• Roses are red,
Obama is well spoken,
I'm sorry sir,
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    • The cock and ball torture machine is broken
      CacaRoach 14 jul
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    • Understand have a good day
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    • Our Ice Cream machine is broken.
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    • "This is our one minority employee, Rakim Token."
      Szasz 15 jul
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    • “Can’t suck your dick when I’m on the clock” I don’t see the rhyme
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    • Ice cream machine is broken
      tj071604 15 jul
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    • That dick of yours got me chokin'
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    • The ice cream machine is broken.
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    • But our icecream machine is broken
      Griffo 15 jul
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    • I'm sorry sir your dick is broken
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    • Our ice cream machine is broken
      Maximvs12 15 jul
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    • "but will you use your ham candle to pound my queef chapel until its broken?"
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    • Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through?
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    • Obama is not well spoken. Dude stutters and says uh all the time
      jooler 15 jul
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    • Obama did not fulfill his promises he did fuck all for Americans
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    • "If if if if if if if if if if..." - Obama
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    • The Pillar Men have awoken.
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    • I don’t really have an opinion on Obama, as he went out of office when I was 14, but damn that guy was professional. I can’t wait until we have another professional president that doesn’t sound like that one annoying uncle at thanksgiving.
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      kanep0e 15 jul
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    • Our ice cream machine is broken.... fUcK mCdOnAlDs.
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    • Obama is well spoken.
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    • This just triggered the trump cock suckers
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    • Obama is a piece of poop
      Zoten7 15 jul
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    • The McFlurry machine is broken.
      Nitefox 15 jul
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    • The ice cream machine is broken
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    • I miss Obama
      5lb_dump 15 jul
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    • It does break. Sometimes it's getting cleaned which mainly happens in the morning after night shift. But it does break. The machine also heats up during night shift and shuts down to melt the icecream ti be cleaned in the morning.
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    • I'm gonna rip your ass open
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    • Ita never broken they just don't want to clean it, cuz its alot of work
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    • Who in the hell doesnt get this??
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    • The frozen treat maker is not functional at the moment?
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    • Obama is well spoken? No offense but that's a weird ass way to change a phrase. And a sure fire way to get things political up in here.
      Mafuchu 15 jul
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    • Girl
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    • Here come the racist
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    • "Uhh uhh well uhh uhh the uhh fact of the uhh matter is uhh uhh"
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    • Obama was shit but that was funny
      wumbo4444 15 jul
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    • if u didn't get it before u came to the comments your pp shrinks .25 as an inch
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    • The icecream machine is broken
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    • Obama was a terrible president
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    • There are two types of people.
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    • "...the ice cream machine is broken."
      Sensino 15 jul
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    • Pull that butthole open
      bullet757 15 jul
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    • the icecream machine broken
      Xylon 15 jul
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    • Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I’m sorry sir, we have another Karen looking at you.
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    • Not broken. It just hasn't been cleaned. I was a department manager at a mcds. Every night our ice cream machine shut off to be cleaned and wouldn't turn back on until it was. To clean it you have to take apart like 20 pieces and there is usually just 1 or 2 people that know how to clean it.
      thebat107 15 jul
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    • Roses are red, obama ruined this country, this is not a poem.
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    • Epstein didn’t...
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    • The ice cream machine is broken
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    • We don't take tokens?
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    • Karen has spoken
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    • Gryonutz 15 jul
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    • Obama is most certainly not well spoken
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    • The ice cream machine is broken
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    • I just started my first job at McDonald’s two weeks ago and all but one day has the ice cream machine been broken
      ColeHanes 16 jul
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    • I don’t agree with the statement “Obama is well spoken” did nobody else ever actually listen to him speak every other word was “uh” or “um”
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    • She do be lookin kinda smokin 👀
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    • I’ll take meme I’ve seen before for 500 alex
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    • Saying "uh" over and over makes him well spoken?
      thiccdikk 15 jul
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    • Is this your Chuck E. Cheese token?
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    • Ice cream machine is kil
      Avalre 15 jul
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    • Roses are red, Obama’s well spoken, I’m sorry sir, the Machine is broken
      CutieLuu 15 jul
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    • in mcdonalds theres no smoking
      manwiggle 15 jul
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    • Your pussy is soakin
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    • I don't get it. The dishwasher is broken? But it's smiling. Maybe it's broken on the inside, like most of us
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    • Of course it is. Fine fuck mcdick im going to tacobutt
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    • I have spoken
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    • I’m sorry sir, M
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    • Our machine is broken
      Skasha 15 jul
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    • She's kinda hot
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    • False, obama isnt well spoken. Have you seen how many stutters he does?
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    • My water is broken
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    • Obama isn't well spoken
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    • Okay lmao I thought this picture was from some video of another crazy white lady being racist for no reason, good to know it's just about the ice cream machine lol
      MrHucer 15 jul
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    • Our ice cream machine is now in motion
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    • We ARE NOT OPEN!
      Brodstier 15 jul
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    • LiKe mY cOMmeNt FOr nOoOoOoOoDs
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    • Single white girl who acts heartbroken
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    • The ice cream machine is broken
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    • McDonald’s women
      Salownsu 15 jul
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    • But never deny a guest even at the most ridiculous request 😭
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    • Fuck Obama tho
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    • There are two kinds of people. 1. that can extrapolate data. 2.
      oorz 15 jul
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    • Obama is retarded
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    • This isn't taco bell
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    • You could've chosen anyone to be "well spoken" but you picked Obama for some reason
      luke9416 15 jul
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    • Roses are red, Obama is dead Biden is brain dead so are your friends.
      cathrope 15 jul
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    • MOTHERFUCKER
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    • I forgot how well spoken Obama is.
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    • Half of Obama's speeches were full of filler words. "Uh, um, etc,." And also lots of stuttering.
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    • My ass just got stolen
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    • You need a white min wage worker, I am the token
      Viperius 15 jul
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    • Fuck me in the ass with a play place token
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    • The McBeast has been awoken?
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    • I’m sad I got it right away
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    • Your cocks out in the open
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    • I'd pound her ass so fucking hard
      Ingenator 15 jul
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