• how am i supposed to make creative funny text
posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it
really happened to you
Bcaitluffs
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders
disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool
and i swam for 10 hours then died
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