Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV
(confused unga bunga)
Lo_mein_mayne Lo_mein_mayne
9 dec 2020
playing vr and that punch sounded alot like the TV (confused unga bunga)
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
Someone will die.
SS
I Of fum.
Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
ChickenWar ChickenWar
26 feb
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
"You shotuia just learn to
take a
Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
Moonloki1 Moonloki1
25 jun
"You shotuia just learn to take a Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE
You won't believe how far into this
'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance!
JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
ChrisSale ChrisSale
9 feb
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE You won't believe how far into this 'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance! JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR
ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY
Ny
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
8 may
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY Ny
Wanna buy some spells?
IN
17,477 likes
drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
gold_eagle gold_eagle
8 may
Wanna buy some spells? IN 17,477 likes drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan 2021
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...