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    • Diogenes is considered a famous philosopher, almost entirely based him doing shit I expect from the local crackheads
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    • Godly response
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    • Featherless biped:
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    • Not only that but he told Alexander the Great to get off his view from the sun so Diogenes can sunbath
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    • If you lived during then, and talked smack to Diogenes, he’d verbally murder you
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    • Members of the athenian elite: *mock Diogenes* Diogenes:
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    • Chad
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    • The reason diogenes, despite being the weirdo that he is, is so well respected is that he actually lived according to his philosophy, and would alter his lifestyle if he realized he had failed that somehow. Compare that to Plato who believed that everything was fake and unimportant, yet...
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    • Weird how the many of the people who praise him and a life without material goods would have a fit if they were denied their luxuries. I knew a guy that spent like 10 mins praising diogenes have a fit over not being able to get a switch
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    • My favorite is that one day he got tired of living and just died. Or it was bad octopus or a dog bite. Hard to say
      nachooooo 30 jun
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    • chad diogenes vs virgin athenian elites
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    • I learned about this guy from mr.pewdiepie on the youtube. He lived a happy life without owning anything. He just chilled
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    • Fuck Diogenes tho he’s a degenerate who’s only known anymore because of Sam o’nella
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    • He’s the founder of cynicism, but the Greek term isn’t how we see cynicism today. It means dog like. He was living his life like a dog, hence being made fun of for that. In response he showed them what it means to be a dog.
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    • Diogenes, founder of cynicism. And the worlds first mad lad.
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    • He’s ok in my books! I’d be friends with him!
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    • We watch Sam O’Nella we know
      AjaxSoap 2 jul
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    • Diogenes philosophy sounds attractive but in the end you will have made nothing, meant nothing, and done nothing. That might be attractive to some people but I think humans can be better than that.
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    • Fuck cynicism, this message is from the stoics
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    • God I wish he'd do that to me
      PBLivin 30 jun
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    • Why did it have to be "Steaming"? Also hate to ask two questions in one comment but where's my cock?
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    • Stick it to the man
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    • What a chad
      Rovert881 30 jun
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    • Lesson of the day, philosophers gave no fucks.
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    • Diogenes did some funny stuff, but personally, I’m tired of people looking to him as a role model
      IonKanun 1 jul
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    • He was a man the best man the true man and the first shitposter he sould be seen as our jesus for shit posting so well just to fuck with people
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    • BEHOLD...
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    • If you squint, his head ,arm, and bottle look like a pretzel with shading and tilted a bit
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    • rise against your oppressers
      numbnutts 30 jun
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    • Original mad lad
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    • Everyone thinks they’re diogenes when in reality they’d be the puddle of piss, its the same as people who like to think they’re Rick when they are lucky to be a Jerry
      Ladbanter 30 jun
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    • I actually don't get why people are so keen on jerking his cock honestly to me he was not making any point he was just showing how you could do fuck all and be a cunt and people will love you and dig deeper if anything putting him on a pedestal is exactly what he would be against if he ever saw it
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    • Diogenes is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
      shwhdj 30 jun
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    • People who idolize this lesser human are the reason we have CHAZ
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    • Haha funny man on street do goofy unexpected thing, get a real philosophy
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    • Unpopular opinion: his shenanigans should not be held up as a good thing
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    • Diogenes was smarter than half of the people in the room, just lived how he wanted instead of fitting the norm of the time
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    • Diogenes probably wasn’t real and all of you retards who watched Sam O’Nella and think he’s “based and redpilled” are just too stupid for actual philosophy. Literally the Classical version of “Did you know Americans used shotguns!!!” meme
      Optimum 30 jun
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    • Coulda sworn he bit them
      hamer51 4 jul
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    • He did many thing like this the man did not give a fuck
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    • Diogenes is my role model
      stoizzzz 3 jul
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    • Anprim moment anprim moment
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    • Keep in mind, no one knows who tf those other dudes are, but we all know Diogenes
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    • Diogenes was cringe, he was the modern equivalent to “you criticize society, yet you live in one. I am smart!”
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    • Hey they used pee as a mouth wash sooo that isn’t to bad of a thing back in those days
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    • He also jacked off in public regularly
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    • The more I read about digenes the more I think he wasn't so much a philosopher but just one of the edgy college students we see today, he doesn't really have any good explanation on his philosophy, but it was funny
      yrtesd 3 jul
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    • So they are his territory now... got it...
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    • Fucking POWER move right there.
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    • Id drink his pee as he pees on me
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    • damn this is like the second time today I seen something about Diogenes and the third time this week. The universe is fucking telling me something.
      JewManG 3 jul
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    • “Think I’m a dog?! Alright bitch..”
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    • Diogenes is the best philosopher
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    • Alexander the great once offered Diogenes a gift of anything he wanted. Seriously, Alexander the Great was willing to give Diogenes whatever he asked for. Diogenes simply responded 'can you get out of my sunlight?'
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    • Absolute chad.
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    • He also used to jerk off on people walking by
      The_FSM 2 jul
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    • He probably kept the bones and fed them to his dog army
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    • Diogenies really just didn't give a fuck
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    • Cant help but think this guy would totally fit in with me my mates
      RobQ1978 2 jul
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    • Diogenes was the ultimate memelord before it was even vaguely acceptable.
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    • And that he was the only philosopher that Alexander the great would visit personally as a friend... ALEXANDER THE FUCKING GREAT!
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    • I never heard of this one, but I wouldnt put it past him
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    • So...this guy was an ancient bum....a fucking bum. Don't boo me; I've seen what makes you cheer.
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    • If I could live life without giving a single fuck like that I'd be fine
      Jon_Bovi 2 jul
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    • Chad
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    • Diogenes is not famous, nor worthwhile to discuss. Only the elite-sponsored historians writing for the top want to brainwash you into thinking this is philosophy so you ignore the truth and study ridiculous materialism
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    • Chad cynic
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    • You know what? Diogenes was a repulsive little rat man who is only famous because he said a few wise things in his life and lived how he preached, albeit how he preached to live was in your own piss and shit, which is not at all a healthy habit, he is not an idol or someone you should aspire to be
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    • Samonella
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    • Knowing Athenians they probably got on their knees and open their mouth
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    • Id say crop out the “wtf fact” part up top for a better meme but the features have spoken i suppose
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    • What Diogenes famous for other than being an absolute chad
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    • Greek Elites: He’s like a mangy dog hahaha! Diogenes: “OH I’LL SHOW YOU A MANGY FUCKIN DOG!!!”
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    • These WTF fun facts are getting more and more informal by the day.
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    • This is indeed a Diogenes of Sinope moment
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    • This man did a lot more dumb shit than that and lived to I think 81 if not past that
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    • Power move
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    • I feel like being a part of the wealthy back in ancient greece or rome would be wild
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    • 🎵 nigga that’s my dog 🎶
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    • I love it ! Think about it, People remember his name but none of the others just a name of a group. Godspeed buddy!
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    • Imagine being a homeless crackhead that everyone reveres as a genius
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    • The man really did not give a fuck
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    • Diogenes is a Chad, he didn't have a problem with masturbating in public and he would tell someone how he feels straight to his face
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    • “Hey check out how hard I can pee”
      zand_r 2 jul
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    • Patron saint of ifunny
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    • fukkn power move
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    • If y’all want another interesting philosophy story, there was a philosopher named pyrrho (like pyro) and he was so skeptical of the world it’s said he would walk in front of moving carriages because he didn’t believe the carriage was there or that he’d be hit because he didn’t trust his senses
      VibeTest 2 jul
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    • Look into the stories of Diogenes, you'll laugh your ass off
      BatJoe 1 jul
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    • "Treat me like a dog and I'll act like a dog to your detriment, not mine"
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    • didn't he die in a shit pile?
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    • Based
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    • Chaotic evil
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    • BIG DICK ENERGY
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    • What happened to him? I have a feeling he was probably executed or something.
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    • Diogenes is no one special.
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    • I would’ve simply said: You refer to me as a beast and treat me as such yet you fail to see how you compare
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    • Diogenes was a fucking legend. Like, yes he did crackhead shit, but it was usually to prove a point or teach a lesson. For example, His 'behold a man' moment was to point out a flaw in the plato's definition of man.
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    • Diogenes was a ancient Greek Philadelphia crackhead
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