• "WOULD YOU SLAP YOUR BEST FRIEND
FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"
Girls:
Nooo, no amount of money can Omg!!! I love you so
compensate for your warmth!! I love
you, I would never harm you
ucking much
Bro, I would give you away to
Arab human traffickers in
I kn OW
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exchange for a McDonald's sprite
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    • Girls would stab each other in the back for less
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    • i'd understand if the homie slapped me for a 50
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    • if the homie didn’t slap me for that i’d punch him in the fucking jaw
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    • I'd understand if my bro slapped the shit outta me for a million
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    • I'd slap my homie if he didn't do it.
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    • I'd slap my friend for not slapping me
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    • I would slap anyone who didn’t slap me for a million dollars
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    • if you literally stuck a 19 inch black dragon dildo in my butt for 1 million dollars i would understand
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    • I'd stab that nigga for a free chair
      AlThePal 22 jul
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    • I’d get slapped if I didn’t do it
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    • You already know me and my homie finna split that 50/50
      notgeel 21 jul
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    • Shit i’d slap her for fun
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    • I’d let the homie hit me with the power of god and anime for a bloomin onion.
      SCP_4999 22 jul
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    • Bruh I’d do a lot worse for a lot less
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    • I would take a full on beating from my friend if it got him a small fries.
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    • I’d slap my bestfriend for a fucking high five
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    • i'm not gay but i would take a dick in all my holes if it meant my homie got his foreskin back
      smallnig 22 jul
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    • Neon_Warlord , you’re a small price to pay for a McDonald’s sprite
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    • Even if you love your homies it’s literally just a slap. Yeah it would hurt but you aren’t causing permanent damage or anything like that, and you’d make a shit load of money off of it.
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    • If u don’t slap me for that money, we’re no longer friends
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    • I'd slap my bro so hard he gets the sexiest jawline in existence and gets all the girls.
      Geico 22 jul
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    • These are so dumb, they are always made by someone whose never talked to a women
      BooNerds 22 jul
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    • Nah my friends wouldn’t say I love you they’d slap my ass and say where’s my 1 mil
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    • Hell yeah. Then we would split it with our friends and live the best lives
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    • My homie would slap me if i didnt slap him
      sneerber 23 jul
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    • The moment I see girls: I just don’t even read it.
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    • Arab you shay?
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    • I have done a lot worse for a lot less
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    • I’m a girl and I’d slap my friends as hard as I possibly could
      theduc 22 jul
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    • I’d slap my bro if he said “you won’t”
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    • Id slap him for not slapping me
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    • If someone didn't slap me for 1m id slap them
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    • I’d take a whole ass beating, is he shared the money with me
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    • My bro would slap me if I didn’t
      kickup 22 jul
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    • I’d slap my best friend for a million dollars and then split the money with her.
      LadySith 21 jul
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    • McDonald's sprite definitely has an outstanding concentrate to water mixture
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    • Oshawatt 21 jul
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    • Im a chick id bitch slap my bestie for that then buy her lunch
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    • sprite & fruit punch=Sprunch
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    • If someone offers my homie 1 million dollars to slap the shit outta me, I’d better be on the fucking floor with a hand print permanently tattooed across my face in 2 seconds flat or else I’m getting new homies
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    • I would beat the shut outta a kindergartner for a million dollars
      Nahhhhh 22 jul
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    • If someone offered my friend 5 bucks to straight up deck me I’d let him
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    • I’d slap my friend if he didn’t slap me
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    • I’d let my homie roundhouse flying dragon kick me in the kisser for a crisp jackson
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    • A McDonald’s sprite could probably reverse aging though. Pretty sure that’s what they filled the holy grail with after the crucifixion
      silk__ 22 jul
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    • Both of them are lieing
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    • I slap my friends for freee
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    • See, my friends and i are all female and we're men in this situation, i hate those hoes
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    • I really never understood these girls are sensitive memes and shit. We'd slap our friends so fast for fucking free bitch. If someone gave me a penny to slap that bitch, I would.
      Lampcap 22 jul
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    • Girls are bitches to other girls all the time. They are nicer to guys. Don't know why though.
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    • Yet as the guys we’ll actually be the ones to stay truthful and more faithful to eachother rather than women who get offended and then stop talking to eachother
      De_gato 22 jul
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    • I’m a girl and I’ve slapped that bitch without money
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    • Wtf?! I'm a girl and I would slap my female friends for $40. Money is money
      itzelda 22 jul
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    • I’d slap my homie just to slap them
      chopstew 22 jul
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    • Bitches acting like I wouldn't slap some bitch for a dollar
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    • Apparently I'm a boy? And I dont even like sprite
      lynnsan 22 jul
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    • Angry water
      Lovehurts 21 jul
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    • You fucking better
      MDAWG00 21 jul
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    • "All that for a drop of sprite" - thanos probably
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    • They didn't say how hard or where
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    • I would slap my friend for a McChicken. Hi I would give him some too, because that’s just what you’re supposed to do
      AJBoss101 21 jul
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    • Bro cha’ll know dam well these hos ain worried bou tha
      BirdHub 21 jul
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    • My friend woild slap me if I didn't take it
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    • I’d slap my friend for a fun sized twix. Idk what kind of girls y’all hang around
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    • Lol I let this girl live with me for 3 weeks, buy her a tab of acid, buy her food, pay for her to get her nails done, give her a clean place to feel comfortable,(her last place was trashy and disgusting af) and yet she still has the nerve to say that I’m a bitch to live with.
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    • It's reverse over here in Kansas
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    • Being a bad friend is unacceptable
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    • I would do it for 1
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    • I’d slap my home for a slice of pizza
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    • They would say this but internally it would be switch
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    • Wait I get a best friend too win win
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    • I would stab my "friend" for 2 bigmacs
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    • Y’all wanna know some tea? My general manager was screwing another manager and her husband worked with all of us so he left her and the job. Now, my boss and the manager are dating. We just got a new manager abt a month ago, and I knew she was seeing someone who worked with us but I didn’t know who.
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    • Well I slap her all the time
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    • B10Cat The_Sacred_Seal ussy Ight boys. I’m about to give y’all away for 3 sprites
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    • For your “warmth?” Shut the fuck up
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    • Honestly easiest way. Say someone payed you 5000 dollars to slap them. Say you’ll give them half and then keep the other 997.5 k
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    • Cumballs 21 jul
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    • If you slap me for that much money can I have at least 10%
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    • Bro I'd tell them to slap me if it got either of us more than like $10
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    • Slap him for a mil then take him for drinks after because we have each others backs
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    • I’d understand if my homie shot me for a million
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    • Business is business
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    • I don’t blame you
      nazpoato 21 jul
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    • Man. I'd slap a MF for a dollar. They didn't say there was a limit and I don't fucking care
      Loominess 21 jul
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    • Yea... We all know it's more of the other way
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    • I dont hang out with girls
      MilkNTea 25 jul
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    • I get slapped because she’s bored
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    • I'd get my ass beat if I didn't do it
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    • I had a friend who also happened to be a girl, be super hands on. It was pretty annoying, because she’s like punch me in the arm or slap me on the hand, all kinds of little stuff that hurt. Her excuse was that I could take it. I cut ties with her cuz I never got anything out of that friendship
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    • So.. I’m a boy?... I thought...I thought I was a girl
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    • I slap my friends for fun
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    • Id slap him because I like his cut
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    • Wtf do you mean, I will slap that bitch with a VENGEANCE. Slap her right into her grave. Her funeral would be immaculate, tho
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    • Why do the girls have beards?
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