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    • The spider in my bathroom just watched me beat my meat to some questionable shit and now I worry for his mental health
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      • Anakin, stop Panakin. God has a Planakin.
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        • Master Tattoo Artist, there’s too many of them. What are we going to to do?
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          • I was wondering can a lightsaber cut adamantium
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              • The last thing loll GOLD
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                • I cried when I saw anakin murder those kids
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                  • No no she's got a point
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                    • Kids aren’t permanent. After 18 years they can get tf out.
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                      • “Those are pretty permanent” LIKE I FUCKING WENT TO GET A TATTOO NOT KNOWING THAT
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                        • Caaaaaarl that kills people!
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                          • Lightsabers are plasma based tech 😤
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                            • I think Tattoos and Kids are both equally neat
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                                • Tattoo people of the internet are annoying as hell
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                                  • *chokes*
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                                    • Tattoos are ugly
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                                      • Except one is frowned upon
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                                        • Kids are good tho without them humanity would be non existent we would just die out
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                                          • Is there something wrong with having kids?
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                                            • Except tattoos are inherently negative
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                                                  • Good... good...
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                                                    • Post birth abortion is a thing people
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                                                      • Ayyyyyyyy
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                                                        • OOOOOOOF
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                                                            • *Sighs* when you mistakenly have both nothing makes you smile
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                                                              • My kid can die jarod
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                                                                • Might as well get rid of my 486 month old child with laser surgery (I don’t have kids)
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                                                                  • Tattoos are less permanent than kids
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                                                                    • The younglings didn’t know tho
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                                                                      • First of all 𓀐𓂸
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                                                                        • Plasma but ok
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                                                                          • People who don’t like tattoos have commitment issues
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                                                                            • tattoos won't reciprocate your love and support you in your old age though
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                                                                              • Kids can run off on you, tattoos can't
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                                                                                • I'd rather be a middle aged father with 3 kids who love me than a lonely Tumblrite with no kids and no job.
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                                                                                  • Tattoos are for degenerates
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                                                                                    • OMG, no kids amd a fur baby because your a fat Tumblr loser.
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                                                                                      • You need needles for both of them too
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                                                                                        • Fake Art Enthusiast
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                                                                                          • When you get a tattoo removed it's not like they burn it off with a laser or something they actually use the laser to break up the paint under your skin so your body can remove it its self
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                                                                                            • Well technically lightsabers are plasma contained in a magnetic field.
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                                                                                              • "Wow CAROL! you're getting on with your life?!?!? Being a productive member of society?!?!? FUCK YOU CAROL I GUZZLE BIRTH CONTROL WITH RAW EGGS"
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                                                                                                • Not if you’re a father going to get some FUCKING cigarettes!! It’s been 15 years dad please come back 🥺
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                                                                                                  • Not okay
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                                                                                                    • That is true, I was removed by a laser. And burned the fuck out of, but let's not pay that any mind
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                                                                                                      • Paid alot of money for my tattoos, you’re damn right i want them permanent
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                                                                                                        • Remove me with a laser please
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                                                                                                          • And they both leave scars
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                                                                                                            • One can be removed with a hammer as well.
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                                                                                                              • That’s one of the greatest comeback I’ve ever heard in awhile
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                                                                                                                • Yeah but not completely, there is usually some red mark left behind.
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                                                                                                                  • Quality top comments here 👌 I approve
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                                                                                                                    • I despise this
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                                                                                                                      • Whats with the anti natal opinions there bub
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                                                                                                                        • Depending on how much you love them one hurts and one doesn't
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                                                                                                                          • Carol and Karen jokes are more retarded than Today Years Old
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                                                                                                                            • Having kids doesn’t make you look like complete trailer trash.
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                                                                                                                                • Imagine being a parent and a director asks you to let your kid be in a movie and you say "yeah, what role is my young son playing" and the director goes "He'll be a student that gets slaughtered by an entitled, super-emo guy"
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                                                                                                                                  • Not until they die
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                                                                                                                                    • Nope! After 18 years you can get rid of them.....or even sooner if you don't mind giving them up for adoption.
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                                                                                                                                      • Kill him remember no witnesses
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                                                                                                                                        • No
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                                                                                                                                            • Not if their parents are antivaxxers
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                                                                                                                                              • If god made furries does that make god a furry?
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                                                                                                                                                • I need motivation to get out of the bath and start doing my homework
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                                                                                                                                                  • Laser removal works for both
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                                                                                                                                                      • Wow reading these comments people have real issues with tattoos
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                                                                                                                                                        • 33 tattoos...oh boy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Not unless you dont vaccinate your then then you'll get a free trial
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                                                                                                                                                            • Why do people hate on tattoos
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                                                                                                                                                              • Ya, except tattoos aren't illegal to remove
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                                                                                                                                                                • Fooookin laser sights
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Ha
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Except uhhh tattoos are in your skin and look like shit when you get older
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I’d rather have three kids than 3 tattoos
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Kill all the Kids
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Imagine being so retarded that you think having children is a negative and even comparable to tattoos.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Yes because kids and tattoos are the same
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Master skywalker there to many of them what are we going to do
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Who is carol
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Damn, Karen got a name change.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • The only acceptable Straw Wurz joke
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Tattoos are for retards who want to be unique but in reality lack any real personality or independent thought.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I like how the guy who posted that on that website go it from a video
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Lightsabers are not lasers. Lasers never stop if anything lightsabers are made of plasma.
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