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Me at Sam: where the fuck is my birth
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    • Really though where tf is mine at
      Texan_PJ 30 jul
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    • I had to steal mine and other stuff of mine from my mother cuz I'm an adult and she tries to use my info to do things under my nose
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    • Just trying to tempt me
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    • Its always good to know where your documents are, even as a teen ( I say, despite not knowing where mine are )
      Maple_ 31 jul
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    • Fellas I have a question. So my parents go ape shit whenever I wake up at my usual time, which is like 11 or 11:30. They say it's "ridiculous" and "way too late". What time do y'all wake up and is my time too late and ridiculous as they say?
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    • Or you wake up in a cold sweat, panicking and looking for ur phone to see if your late for work or not. Then you realize you still got a couple hours to sleep and nearly climax.
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    • Boyims 31 jul
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    • I had to get a court issued one after my parents refused to let me have mine when I turned 18.
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    • Why does ifunny always make their first feature FUCKING PORN!!!!!
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    • Marine corps still have mine.. never gave it back
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    • I haven't had my SS card since 2010
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    • Under the welcome mat duh
      Nudables 31 jul
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    • This is a trick for me to tell you where my birth certificate is
      surreall 31 jul
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    • What does the nobody add to this
      moldydog 31 jul
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    • I can’t read mine, it’s in Arabic and I never learned how to read Arabic
      5mbn 31 jul
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    • Guys pretty cute 😳
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    • Thinking about joining the Navy, need some advice
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    • Marcus’ Autism journey
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    • If you don’t have the certificate then you were never born
      FUN0009 31 jul
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    • Me at 3AM: If a planted seed was to become a mighty oak and someone poisoned it kiIIing it, did they cancel that life meaning that tree would have grown to become an oak had they not poisioned the seed, or was the seed never to become an oak because the person was always going to poison the seed?
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    • Woke up the other night thinking I forgot to do a final for a class that’s ended 6 months ago
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    • My mom has all my documents and holds them close to her. I have my original birth certificate and she would cry if I or her lost it. I was joking about losing it and she freaked out because it's the only thing I have before I got adopted and she likes to keep those things because she wants me to -
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    • I haven’t seen my social security card in like 8 months. I know where my birth certificate is
      Dipgk 31 jul
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    • I have that along with my social security car in a box hidden away only to be brought out when I need my important documents. Never lose those documents they are a bitch to get copies of
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    • So when I go to college, should I wait until I have a place of my own to store that stuff?
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    • I lost my social security card like 3 years ago. Now that I remembered that I will probably need it for something.
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    • In a shoe box in my closet
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    • Me at Sam
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    • Anybody else open the app to see the one meme in there notifications and close out after?
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    • Ah, thankfully that's in a fireproof safe. My social security card however...
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    • Right where my mom told me where she keeps my birthday money
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    • last i knew my mother had it, but after she died my sister took most of her stuff including paperwork, and my sister has had a bad last 5 years (meth is a helluva drug), so who fucking knows where it is for me. at least I had my own ID before that shit hit the fan
      SnuWolf 31 jul
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    • Where IS it? Where's my Social Security card? Is my registration in my car?
      sk4p3g04t 31 jul
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    • In a safe along with my SS Card and passport. Yall need to protect those documents
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    • Mine is in my parents safe, I'm sure you can get a new copy at a government building like the dmv
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    • I don't know where half the stuff is if I dont use it daily
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    • Otaku_ 31 jul
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    • Under your rolls
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    • Fuck certificates
      Fukitall 31 jul
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    • Social security card
      shithawk 31 jul
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    • There’s deadass only one other comment on this
      Shika69 31 jul
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    • Featured with 1 comment and 27 likes... nice
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      Boat_Man 31 jul
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    • This is like the 20th time I've seen this meme and it gets funnier every time
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    • I have mine on me rn
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    • You don’t have one. You were never born.
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    • Its in my closet with my other important shit lol
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    • Ur mom probably has it
      boofoman 3 aug
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    • for me it was taxes
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    • I got like 5 copies of mine Chief
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    • It's 5 am.. where the fuck is mine
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    • My dad legit took my wallet out of my bag and took my passport (which I paid for) from it without telling me
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    • I applied for a passport in March and the post office still hasnt returned my birth certificate
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    • We all know OBama slept well than
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    • I dont know why, but I wanna hug that guy so bad.
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    • Relatable
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    • I think you ate it
      doc76 3 aug
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    • Why is this a meme I don't understand this? Is this just to prove you infact exist in this family?
      Y32zy 3 aug
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    • I think it's in a box above my closet... But not sure
      UPSDog 3 aug
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    • If you destroy it you don’t have to pay taxes anymore. That’s how it works, right?
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    • "i turned the bathroom light off right?"
      inkest 3 aug
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    • Gotta go find that shit
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    • This just made me realize idk where my social security card is well time to turn the whole fucking house upside down looking for it
      McMoosy 2 aug
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    • Bruh I don’t even think my mom knows where that shit is lmao
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    • Mine is next to my bed, so i would just go back to sleep
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    • Your mommmy has it
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    • Marcus’ Autism Journey
      juliagv 2 aug
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    • At the zoo
      dunlupe 2 aug
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    • Probably list behind his massive store of fried pork rinds
      MlemFox 2 aug
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    • Ong
      chayd89 2 aug
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    • In the filing box in the closet by the bathroom.
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    • in my binder in my desk... get fucked u non birth certificate location knowing losers
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    • laminated sleeve in a leather folder that’s in my fire safe. Because I’m a responsible adult.
      zulukutz 2 aug
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    • More like: did I put the chicken wings in the fridge or leave them in them in the car?
      bathman 2 aug
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    • me at 3 am looking at this meme👀
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    • Is at my dad's house.
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    • Omg 😂😂😂 Idk why it took me a minute tho
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    • I lost mine when my parents divorced 🙃
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    • Just had to see Trey Anastasios mugshot just one more time
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    • My mom lost my birth certificate, reprinted birth certificate after she lost the first, social security card, and my immunization records🤩 now that I got new ones I always know where they are bc I don’t trust her HA
      uhahaha 2 aug
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    • probably ate it fatso
      bjork 2 aug
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    • Mine is locked in a safe my dad got out of the captain’s quarters of his navy ship. I completely forgot the combination
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    • Why are firetrucks red?
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    • Good question
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    • I do this but with the shirt I havnt seen since November
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    • Obese fuck
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    • Me in the nether realm: Where is my death certificate?
      Jcappa 2 aug
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    • Why why does this look like g a y porn
      Rismarck 1 aug
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    • I’m an immigrant so I HAVE TO know where my shit is. Ik where all my documents are despite only being 17
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    • Y'all should at least memorize your blood type and social security number, comment yours here to make sure its correct
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    • For some reason, I always know where mine is
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    • Wtf is my blood type?
      EtaVirus 1 aug
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    • Sometimes that's a good question
      METALGOD 1 aug
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    • Whats my social security number
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    • God damnit now I have to look.
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