• Who knew the the most taxing part of
being an adult is trying to figure out
what the fuck to have for dinner every
goddamn night until you die
5:47 PM
2019-08-14
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I feel this in my SOUL.
Every fucking week when it's time to go grocery
shopping my wife and I are like "what should
we cook this week" and immediately forget
every food we have ever enjoyed.
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    • I usually just get chicken, its good for you (not fried), can be cooked a variety of ways, and Epstein didn't kiII himself.
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    • Cereal, just eat cereal. Its the perfect meal for anytime and any place.
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    • My boyfriend and I make this really easy dish we call kielbasa bake. Chop up kielbasa, small red potatoes, garlic, onions, cherry tomatoes, a little veg oil, salt, pepper, oregano, and a little crushed red pepper. Toss that shit in the oven at 425 for 30 mins. It's one of our favs.
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    • make big batches of homemade spaghetti sauce (diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, sugar/seasonings w/e else ya want) and have spaghetti or chicken parm for a dinner and freeze all the extra sauce in Ziploc bags. I do this all the time and just recook the frozen sauce.
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    • I only eat mashed potatoes and kale salad. It’s cheap, delicious, filling, and healthy. I never worry about what to eat, and I’m never wasting money on expensive food.
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    • Try being on the road everyday and picking out which shitty fast-food restaurant to eat at. Umm, burgers or chicken. Maybe some fish will do today...
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    • Yup. There’s times it’s like nearly 10 then finally I get hungry and realize it’s late as fuck. Then you’ve gotta decide whether to eat or wake up at 3am starving.
      MercMedic 16 jan
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    • stuffed peppers with minced beef and cheese, pasta with cheese, pasta with tomatoes, bread (freeze it), rice cooked with vinegar, egg fried rice, roast veg and roast meat, stewed veg and stewed meat, polenta / mash potatoes with peas and carrots, soy fried - tofu salad with radish and sweetcorn
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    • Write stuff you like on paper and draw for a menu lol
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    • I used to eat a solid diet of crackers and tuna, but I recently moved in with my boyfriend and I try to cook every night....but he's allergic to soy, food coloring, oranges, oats, chicken and pork. Meal planning is impossible
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      IgitIgit 16 jan
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    • I would use a randomizer that would pick out meals I know how to prepare or like to buy (like spaghetti, burger, pizza, so on) and get whatever it chooses. If it was a meal I already had within 7 days prior, I would let it pick again
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    • Make a list of dinners that you can make under an hour. When its time to go shopping, pull out the list and pick what you want.
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    • I am perfectly fine eating the same cereal for breakfast and the same peanut butter and jelly for lunch for years upon years. Why do we have to have something different for dinner every night? Why do we get tired of dinner food but but not the other two meals?
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    • I'm not a picky eater and i only cook for myself and occasionally friends if theyre hanging out but ill stick to a certain cuisine for like 2-3 weeks. Like vietnamese, then indian, mexican, etc... there are some stuff that i like having around like pesto, guac, beans, rice, etc...
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    • I highly suggest learning to pimp your ramen.
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    • Steak, chicken or ground turkey with brown rice and broccoli 🥦 everyday that’s it. Nothing else. This is your life now.
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    • i had to do this in high school
      BigTyrone 15 jan
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    • Omg that second comment is my life. Literally every week we try and think of meals and complete forget what food even is.
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    • Some people who bitch about not having food have the newest iPhones and a brand new car with rims
      Miezute 15 jan
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    • so where tf is the shuffle button
      iakrules 15 jan
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    • The the
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    • Pasta, meat, cheese, maybe some sauce and you’re good.
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    • Chicken and rice baby. So many different sauces you can do.
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    • I used to have this issue, but what I usually do is just cook a protein in bulk for the week and then make different veggies or sides each day
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    • People have trouble with this? Just pick something enjoyable to make. Find an already cheap steak on a good sale? Get some egg noodles, White wine (no need to overspend on it!) Sour cream, and whatever I'm forgetting, and make a nice stroganoff!
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    • This annoyed me so much I finally sat down and wrote out a two week menu. Everynight I know what I will be eating and it has enough of a variety to not get old. Like putting Chicken and rice. Could be chicken enchiladas with Mexican rice one time and the next time grilled lemon pepper chicken etc
      naers 16 jan
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    • I’m sure some sad fuck will find something wrong but the wife and I never plan our shopping and treat it like a date 🥰
      Tatzur0 16 jan
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    • Yep. Sounds about right
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    • Easy solution just buy 2 min noodles and bread so if you are tired of 2min noodles eat bread and vice versa...
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    • Wow people are actually sharing recipes rt now. Good stuff.
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    • Pinterest becomes our best friend
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    • Did no one take notes from Grandma's playbook? Same same five days a week. 6th day rotates then Sunday it's time to eat like animals
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    • This is honestly sad, I had no idea so many people on this god forsaken site were unhealthy.
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    • Ok Gollum
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    • They ain’t eating what you’re cooking. They’re not that hungry yet.
      vbettav 16 jan
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    • Costco crates of kraft mac n cheese and Costco ribeeye steaks with green tea that has 2 tablespoons of sugar (it's about for 1 pint of tea) with half a lemon in it. That's what I eat daily I get my daily protein it's delicious. Oh also do OMAD.
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    • I made a list of every food I enjoyed that my mother made me when I turned 18.
      LilFaux 16 jan
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    • Make a list of 1-20 frozen, in the fridge, and in the pantry items. Then use a d20 to roll for two of them, then look up a recipe using it. Got noodles? Pasta. Got Ground beef? Hamburger hot dish, hamburgers, casserole, soup, chorizo. Etc
      Kelavia 16 jan
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    • My default is hotdogs and grilled cheeses and it’s not healthy I swear. A whole store dedicated to foods and thousands of possible combinations and all my mind can muddle together is hotdogs and grilled cheese
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    • Chicken, sauces, pasta, veggies, fruits, salmon, bread, eggs, and oats.
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    • I just use one of those huge dart boards with a ton of different food written all over it, 3/7 times it's a good time
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    • I eat pork chops and zucchini like 5 nights a week honestly
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    • I buy a ton of healthy and ambitious items. I then cook dinner once, dine off of vodka and GrubHub then feel remorse
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    • Luckily I love my grandma's food and I have all her recipes
      MrGarbage 16 jan
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    • The best part of it though, is at first, choosing what you want or eating your favorite all the time, but that starts to wane quickly and you seek variety pretty fast.
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    • I feel this in my soul too. I just ask my kids what they want and as long as it’s not starbursts dipped in chocolate I’m like ok cool.
      johnbrain 16 jan
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    • When you live at home alone and have to make all your own meals, ham and cheese sandwiches are always a good option.
      geexd125 16 jan
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    • Because mommy and daddy did everything for you until you were 27 and you don't know how to do anything for yourself.
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    • For this sole reason i am glad i work in a restaurant that offers 1 free meal every shift i work
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    • I also try and purposefully eat a different thing each night, not a fan of just eating the same thing each night
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    • Tacos, twizzlers and Tampico all day everyday
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    • Ive found the solution. Walmart delivers groceries and saves your favorites its like having a personal shopper for 7 bucks
      Dierskie 16 jan
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    • You can just order meal kits, the food is always good, has everything you need, but most importantly you dont have to think about what you wanna have amd dont have to deal with people in public.
      Echo_419 16 jan
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    • Kinda funny seeing this when you work in a restaurant. I mean I love to cook every night it's fun for me.
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    • I just buy a bunch of food and just eat what I feel like. I dont really plan what I'm going to eat, it just happens
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    • Tbh I don't even eat every night anymore. It's just too much work to come home and good after a long day.
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    • Pasta or curry are my default meals when idk what to make.
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    • Our parents probably knew that... they just didn’t warn us. Those bastards
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    • Just make a meal plan. Repeat it every other week. Ex., like Monday - pasta, Tuesday - steak. Or whatever
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    • Have you considered not?
      WhiteCT 15 jan
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    • Bet yall smooth brains didnt notice the and the next to eachother
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    • Well, Jedi can fuck as many bitches as they want, as long as they don’t form any emotional attachment to said bitches
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    • I think the same could be said about 3rd world countries
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    • Orrr you could marry me and let me take care of it hahaha please
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    • What’s a wife
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    • Steak, steak & steak. Did I forgot to mention steak? Steak.
      _Max 18 jan
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    • does anybody else just not care when they eat, sleep, what they have to do? like i see it as all complaints and that in the end we'll still get what we want so why fuss.
      _LP3_ 17 jan
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    • I get a meat delivery service once a month. Good quality stuff for a bulk price. Then I usually stick to brown rice and vegetables for sides, unless its a pasta or a sandwich. Fuck casseroles.
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    • Monday chicken with vegetables Tuesday spaghetti with garlic bread Wednesday left overs thursday tuna sandwiches or tuna casserole and a random side friday is an out to eat day Saturday and sunday is a pizza or eat at parents day.
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    • This is me and my wife and I don’t appreciate being called out for our indecisiveness.
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    • Yo how tf is angel food cake made?
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    • Starting with Sunday: Pancakes, Pizza/fettuccine, white meat, dark meat, pasta, leftovers, eat out
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    • We cook every night except Thursdays (Pizza Night!) and Saturdays. And it’s a struggle to come up with new menu items for the week
      TGoogol 16 jan
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    • Can't say this has ever been a problem for me.
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    • I hate it so much, and now my kids have opinions and everyone hates different things and I want to burn the house down some days 😂
      amar13 16 jan
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    • Blue apron
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    • This is why you make a weekly menu then go shopping according to the recipes. Any leftovers for a while
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    • I have a super shitty habit of investing in healthy, perishable food. Then I go out to eat 7 days in a row and my food expires
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    • Alfredo and pizza. I don’t care if it’s unhealthy, you gotta die somehow
      ThotBoss 16 jan
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    • my default meal is always pasta/spaghetti with some shredded cheese or sauce
      fodlan 16 jan
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    • When the time comes to ask what’s for dinner I just sit there and not eat because cooking or getting food is to much work
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