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    • indigoBoi 26 apr
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    • What if I don’t want to heal people
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    • Or you would be Canada's healthcare system where you have a higher mortality rate than here in america
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    • When you are too broke to afford healthcare, too lazy to work, and too stupid to come up with a valid reason America is bad
      Mizar 26 apr
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    • When you go to medical school for 8 years, and rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt, then you can charge whatever the fuck you want
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    • “But I don’t WANT to cure cancer. I WANT to turn people into dinosaurs.”
      Crabulous a month
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    • It's not the government's fault that y'all fuck like bunnies and refuse to work. That minimum wage job you stick yourself with is meant for teenagers. Better yourself and fight for a better career/life and stop relying on other people to pay for your shit.
      Bewbathis 26 apr
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    • *makes 80% of the new medical breakthroughs in the world and has the best QUALITY healthcare but still gets compared to the garbage Canadian or European healthcare systems*
      sg1chuck a month
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    • This is simple, torture people for days on end and heal them before they die.
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    • Become a torturer and after bringing someone to the verge of death heal them and do it again infinitely
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    • Chaotic evil cleric
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    • Atleast the U.S. lets you choose doctors incase you get a crappy one. An the docters are actually well trained and have the technology. You’re not slick you socialist.
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    • More like Obama care
      korgoking a month
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    • Healthcare is not a right. It’s a business that people pay 100k+ to learn.
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    • Ya know, health care is a business.... stop treating it like it’s a right
      Shmayo 26 apr
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    • How to be a villain with healing powers. Become incredibly strong, then capture a person and continuously torture them as you pull teeth and slice their skin and just when they are about to die ... heal them and then start again from square one. ... I’m fun at parties.
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    • But if you were the Canadian healthcare system they would have to wait 200 days to be healed
      AnimaIs 26 apr
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    • Even if I could heal people with powers, I’d just be a doctor and heal people who give me money.
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    • USA has the best doctors, best hospitals, produces the most medical research.... muuuuh lets be like Canada
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    • Shoot them and offer morphine to ease their pain as they slowly die for a the low price of $99.99
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    • Let's play "spot the person who lives in a shit country so he/she makes fun of America to make themself feel like they are not living a shit country"
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    • Necromancer. Cause they’re just really late healers
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    • Amass an army of followers by promising to cure their loved ones
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    • Stab them, heal them, repeat.
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    • Moira from overwatch
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    • If I was a villain that could heal, I would start a cult where I was the god that could heal all wounds. And I would have my followers do my bidding. Also if I were to get attacked by the hero, I could just probably just shoot him, or I could get training in martial arts and fight him that way.
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    • Anti-vaxxers are the type of people who would not go to the hospital for a cut off leg because "my cells can do the work alone"
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    • Silence liberal
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    • You mean the canadian health care system
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    • The American healthcare system has never wronged me because when I was the poor the government paid for it and now that I’m not I have insurance
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    • Get that commie Universal Health Care out of here
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    • “When told that a government-run system could lead to delays in getting care or higher taxes, support plunged to 26 percent and 37 percent, respectively. Support fell to 32 percent if it would threaten the current Medicare program.”
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    • Health care aint a right
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    • Necromancer? They can heal people. Just a bit later than most people want.
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    • Was thinking Ardyn Izunia lol
      Clay7700 a month
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    • Please leave this country if it’s so incredibly oppressive to your poor little boo boos that you actually have to pay for your healthcare instead of shirking that responsibility onto the tax payers.
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    • Necromancer
      TFKcrazed a month
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    • No, you’re an American hospital. Who wants some $33,000 heart x-rays? Anyone? No? What’s about some What about some $733 stitches? 3 stitches are only $2,200. No? Aww, come on, you have to want an $122 bag of sterile saltwater. $7 alcohol swab prep for a shot? Pfft, y’all are stingy🙄
      lamelion a month
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    • God forbid you allow doctors to profit and provide the cutting edge new products and set standards that the rest of the world copies because they’re all lazy US territories to be.
      Schmeegz a month
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    • "Hey let's overcharge for Insulin so they either break their wallets or die, but heroin addicts get free Narcan if they overdose."
      SuperTumor a month
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    • Ok Canada doesn’t really have free health care, their taxes are jacked up so much compared to America for it, at least in America we have a choice to pay for health insurance or not, and if you don’t wanna pay it in Canada, too bad
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    • Moira
      DayzeeKinz a month
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    • Better than a socialist program, where everyone suffers instead of just a few
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    • We have some of the best hospitals in the world..
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    • Nah but seriously, you could still be a GREAT villain. I mean sure, you can only heal. But think of the leverage you could have on others. You heal John Wick’s dog? Boom! He’s your best friend. Heal the President’s daughter from cancer? Well damn, now the prez owes you a favor! It’s easy influence
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    • Step one: claim to be a prophet of some god. step 2: think of some intricate lie to keep your people coming to you and only you. Step three: found a little town based off your new religion. Step four: extort and control the shit out of your population using said religion and your powers.
      kirbystar01 a month
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    • Have you heard of The Tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise?
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    • Hold on I’ll just get back to 90% of the world’s medical advancements.
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    • I hold the belief that a particularly skilled necromancer could heal the living.
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    • I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs
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    • "But ours is free for EVERYONE" (All doctors leave to America for a better income)
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    • I begin healing people, but only people in need of minor healing, in full view of cancer patients and Alzheimers victims
      IQtheNair 26 apr
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    • There's a real story like this it's a weebcomic called "I don't want this kind of hero" and the main villain is really special because he can just up and cure any disease
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    • *Canadian,British,every other centralised health care system*
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    • The US healthcare system is actually pretty bad
      acmailing 26 apr
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    • Canadian healthcare system where you have to wait 6 hours to get treated and if you want genuinely good healthcare you have to pay for it anyways
      lucky11 26 apr
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    • Shut the fuck up Euroqueer, we would've at least tried to save Charlie Gard and Alfie Evans, socialized healthcare killed them without letting them try to fight
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    • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of
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    • Over heal and give them cancer
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    • As sad as I am that Thanos ended up winning the dance off, I’m really pleased that he canonized the Fortnite Default dance.
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    • I was recently in Europe and had seen more people on crutches to aid walking then I ever have. The reason being is that the government determines wether or not you get to receive actual treatment or slap a bandaid on your issue, more often then not they -not you- will choose the cheaper option.
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    • *Canadian
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    • drink a heal potion to get some HP back saves you trip to the doctor
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    • I give people the choice of dying or being homeless
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    • Im not paying for other people. It's my money, i will pay for myself if i get sick and i try not to live like shit
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    • Just heal other villains
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    • Anyone know why the features have been the same for a few days?
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    • I’m sorry but y’all need to stop acting entitled get it through your thick skull that the world does not owe you anything for simply existing
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    • mrmartir305 a month
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    • I don’t want to pay for your healthcare. You probably eat like shit.
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    • I'll keep hurting then till they are about to die then I heal them just enough to start kicking their ass again
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    • Still the best quality healthcare in the world.
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    • Closetz a month
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    • Obamacare in a nutshell
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    • Torture to the point of death. Heal back to full health
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    • What if I'm only healing the people that would make the right decisions instead of all the sick people?
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    • Power to heal but only if you drain the life force from something else
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    • Pull out their teeth and then heal them so their teeth have to grow back
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    • You mean the Canadian health care system
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    • Heal minor wounds in front of terminally ill patients
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    • You heal people so much they revert back to babies
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    • The insurance company swapped my dads ms medication that was working for a cheaper one and now his other arm is starting to get weird too. What we have here is super fucked
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    • That’s funny because here in America we have the best healthcare system in the world. Or at least until Obama Care was implemented.
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    • This comment section is fucking cancer.
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    • You mean someone REALLY into torture?
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    • No it say you have the power to heal others, not hurt them. Try again
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    • If I have the power to heal i can just do the shit backwards or upside down and have the power to kill or whatever
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    • Wrong retard. We have the only health care that works. Want better health care? Work more and get more money. Want more money? Get a better job and work even harder. Capitalism bitch. Fuck off with your modern dam communism you socialist fuck
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    • Heal bad guys
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    • Overwatch moria
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    • Those who believe you are entitled to healthcare have lost the right to have kneecaps
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    • I was playing D&D as a healing cleric once and a team mate had broken his leg. I looked at him and said, “Don’t worry, I can fix that.” And just yelled, “Shia Cozeen!” And clapped my hands. I did not use a healing spell or item and he only took more damage from putting weight on a broken leg.
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