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You're in charge of assigning every child
on Earth the monster under their bed.
One child in particular has caused every
monster assigned to him/her to quit. You
decide to assign yourself.
& kittenwiskers
Case: #273402
Status: Disastrous.
Istare at the file and realize I have no
options, over the last 2 years every
monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has
quit, every last one. Her first monster; a
giant goldfish-faced humanoid named
Bubba, had been with her for four years,
and then she wasn't scared of him
anymore. After that it was a string of
different common, uncommon, and rare
monsters... I even assigned a sentient
sock monster to her. He came back
crying!
I look on my tablet, only one assignable
monster left; myself. Field work has never
been my cup of tea, but desperate times
call for desperate measures. 50 at 8:03
pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte
and her little brother Daniel; I slither into
the space beneath Charlotte's bed.
Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib
is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind
of monster.
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    • Interesting. A satisfying “good” twist on a scary story
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    • Interesting although the wife probably still got beat and kinda wish the writer added her and the young kid to his protection speech
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    • Whoever wrote this should make more parts to it. I’d read the fuck out of this
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    • No matter how scary the monsters you imagine are, there are no monsters scarier than man.
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    • He came in the sock
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    • You are badguy but you are not bad guy
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    • Is this a book? This would be a dope book. I’d buy 100% and I don’t even read
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    • Some of yall REALLY need to be writing books
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    • Quite wholesome, I kinda thought this was in the monster universe and that facility was in a different part of the world and the kid was kitty and Salavine was gonna beat him if he bother her
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    • I would watch the fuck out of this movie/short.
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    • Here's the comic homies
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    • Should’ve assigned her Scp 096 or 106
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    • Anyone else read this with the typical noir detective film music in their head
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    • “Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are “bad guy””
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    • Just because your bad guy, doesn’t mean your bad guy.
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    • This should be a movie. It's kinda like a twisted take on monsters inc
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    • Someone send this to pixar
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    • Tomorrow: "now that we have no rude interruptions..." *kills child*
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    • Monsters Inc 4 lookin like its off to a great start
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    • I need this as a whole fucking book
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    • WRITE A MUTHA FUCKIN' BOOK
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    • I could see this as a new wave monster INC movie. Since the end of the first one they switched to laughter.
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    • then they got older and it turned into a hentai
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    • A movie like this or mini movie.
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    • New Monsters Inc movie sounds great
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    • Is this it? Is this Where the comic come from?
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    • Wasn't planning to read it but I got hooked.
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    • Damn sounds like this could be one of those animated shorts that people used to make
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    • All the people not reading this are missing out.
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    • I did see something like this https://ifunny.co/fun/OvVKTq1j6
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    • Imagine having such a bad father figure in your life specially when you are a 4’2” 10 year old girl who weights 60lbs, and having to rely on one of Satans demonic angels to save you from the very human that shares your DNA.
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    • I would read the shit out of a book like this
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    • Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain
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    • Kind of weak on the writing but the concept was pretty good, I expected the whole “she’s got bigger monsters” twist
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    • Man she sucks ass at hide and seek
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    • Writeabookwriteabookwriteabookwriteabookwriteabook
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    • Wtf dude i wasnt prepared for this beautifully crafted story of emotions
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    • Monster under my bed used to grab my foot while it was sticking out of the covers. So I pulled the sheet up and left nothing but my junk uncovered. He hasn't been back since
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    • This needs to be a book
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    • Alcoholics are garbage human beings (mostly if you're an aggressive/abusive). 'Bubbly' drunks get a pass
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    • They have some high ass ceilings.
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    • That is both depressing and beautiful at the same time...bravo👏
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    • I DEMAND A BOOK SERIES!!!!!!
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    • I just realized something. The sock monster came back crying. Socks are topically used for masterbation. The sock monster got today
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    • Wholesome shit
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    • Why are my eyes sweating?
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    • Rolling down the street, like a turd...in the wind...you feel me?
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    • God I wanna see a movie like this or something
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    • I'm not crying,you're crying!
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    • I genuinely love this
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    • OMG Can someone make this a real comic with a sequel?! I would love this!
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    • This is dark, but really good.
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    • This made me so sad and happy at the same time
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    • Sounds like the plot of monsters inc to me
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    • MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE, MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE RIGHT DAMN NOW
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    • What if the monsters under our bed are there to protect us from the true evils in life. And my favorite part was when he reviled his full 12 ft height. Total badass.
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    • “You come in here again, in fact you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people and we will find you, and eat both your arms, and then both of your legs. And then we will eat you face right off of your head. Do you understand? Yes? So you will be this armless, legless faceless thing
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    • Holy fuck this is quality. This isn’t funny, but I’ll make an exception this one time chief
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    • Please make a love, death and robots episode of this
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    • You telling me this kid had a 12 foot+ high ceiling?
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    • Reminds me of a creepy pasta when a child finds out there's a monster under his bed. He asks are you going to hurt me and the monster says, "No, I only scare bad people." "Am I a bad person?" "No...but the man in your closet is."
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    • That's beautiful
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    • This would be an amazing short or even a full length movie. Would deffanitly go see.
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    • I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
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    • Damn.....sniff...sniff...... These onions are really ripe
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    • Sounds like the next monsters inc movie
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    • This sounds like Monsters Inc tumblrized
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    • Someone please draw the monster! As horrifyingly realistic and demonic as you can
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    • hah u think i can read
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    • People who get drunk and beat kids should be hung
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    • I want this to be a movie
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    • This does put a smile on my face
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    • Movie movie i will donate
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    • this is what monsters inc SHOULD HAVE BEEN
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    • That's actually worth the read, it would be a great short film
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    • I'd read that book so fast
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    • This was very unexpectedly wholesome... I love it!
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