• WTF fun fact #1325
There is Russian
published in 1999 which
re-tells The Lord of The A
Rings from Sauron's
Perpective.
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    • *sauron loses his ring* Sauron: "Blyat"
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    • Sauron the entire book: boy when they get here imma fuck them up, just you wait.
      kirby_b8 27 jul
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    • Dear diary, he put the ring on again today... he then took it off.
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    • If you are a big fan of the "lotr" novels, check out Dennis mckiernan's "mithgar" series. It was originally written to expand on the world of middle earth, but he couldn't get approval to use Tolkien's world, so he just changed a few names around. It's really good.
      Kazket 27 jul
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    • I would like to read this
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    • Dear Dark Lord Diary: Today I spent 8 hours practicing the words "I see you." I'm gonna freak that little Hobbit out so bad
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    • Wouldn't it just be him stuck as a giant eyeball staring at stuff?
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    • It's called The Last Ringbearer.
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    • Cool but ill stick with Tolkiens work, his skiIl is unmatched.
      GLoomis 27 jul
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    • I mean the Silmarillion kinda already does. Not including the insane amount of notes never compiled from Tolkien
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    • This would be interesting af.
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    • We call that fanfiction nowadays
      fidoob 27 jul
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    • “It’s been 3 thousand years since I’ve died and the Nazgul still haven’t brought me my goddamn eyedrops!!!”
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    • Fun fact: this simple sketch of a shirtless lad has gotten more than 30 pieces of fanart
      Boat_Man 27 jul
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    • Him: NATASH! BRING UNDERWEAR!!! Her: COMING! Stop hollering!
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    • Well if Tolkien didn’t write it is there really a point of reading it?
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    • "Perpective"
      KrazyBuns 28 jul
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    • Y’all never had to read Beowulf and then Grendel in high school? It’s the same concept. One from the “hero’s” perspective and the other from the “monster’s” perspective. Pretty interesting
      TheLunar 28 jul
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    • Chapter one: the volcano still hasn’t moved.
      Mataetae 29 jul
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    • There isn't an English translation version available for sale :(
      Kazket 27 jul
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    • Is everyone just going to look over the grammatical error?
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    • Is it good though?
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    • Has anyone ever checked if the number of the fact is right or so they just put a random number down.
      2rawwww 27 jul
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    • Is it canon?
      Nabbit 27 jul
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    • I was there, Gandalf
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    • *searches frantically*
      TheWack97 27 jul
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    • Perpective
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    • That sounds lit
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    • “Our ring”
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    • It’s called The Last Ringbearer and it’s not just an alternate perspective, but is reset in Cold War Europe, dumps most of the fantasy elements, and is apparently pretty shite overall.
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    • A thousand years at the bottoms of a riverbed
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    • Where can i get it
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    • I dead ass just started reading the hobbit and now I can’t stop seeing anything related
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    • Autauga 27 jul
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    • Is it good though
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    • That’s sounds interesting
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    • MrOpinion 27 jul
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    • I want! I want! I want! Give! Give! Please! Please!?
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    • Is that legal?
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • Chemical 27 jul
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    • One of the girls I studied with in Russia had bought all the Lotr books to help learn the Russian language
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    • Typical Russians rooting for the bad guy
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    • Wtf is a perpective?
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    • Stole this off a featured
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    • content not available more
      Krystal 27 jul
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    • "I see things. I float up here, and i see things. Oh and i also get to mess with a wizard. I made him so self conscious about his hair that he straightened it until it looks fake. I call him saury."
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    • Ring bear
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    • ‘Everyone keeps trying to steal my bling’- Sauron
      maddx 30 jul
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    • Name please
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    • Our book
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    • So happy I’m fluent in Russian
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    • Was he sued for copy right infringement?
      godmoth 30 jul
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    • Perpective lol wtf is that cause it’s not a word
      Elleeeeee 30 jul
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    • Where can I get a complete list of these WTF facts?
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    • Saying “There is Russian novel” without the “a” makes it even more Russian
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    • I love lord of the rings, I play d and d and I've gotten so many ideas, for example a moria like ultra dungeon is the cheif setting of my current campaign
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    • Perpective?
      u521696 30 jul
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    • Saron: *stares Intensely* wtf is that hobbit doing out here?
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    • Just started playing shadow of war last week. First time I've gotten into lord of the rings. Pretty good so far
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    • Imma watch the 3 minute lord of the rings on YouTube to see what that is
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    • "Fuck dood they sure are far away. I need to get a contact lens, or consider lasik or somethin god DAMN!"
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    • Lost to a pack of feral midgets
      mcfucket 29 jul
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    • Unfortunately it’s entirely in Russian
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    • Is that not a copy right infringement?
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    • Okay but that actually sounds pretty cool
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    • Last I heard he lost his contact lenses
      comment 28 jul
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    • I can see that going far
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    • Perpective
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    • Oh shit another bird
      Ti84_Plus 28 jul
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    • The rest of us just call it CNN
      QEsther 28 jul
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    • I NEED IT
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    • I need it
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    • Is is it good?
      Gab31 28 jul
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    • Day 1000 been stuck staring at the same orc for a while today. I think just saw him pick his nose. Gross
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    • Is no one going to mention perpective
      sethfire 28 jul
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    • God that’s gotta be boring as fuck considering all off the lord of the rings he was just an eye on a tower and in the hobbit he was nowhere.
      NoxNox 28 jul
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    • I beg your pardon? It isn’t made by Tolkien? So it isn’t canon, and not very reliable. Tolkien went over Sauron a little in the Silmarillion iirc.
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    • Leggot.
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    • What’s a perpective?
      jtb710 28 jul
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    • Where the FUCK is my CONTACT?!?!
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    • God, evil god, evil god in volcano, defeated evil god, tower, tower, tower, tower, is that my ring? Here in mordor? Nah, just two tiny dudes that fainted, Tower, tower, OH SHIT OH FUCK!! the end
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    • Me: haha, they made a mistake... Russian guy: EYE NOH SEE MYISTAEK!!!
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    • Fuck Sauron all my homies hate Sauron
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    • It’d be like the Cold War but from the Soviet perspective
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    • Huh
      ANALytics 28 jul
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    • Reminds me of that time a little girl wrote the legend of zelda oot and the publishers didnt notice
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    • Oooh, what's it called I wanna know and am too lazy to check
      btuesday 28 jul
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    • yeah well they have Beowulf in Grendel’s perspective too, homeslice. Nothing new my n
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    • Some cyka wearing my goddamn ring!
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    • So I made these friendship rings then ppl got mad honestly felt so attacked
      JoeDelao 28 jul
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    • Perpective
      TheMonkey 28 jul
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    • Day one: I'm sitting here on my tower Day two: still just sitting here
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    • I would like to read this actually
      Smaug55 28 jul
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    • I need to read this
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    • Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Shit. God damnit. Ugh. What am I surrounded by incompetence?
      N0THlNG 28 jul
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    • Russia sympathizing with the ultimate villain? Yeah, that checks out.
      not_funny 28 jul
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    • *Senses Frodo put on the ring inside Mount Doom* "fuck fuck fuckfuck FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK FU K"
      Altanta 28 jul
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