"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
Wyd?
Taking a bath
Send pic
Bye.
Wyd? Taking a bath Send pic Bye.
Dear
"Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms"
This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Dear "Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms" This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
When you're so busy on your phone
..You didn't realize your son grew up
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
When you're so busy on your phone ..You didn't realize your son grew up
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird.
PLATE
GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD
WEIGHT
TONNES
PM
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
23 sep 2020
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird. PLATE GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD WEIGHT TONNES PM
Her: What you wanna eat?
Me:
QUABBELS QUABBELS
26 mar
Her: What you wanna eat? Me:
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
Wasting no time at all
fi LIVE
BAR WORKER SHOT
xKraigKristx xKraigKristx
3 nov 2020
Wasting no time at all fi LIVE BAR WORKER SHOT
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage
ME: This is an $800 car...
I'll kill us both
mrtide
11 may
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage ME: This is an $800 car... I'll kill us both
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points
in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
23 sep 2020
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
jackfriggnnoon jackfriggnnoon
27 jun
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
sh
Do
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
Canine paralysis The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence Of; dog in hisor her lap sh Do
Me: touches a body part that hurts
My brain:
do it again.
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: touches a body part that hurts My brain: do it again.
Communists when they realize they have private parts
HandsomeDIO HandsomeDIO
25 sep 2020
Communists when they realize they have private parts