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    • does any have that video of that girl throwing an apple at some guy on a school bus and him picking it up and throwing it with enough force for the apple to explode
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    • Then the Trees from Wizard of Oz are horny as hell
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    • I can assure you that me railing the blue haired girl in the head with an apple after she claimed that being a furry is a form of sexuality was not a way of me sending my love to her
      Pathless 19 oct
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    • content not available more
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    • Earth❤Sir Isaac Newton
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    • Me declaring my love for you
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    • Sbevey 19 oct
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    • *apple falls from tree, away from him* Isaac Newton: “hmmm...” *at math conference* “that’s amazing, Newton! How did you make this new theory?” Newton: “ok so I saw this apple fall out of a tree an-“ “it fell on you?” “N-no? it didn’t, any-“ “HA! It totally fell on you” “No! I was-“ thus calculus
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    • In 8th grade I threw a apple in the lunch room and it hit a random chick. I ran over to her because she was crying and hug her apologizing. We've been together for 15 years.
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    • Could someone please edit an apple in the sprite cranberry commercial where lebron yeets it across the room
      smisek 19 oct
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    • That’s why doctors are single
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    • *chucks apples at a mirror* “please. Please someone just love me”
      eewalktub 19 oct
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    • So fun fact about this fun fact. There are two main reasons why this is. The reason that the battle of troy happened and the race of Atalanta. For the battle of troy, paris was given the option between three goddesses. Athena, hera and aphrodite who all promis d different things.
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    • yeet bitch *thwack* Me too!
      SirWeebus 19 oct
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    • What if Issac Newton’s tree is from Greece
      MLGtbone 19 oct
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    • Yeah, but when I try this I get told "you shouldn't be throwing fruit at the kids on the playground" smh
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    • I guess that's why Isaac Newton died a virgin...he was too busy fucking a tree
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    • “Sir, you gave 32 women moderate to severe concussions. What was your motive?” I thought they were pretty and I wanted to have a girlfriend.
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    • An apple a day keeps the doctor away
      DocGITTY 19 oct
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    • "Oww what the FUCK! Oh he's cute tee-hee"
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    • Doctors are afraid of commitment
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    • fun fact I've once stuck two apples inside my sisters ass
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    • Probably because there was a myth that involved that, though I can't remember if it was Greek or Norse. Basically a dude once hooked up with Aphrodite and years later he fell in love with this super badass lady that would only let someone marry her if they won in a foot race against her 1/
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    • THONK BITCH
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    • “ i love you “ I yell as I chuck an apple down a crowded hall to hit the girl I like
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    • Catfacethemartian prepare yourself
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    • If i remember correctly this comes from the story of atalanta
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    • An apple a day make you a whore to doctors
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    • Grug *throws thousands of apples at you*
      iamtomato 19 oct
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    • THEkoolaidPOPTART *throws Apple at ur head nooning u*
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    • I shall throw apples at that bitch Laurie Strode.
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    • Doctors: alright then
      Urbanxx 19 oct
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    • A crappy actor in Ancient Greece receiving hundreds of love declarations after a performance.
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    • Me: throws apple, The doctor: 👀👀
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    • So Aragorn loved Pippin
      dean12 19 oct
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    • Imagine hitting them in the head and it knocks them out
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    • Anyone ever get an apple thrown so hard at your head it fucking explodes? Yeah I dont miss school
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    • Where's the video of a guy absolutely alliterating an apple on the girls head on the bus
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    • So thats why they keep doctors away, commitment issues
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    • Does it work with lemons😅
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    • Does that mean that doctors fear love?
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    • Me in ancient Greece the only one to not have gotten a concussion
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    • So Newton fucked a tree?
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    • Hopefully someone throws an apple at you, I mean look at you, you deserve it, imma try to give off some compliments, ik ot doesn't mean much, but I truly mean it
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    • Unicornian13 using this logic, I’m gonna fucking deck you in the face with an Apple
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    • Whats up everyone! Any pubg mobile fans? Im hosting private games today for youtube if anyone wants come thru then hmu my youtubes ALMOST'GOOD'GAMING
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    • Ight boys who wants to have an apple throwing sex party
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    • I pin a headshot to the girl of my dreams with an apple, instantly knocking her unconscious. Her limp body falls over, cracking her head against the concrete curb. Now everyone will know I love her.
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    • This could be true, in a Greek myth there was a woman who can outrun any man and declared that anyone who beat her in a race can marry her. one guy wanted to beat her so he ask advice from the gods, Aphrodite responded by giving him three apples and said toss them when she's ahead. What I ask in (1
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    • Hmm
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    • Archy_Fox oohhh hohoho you'd better be ready...
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    • Takes potato cannon, in america shooting apples at people means you love them
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    • *thunk* Ay yo you got a nice ass
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    • Zeus: *throws apple at Issac Newton*
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    • Makes sense, given Paris chose to give his Golden Apple to Aphrodite in exchange for love
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    • thats how Hercules nooned his wife
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    • Knowing my luck the only way I’d get hit with a apple is if someone missed and hit me
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    • This sounds like madness, just a bunch of grown men chucking apples at eachother!
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    • Isnt it because of that one story with the guy and the golden apples that married the super athletic girl who would only marry anyone that could beat her in a race
      C2ZWoo 19 oct
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    • WTF fun fact 80085:
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    • Bro im gonna throw a fuckin piss missle of a apple at a bitch to knock her out and declare my love 😎
      dekcolb 19 oct
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    • Krystal 19 oct
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    • *chucks an apple at someone "I love you bitch, never gonna stop loving you, bitch"
      kalerb 19 oct
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    • Here catch
      Ed17 19 oct
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    • Fun fact I nooned a dog..
      Dio_69 19 oct
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    • I love you bitch *fucking yeets apple* and I’m not gone stop loving you. Biiitch
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    • I thought it was a tomato and that's why it was called a love fruit?
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    • Just imagine, you're holding your feelings for a person you like, you're all nervous, so you just catapult a fucking apple at their skull
      Satzujin 22 oct
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    • So I want girls to throw apples at me?
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    • Well that explains the Atalanta and Paris stories.
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    • Nothing said I love you like brain damage
      big_d_man 22 oct
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    • “THIS BITCH HOLDS ALL MY LOVE! YEET!”
      Liepard 22 oct
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    • That makes sense when you think about the greek myth...troy was given a golden apple and had to give it to either Aphrodite, Athena, or Hera(?) And they would love him
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    • Prolly cause of the ancient story
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    • Love hurts
      Gooz_27 22 oct
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    • “Catch it with your teeth” (hurls apple at 85mph)
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    • does anyone remember that one meme where a girl threw a apple at a boy on a bus and then the boy sent an absolute piss rocket back??? bc that's what I imagine when I read this
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    • That tree loved Issac Newton, but he rejected her love and called it gravity
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    • Girl I love you lmao YEET
      datmecuz 21 oct
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    • You are the apple of my pie...
      S0Iit 21 oct
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    • *Catches it how bucky caught captain America's shield
      d0lo 21 oct
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    • The apple of my eye
      Xi_Theta 21 oct
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    • “I love you” *CLONK*
      HarryKane 21 oct
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    • ok
      InaChan 21 oct
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    • So doctors hate love got it
      yuri_god 21 oct
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    • Man that would have been so much easier
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    • PubG?
      aishies 21 oct
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    • Im going to start to throw apples at people now
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    • So that’s why my great grandfather fukin yeeeted an apple at my great grandmother
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    • Is that why that one dude wanted a golden apple or whatever that story was?
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    • So the tree loved Issac Newton
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    • I just get restraining orders from my teachers. 😔
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    • I'm about to love every Karen I come across
      krnexsol 21 oct
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    • It still means the same thing. But it's called assault now.
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    • I’m gonna try this one sec
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    • my girlfriend did not approve of this
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    • Newton when the apple hit him
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