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Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a
deal. You can pay your rent in money... or in
blood.
Te hedgeworth Follow
This is just the oh no rent's late how can I
make it up to you porn trope but for goths.
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    • I'd probably have about 15 vials of blood stored in the fridge for whenever I happen to slip up.
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    • My roommate used to sell blood/plasma when he was a bit short for rent so
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    • Shit, if you do that every other month that's not even a problem. Like donating blood
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    • I'm low on cash this month. *oblivion guard voice* "THEN YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
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    • It’d be stupid not to pay in blood
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    • how he gonna get payment from you if he can't come in
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    • If you’re a girl you can live there for free right?
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    • How much blood is the question
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    • Never said it had to be your blood.
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    • Holy free rent AND have Someone suck me dry?
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    • Should I just get really really fat?
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    • Can I pay with used tampons? Asking for a friend...
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    • Does it have to be my blood? Or just blood? And does it need to be human? I have lost of questions and no money let’s work this shit out
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    • But how much does he want monthly, cause that can be dangerous and unhealthy to continually be low on blood.
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    • Just milk your blood out all the time and have some ready. If it’s a nice place it would be worth it
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    • this isn’t a hypothetical landlords are leeches
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    • If my landlord is a goth, why not.
      Sagic 3 aug
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    • I've had to donate plasma to pay rent same difference
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    • Hear me out. Find 2 homeless people and offer them 2 free nights for a pint of blood. Do this every now and then and give him there blood
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    • I'd definitely want in writing that they'd only take a pint at a time. After all, I gotta work tomorrow. But explaining why they are in violation of the lease terms would get awkward.
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    • Or you can suck him off on your porch. That’s fine too.
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    • I would take the deal
      MiltonT8 3 aug
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    • I mean sure if he can find a vein doctors never seem to be able to
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    • You rang?
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    • Then i would never buy a house
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    • Sharena 3 aug
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    • I mean it sounds kinda hot
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    • I mean go ahead free place to stay plus some kinky neck kisses count me in
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    • Does it have to be my blood?
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    • Fuck that, hamon time
      Boat_Man 3 aug
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    • If your bored of endlessly scrolling thru memes come join my econ survival server mc(.)igniscraft(.)net 😤👌
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      Krystal 3 aug
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    • I’m thirsty for some blood wish I was renting some stuff out
      Dbmeme 6 aug
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    • Was the first assumption supposed to be your own blood? Because I immediately thought about using some else’s before my own.
      _Lamb 6 aug
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    • ...so women have free rent every month
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    • I mean does he know when to stop so he don't ki11 me that's the real question
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    • How much blood we talking
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    • Rent? You’ll get your rent when my body makes some more!
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    • Why am I imagining Peter’s landlord from Spider-Man 2 and 3
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    • *laughs in periods *
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    • I forgoths
      ReeZe149 6 aug
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    • Bruh, ill give 3 pints a month 😂
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    • Hold up lemme be a vampire too damn
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    • The world is a vampire
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    • You know diva cups? Yeah just freeze the full cup w a stick in it and they your landlord has a fun popsicle when he asks for payment
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    • With my monthly cycle I wouldn't mind paying in blood
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    • How much is a pint of blood, anyway? If I was a vampire. I’d just order blood from hospitals instead of risk being arrested.
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    • Or not let him in
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    • The way the rent is around here, I'd be dead in 2 months.
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    • If I was a girl, I'd just take the period route and be done with it all
      Icy_Tail 5 aug
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    • Just make sure that you're on your period when the rent is due
      LPBG28 5 aug
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    • Good thing I’m a girl
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    • Damn i want that story
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    • Lucky girls always have a way to live rent free...
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    • Except this way both women AND men have the ability to do it
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    • That’s like “shit my rents late. Time to by hot pockets for the landlord again”
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    • I mean, so long as I didn't become a vampire, sure
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    • Haha jokes on him, I paid in period blood
      PinkDaze 5 aug
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    • How much they need? Donating doesn't earn squat so if it covers rent I'm turning a profit
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    • How much and does it need to be mine?
      Catarah 5 aug
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    • THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
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    • I am incredibly attracted to the idea of a vampire biting my neck bro help
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    • I'll just give him a pint
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    • This is just cutting the middle man of biolife out
      DownBRP 5 aug
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    • Landlord: "so what's it going to be, money or death?" Me, pulling a rosary out of me pocket: "cowabunga it is"
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    • Or I could sho-ot them
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    • My landlord is the Red Cross apparently
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    • Pay in full, buy him out of the house completely, all cash, up front, own the house, don't invite him in
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    • Can i pay with another, uh bodily fluid?
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    • How much do I have to give? Does it hurt? I'm still down if it hurts I'd just need it to be framed as some kind of fetish thing, bound and gagged, that ups my pain tolerance a few notches
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    • You can already donate your blood plasma
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    • If he had like a legit setup where he did it like a regular blood donation center, I'd be down for that.
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    • This is the plot to aqua teen hunger force
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    • if you landlords a vampire, can he freely enter or does he need permission?
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    • girls every month:
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    • Honestly if it’s a land lady and a vampire I don’t mind the sucking my blood I already live like a vampire
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    • This makes me think of My Immortal ( the hp fanfic) If you haven't watched that shit by Internet historian, you're missing out on life
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    • Uhm...Yeah lol?
      DrQuanta 4 aug
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    • Well shit I'd pay with my blood every time. Bloods free, rent ain't.
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    • Hey, they never said it had to be your blood
      Shadow88 4 aug
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    • Just go hunting and use the animals' blood
      Rinzler9 4 aug
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    • What about cum? It works in hentai.
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    • Shit, as long as the vamp is only taking a L for rent I’d do that, cheaper than actual rent lol
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    • honestly blood would probably be easier to get than cash..
      MWea 4 aug
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    • Get a girl to collect her menstrual sauce
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    • And still won't fix that damn gas leak
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    • Anyone have that anime comic of the girl vampire with very large fangs biting someone
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    • Writing prompt: No no, I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!
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    • Bruh if I could pay rent just getting my blood drawn I'd live the highlife
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    • A blood bag a month for rent? Where do I sign?
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    • How much blood?
      CRS6132 4 aug
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    • Aqua Teen anyone?
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    • I've donated blood before I can do it again. Once a month I think my body can handle it.
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    • Then pay with your blood!
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    • Wtf I know hedgeworth I’ve literally had lunch with him
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    • My in laws are the landlords though...
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    • Unlike money, I can regenerate blood without having to do anything, sooo....
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