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    • Right now, somewhere in America, an idiot is demanding a statue of him be removed from something.
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    • Don’t forget to mention that he made fun of the dude who shot him
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    • He also mocked the assassination attempt throughout his speech, no quotes but he was probably like "I will ensure this country is more competent than the bastard son who shot me and couldn't even hit me in the right spot."
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    • Mcguigi 10 jul
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    • This is true! During a campaign speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Schrank, who had been stalking him for weeks, shot Roosevelt once in the chest. The 50-page text of his campaign speech folded over twice in Roosevelt's breast pocket and a metal glasses case slowed the bullet, saving his life.
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    • It's sad to see purple haired, nose-piercing wearing, lesbian liberals try to take down monuments of this guy
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    • He's also the only person to win both the Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize, man literally told athsma to go fuck itself, wrote several books, became assistant secratary of the Navy, then created a cavalry unit for the Spanish-American War
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    • His foreign policy was simple. If you have the largest cock you are less likely to be fucked with.
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    • And don't let anybody forget back when he was president. A town in Alabama wanted to get rid of their black mailman. Instead Teddy Roosevelt move the town's mail to the other town 30 minutes away. What a absolute power move.
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    • If I recall, not only did he give the speech, he got shot as he was taking the podium, looked down at the wound, stuck a finger in to stop the bleeding, and started by saying, "I don't know if you realize this, but I've just been shot."
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    • Teddy Rosevelt to John f Kennedy ... Pathetic
      barden28 10 jul
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    • blue_too 10 jul
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    • Teddy after getting shot:
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    • This is why Teddy is and always will be our greatest president
      Oshawatt 10 jul
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    • How about the fact that in his speech he made fun of the assassinator
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    • "Ladies and gentlemen I don't know if you fully understand that i have just been shot, but it takes more than that to k!ll a bull moose." What an absolute legend.
      brubruh 11 jul
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    • He also got over asthma through shear force of will, built his own boat from scratch and tracked down the thieves and marched them to the nearest town without sleeping for three days, was a talented collegiate boxer and wrestler, was the only mounted soldier during the charge in San Juan hill as to
      ManBear21 11 jul
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    • Reamber when Obama post poned a speech because of rain? Yea thats the difference between men and democrats
      Louisva 11 jul
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    • Actually he had a bible in his shirt pocket that stopped the bullet
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    • "No other president had ever helped Native Americans prosper with the heartfelt conviction of FDR. The New Deal encouraged Indian self-rule, the restoration of tribal government, and the resuscitation of native culture and religion. But this wasn’t government paternalism or welfare.”
      M167641 10 jul
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    • now the president throws tantrums because people are mean to him on the internet
      jiffypop_ 10 jul
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    • And now they bringing down his statues
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    • Borderlands 2 is literally fucking fire
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    • Holy shit is that a borderlands reference?
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    • Just gonna put this out there. Teddy: Republican... Lincoln: Republican.... Hoover: Republican..... Reagan: Republican
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    • It hit a folded up copy of his long ass speech which slowed it down to the point where it wasn’t lethal
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    • Winston Churchill left a letter to his captors saying that he had to take his leave and thanked them for his captivity. Then escaped.
      Plain 10 jul
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    • It did hit him the miracle was that the 50 page long speech slowed the bullet down to not make it lethal.
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    • “Seems like I’ve been shot...” “anyways”
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    • What people fail to realize is he was one of the first presidents to really do anything to stop monopolies
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    • Lovehurts 10 jul
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    • We need more Teddys in government
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    • Wasn’t his daughter like a rebel of her time or something
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    • Read his biography. This man lived 10 lifetimes. My personal hero.
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    • Didn't he insult the guy that tried to k1ll him?
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    • We need a tough SOB like him in office again
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    • He would not be free to do that today. He would literally be coerced into getting medical attention. Consider that young ones. What are you giving up for “safety”?
      483sw 10 jul
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    • They tried using a early version of a metal detector to find the bullet, but couldnt find it because it beeped everywhere on him, the problem was he was laying on a metal spring bed, that's what the detector picked up, he died because they didnt lift him outta bed once
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    • I’m playing borderlands 2 rn lmao
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    • Trump goes and hides in a bunker because SJWs are outside his fence even though he’s got a fucking army guarding him. Teddy would go out there and fuck them up himself
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    • It went through the pages of his gigantic speech and he started with "I have just been shot". He was barely hurt this is pretty misleading
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    • Big stick energy
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    • Watch the weird history video on YouTube it’s got a lot of cool facts. Like how the exact fifty page speech folded over in his breast pocket had slowed the bullet just enough. How everything TR was wearing had helped slow it down further because it was all thick cloth. And how the surgeons decided-
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    • Teddy Rosevelt was easily one of the greatest presidents in U.S history
      TawpHat 10 jul
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    • Is that a mother fucking BORDERLANDS REFRENCE
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    • Whats yalls headass ranks in BL2? mines like 9320.
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    • You ever try to just type a comment on here and magically iFunny sends you to the AppStore to download one of their ads? Talk about click bait...
      Plain 10 jul
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    • Big stick energy
      semeMdaeD 10 jul
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    • He was playing on easy difficulty
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    • We HAVE to find someone like him for 2024.
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    • Oh no! Anyway...
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    • If it ain’t a mortal wound, keep on keeping on
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    • My favorite president #3
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    • There was a president that was giving a speech and a balloon had popped loudly and his response to it was "... you missed"
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    • Most badass man to ever run
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    • Oooo a borderlands reference
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    • Teddy earned badass rank straight out of the womb
      TonyZ42 10 jul
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    • USA USA USA
      VietnamGI 10 jul
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    • It was 84
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    • Oh no!!! Anyway...
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    • ‘Tis but a scratch
      H3CK5T0N 10 jul
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    • I want more borderlands reaction images
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    • And they want to take all his statues down, I think it's because none of them could EVER measure up to his manly manliness.
      DickHoits 10 jul
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    • He also reportedly yelled "A bullet can't k1ll a bull moose!" Edit: fuck you ifunny, I can't say k1ll? Get fucked.
      donfoxo 10 jul
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    • He was very lucky, his metal glasses case and the folded 40 page speech slowed the bullet down a lot, as he spoke and went through pages he’d drop them at his feet for people to look at the bullet hole
      AjaxSoap 10 jul
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    • Autauga 10 jul
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    • They ain’t built like this anymore
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    • He went for a sub afterwards and THEN went to the hospital
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    • George Washington: I lead my men to victory. Abraham Lincoln: I won a war against my own country and freed the slaves. Teddy Roosevelt: I proceeded to give an amazing 90 minute speech after getting shot
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    • ”oh no!” ”anyways,”
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    • The bullet was stopped by his dummy thicc speech
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    • President Teddy Roosevelt has levels 100 speech,100 light armor , 100 restoration 100 2-handed attacks
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    • Holy shit a Borderlands meme, nice!
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    • Ayyy...a Milwaukee reference.
      skipjerk 11 jul
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    • Remember this President is about six, a qoute from one of his cabinet members
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    • I'm sure if we unseal his casket and greet em with whiskey, coffee, and a good dinner he'll resume presidency and the USA will be at peace.
      dinshade 11 jul
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    • That was back when America raised men. Not a bunch of pansies that only care about feelings.
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    • Teddy: Oh no! Anyway-
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    • He was also saved because of his metal eyeglass case and a folded copy of his speech in the pocket where the bullet hit
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    • It takes more than that to stop a bull moose
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    • That was in Milwaukee too 😂
      _SATAN 10 jul
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    • Never thought i would see a borderlands 2 meme
      Prindle 10 jul
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    • I'm convinced this fucker wasn't real
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    • Forever 10 jul
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    • Random dumbass redditor: But wait! You missed the best part!
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    • Yet today some kids get a paper cut and it’s the end of the world and they HAVE to go to the hospital 🙄 what’s worse is the parents are the same.
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    • IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE
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    • The original Chad
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    • We need to elect another Teddy
      TheNewt_ 10 jul
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    • Better than Trump. Try to change my mind guys.
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