• I'd always end up broken down on the highway.
When I stood there trying to flag someone down,
nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car,
other drivers would get out and push with me.
If you want help, help yourself people like to see that. Chris Rock
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    • I was pushing my car once and some douche threw a water balloon at me as they drove by
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    • My dream is to have a nice big truck that can haul or tow just about anything so I can help anyone in need that I come across. Might seem silly but those rednecks that did it for me were sort of role models.
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    • The energy you need to push yourself, you pull that from yourself, cause when you pull it from yourself, nobody can influence it - Etika
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    • zerosober 29 jun
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    • I threw a water balloon at some idiot pushing his car once lmaoo
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    • I saw a young kid probably late teens trying to push his car with his girl at the wheel. I asked if he needed help he said yeah but he felt bad that I was gonna help in 103 degree weather. Well we pushed the car until it started rolling down a hill and then I told him to get in my car part 1/2
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    • So, let me make sure I got this..... i get out to help you push your car..THEN walk back 2 miles back to my car??? NOPE! Best I can do is let you use my phone to call a tow truck
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    • Pulled over to help a guy holding a gas can with his car parked on the side of the road. He's like 3 miles from the gas station so I offered to give him a lift and take him back to his car. He said he didn't have any money and I was like, no problem man, I'll pay to fill your gas can and even fill
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    • So I'm a balloon and this guy threw me at another guy pushing his car
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    • Why would they help him since he's black? I thought black people can't step outside without experiencing any racism. I thought white people were inherently racist. See how stupid that sounds and how racist it is towards white people?
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    • Foundry 29 jun
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    • People nowadays need to lose the victim mentality, and start taking care of themselves. The world doesn’t give a shit about you or your problems
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    • One time I saw this guy pushing his car and I threw a water balloon at him
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    • Its probably not because he was black. There were horror stories that floated around where muggers would post up like they had car trouble and rob the people who would stop to help. I don't exactly know how true that is, but thats what I was told by my parents and grandparents.
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    • One day my car broke down on sunday on an exit ramp in the bible belt so many people drove by on the way to church. The pastor of the church stopped to help me and ask how many people drove by. He got water cause my car overheated and before he left. He told me alot of the people he saw were 1/2
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    • This applies to the black lives matter movement. If you want more people to view you as equals then stop the black on black crime that has been going up in the last 5 years
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    • I like it when he’s a zebra
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    • Fuck Chris Rock
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    • And people have the gall to support blacks who only want to make their situation worse and scream racism as the thing that wrecked their lives. You're responsible for your own choices. You want to wallow and burrow into the mud, don't throw all the blame on the one who pushed you down.
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    • Ive run out of gas several times. I just pop the trunk, grab the gas can, and start walking. Within 5 mins I got someone pulled over offering me a ride to the closest gas station. AND BACK. Every time
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    • People like it when others put commitment into solving their problems. If you don’t look like you want out of the hole you’re in, most won’t try to dig you out on first glance.
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    • I simply wouldn’t break down
      KashKitty 29 jun
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    • CRS6132 29 jun
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    • So I seen this guy throw a water balloon at this guy pushing his car as i accelerated.
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    • Why is this piece of shit App telling me I didn't put a single like on a meme when I just liked 5 in a row.
      Astraeus 1 jul
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    • So I’m a car and one time a guy was pushing me then he got a water balloon thrown at him
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    • He looks like a Pusher
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    • I want to buy a Ford F-250 from the 1999-early 2000's generation. I love the way they look and for some reason the black plastic door handles sing to me. What price range would I be looking at to own a decent one? Preferably I'd like to have the Triton V10 but nobody's selling them in good shape
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    • This is vaguely why screaming with other people around is retarded
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    • When I push my own broken down car, people call the police because I’m black.
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    • So I'm a car, and the guy pushing me gets this water balloon thrown at him
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    • Or just bitch that you want the government to pay you, and that the people driving by are privileged.
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    • Exactally why mexican americans in general are discriminated against, but dont seek help, they do the shit they need to do. Whereas African americans are not discriminated against but dont get any help because of their in general lack of effort to accomplish good things
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    • Rule #1 in America.. always help someone you see pushing a car.. my car ran out of gas at a small hill up to the gas station. I was by myself.. a couple random biker dudes pulled over and started pushing.. that’s America
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    • Well If a car is broken down on the side of the road I dont know shit about repairing so I wouldnt be any help anyway, but if they just need help pushing then thats easy to help out with
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    • He likes to move it move it
      KashKitty 29 jun
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    • Thats cool and all but couldn't he just call a tow truck?
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    • Learned in psychology class the more people around the less chance of anyone helping. Everyone thinks “hell, someone else will help him”. After learning that I seen a guy broke down in the middle of a busy red light intersection and I hopped out my cousins car and helped him by the time we got it
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    • It’s cause if you ( a stranger ) aren’t trying to get me to you to help I feel safe to try and help because it doesn’t feel like as much as a trap anymore
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    • Yes if you wont help yourself, don't expect help from me
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    • Catch
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    • Funny guy. Check out Chris Rock, Bad Apple on YouTube. Quality stuff
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    • jesus the porn in the comments
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    • Last post had some porn audio. Beware
      toystar 29 jun
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    • "Live, laugh, love" - hiiiiiittttlllllerrr probably
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    • Why is this advice so applicable to darkskins in general
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    • Either way I wouldn't help a black. 😂😂😂
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    • Why is he driving shitty ass cars?
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    • I read that in his voice.
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    • So I’m the road, and someone threw a water balloon at some other guy and it got all over me!!
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    • Unless you are a girl then they just stop
      Dezeya 3 jul
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    • So I'm a balloon salesmen and some guy came in one day asking for the best water balloons to throw at people pushing cars on the side of the road.
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    • I read this in his voice. It was magical
      Hakumen 3 jul
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    • Common sense reported
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    • I won’t help my kids with anything unless I see them try.
      k20mike 2 jul
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    • I've always said I can't afford to care or do more then the person who's actually in the situation needing me because once they give up I'm fucked for my effort and time
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    • Says the black guy off Jay and Silent Bob ... that shit demon the truth son!!!
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    • Wise words. Very wise words.
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    • When you see someone pushing their car, you know what they need and that you can help. When it’s just a dude on the side, you have no clue what’s up
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    • My foxbody broke down on train tracks once and my friends showed up and helped but a dope cop averted traffic for me and called a tow truck that came in 20 minutes and probably would've came in 2 hours if I called it. I still see he driving around cool dude
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    • That and sometimes there’s lots of scams where if you think someone is in trouble and he goes they were actually murk you
      FBI_69 1 jul
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    • How easily he could’ve made this a racial thing.
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    • Chris is a smart man
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    • He's also a racist piece of shit if you've seen his garbage stand up
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    • Is no one seeing whats happening in the comment with the water ballons
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    • Or maybe they couldnt see him
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    • Chris rock is a racist.
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    • My uncle pulled over to help someone on the side of the road and got crushed in half between his own truck and a flat bed tow truck that drove off the road
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    • Sometimes no one helped but eh I pushed it a lot living out of that bitch last year lol
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    • Holding a $20 out also works
      ap540 1 jul
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    • How often did this happen?
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    • “I also beat women and have relationships with underage girls” ~Also Chris Rock
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    • *pulls shmeat out in public*
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    • They didn’t stop cause he was black
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    • Was driving home, was around downtown LA when I met this couple pushing their broken van, apparently had been moving across the state like that. They got to a point where they had to push it up a hill. Bent my front plate using my own car to push theirs up the hill. Hope they finished their journey
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    • My car broke down at a light and me and my friend had to push it out of the way and some people just laughed
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    • This is why I finger myself that way maybe someone else who is attractive will be willing to help me 😈
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    • Wise words.
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    • ok, lemee push my car
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    • I'm in no means religious but, I remember a Bible verse from my great grandpa, a farmer of 3 generations. He said, "God only helps people who help themselves first" to this day of him being gone for 12 years i still help others even when I'm weak myself but, never stop helping myself out first
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    • I drove by some dude trying to push his car on the road and some dude threw a waterballoon at him
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    • Interesting take
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    • Man I love Chris rock
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    • That’s actually great advice wow
      cralg 30 jun
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    • Lol was behind this guy on I-10 who fucking nailed this retard with a water balloon while he was pushing his car
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    • laughs in 3500 Dodge with a winch.
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/1hLTi7bm7 the duality of man
      i_Grim 30 jun
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    • Cuz I’m not trying to pull off the side of the road to help someone and then all of a sudden Bonnie and Clyde show up
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    • Fix your car Chris
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    • Dudes got a nice hat
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    • Well shit if you were flagging people down i’d stop if i had time. Most of the time i dont know if people want to be left alone or not
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    • Help others and you become a terrorist
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    • I've literally been the guy on the spectating end... Yeah, a guy asked me to push while he sat in his car to steer and I just walked away. I seen another guy repeatedly pushing his car up on a rented wrecker. I immediately ran over to help. He even felt bad he couldn't pay when I volunteered to help
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    • noonH8R
      Don't be black. That's a great way to get help also.
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    • Mf’s will refuse to wear a mask but will wear this hat confidently
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