• "would you kill your best friend for million
dollars"
girls: NOO!!! of course not
It's time to go, buddy.
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    • A million is nothing. Bump it up to free then I’ll talk.
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    • Not for a million hell no that's way too fucking little to give myself ptsd and end a persons life.
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    • Me and my friend wondering who’s gonna take the L
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    • Nah man it’s been 12 years I can’t do him like that
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    • Norsemen is such a great show
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    • No worries he’ll clutch up in the gulag
      kickup 2 aug
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    • Wait you guys are getting paid
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    • The friend 10 min later.
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    • anyone who says yes is an awful person i wouldn't kiII a stranger for a million what makes you think i'll kiII my best friend?
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    • Choke him out so that he “technically” dies. Then resuscitate him with CPR
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    • He'd k1ll me if I didn't take the million dollars.
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    • Probably not to be honest. A stranger maybe.
      tweb 3 aug
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    • Stop there heart in a hospital and get doctor to undo it then split the money 10/90 good deal
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    • Not for a million...100 million or higher then its debatable
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    • Me realizing I don’t have to commit a crime and get a million dollars
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    • Men talking about how they have real relationships unlike women but then post this shit.
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    • If my homie got that deal I would gladly let them murder me, no questions asked. I got you fam
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    • I'd do it for a McDonald's Sprite
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    • Would stopping his heart and then starting it again count? He technical died
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    • I’d kiII myself if it meant I get a mil.
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    • As long as my sharingon gets awakened if I do I will
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    • Whut definition? Imma put him in bypass for 5 min and give half my money to him
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    • Lmao i have no friends easy money 👍👌🙏👏💰💸
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    • lets see.... my best friend is dating a satanist emo chick with daddy issues and is manipulating him into hating me. So i should kiII him before het gets the chance
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    • Tag whore
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    • I’d do it for a fucking Chicken sandwich at McDonald’s
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    • Even I’m not that heartless
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    • Make a best friend with someone you give zero shits about.
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    • Norsemen is an amazing show
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    • Me to my best freind for a burger king chicken nugget
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    • If Law and Order is based at all on reality, girls will kiII their friends over dresses, necklaces and even shoes
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    • Ifunny is ass cause it wont let me comment, now that I have commented I will edit it to be what I wanted before
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    • “I’m sorry sir, it’s time for you to go”
      GoArmy11 2 aug
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    • I’d do it for nothing. *maniacal laughter*
      V_ortekz 2 aug
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    • Wait... you guys are getting paid?
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    • I’ll do it for the mangekyo sharingan
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    • No amount of money would be worth it. Speaking as a guy.
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    • "I'm gonna kiII you." "I know."
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    • I’d (k)ill $1M for him
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    • I'm sorry old friend
      blue_too 2 aug
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    • Yes I would stop lying
      _Rose_ 2 aug
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    • I wouldn’t do that for all the money in the world unless maybe there was a loophole like they were about to die and i hit said kiII button with consent and collective knowledge that I might be able to help someone with it
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    • tadd 2 aug
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    • First again again again.
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    • Nordsmen is so fucking good. It’s on Netflix, give it a watch boiis
      URSuk 5 aug
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    • Na man I’m still trying to smash
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    • I respect my friends enough to not un-alive them for any less than $10million minimum. I also expect them to do the same if the rolls were reversed.
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    • Is that a motherfucking Norsemen reference?!
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    • Never. I'm loyal to the bois
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    • Bestfriend: Understandable. Have a nice day.
      Vintasi 5 aug
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    • Nah man, money's temporary, the boys are eternal
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    • He’ll clutch up trust me the gulag is easy
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    • Nope, I stay loyal top my homies
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    • Funny to assume I have friends.
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    • does the goverment take taxes out?
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    • 😭 the khan put a bounty on the ghost anyone can collect😭
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    • I would hit my friend but not kiII
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    • I highly disagree, I think women would do it in a HEARTBEAT! Look how many gold diggers there are
      thubar 5 aug
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    • We'll split it
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    • Me to my friend: "just make it quick bro"
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    • I can agree with this but not
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    • Not for my bro, I'd rather be homeless than homeiless
      DTH1996 5 aug
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    • They’d understand, and they’d do the same
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    • Not my best friend but I will my mom's ex fiance that dude was an asshole
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    • Show's called Norsemen. It's funny as shit. Gay cucks and retarded chads everywhere
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    • The hardest choices require the strongest will.
      163N 5 aug
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    • My friend gets money and i die? Sounds like a win win
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    • No because dogo wouldn’t like me if I did
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    • The last meme was literally about the same thing
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    • Yeah because he ended up in jail for murder and is still awaiting trial. Never knew he had it in him
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    • it just depends if they are in my circle if they aren’t then they are disposable if they are tho i wouldn’t
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    • Me an intellectual: Woo hoo a new friend and a million dollars
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    • My friends are safe. However I have no friends
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    • A million? Nah. Go up a few zeros.
      Madabusa 4 aug
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    • Nah no amount of money I’m doing that but if the number went up enough I would seriously consider it. But still no.
      metalred 4 aug
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    • Ayy it’s my boy skullcrusher
      Oxium 4 aug
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    • I feel like this should be reversed. The usual and widely accepted Stereotype for this is that guys are extremely loyal to their friends while girls will backstab and ditch their friends at the slightest inconvenience.
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    • *Me with a car battery* gonna only be dead for 30 seconds my guy
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    • no i wouldn’t
      zuccage 4 aug
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    • Sorry Brandon
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    • Unrealistic most would do it for 10
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    • Norseman meme!
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    • naw thats an hard pass from me
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    • Time for a scrotal whipping
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    • Me naming a random person my best friend then sharing the money with my true best friend
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    • I.. don't know who my best friend is..
      Gogito 4 aug
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    • I don’t even know which of my friends is my best friend. I have a circle of friends, not a hierarchy of them.
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    • I would sell my best friend into slavery for a cigarette
      club27 4 aug
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    • The best contribution I can provide
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    • I hope god smiles upon you as I once did, for it is time to go my friend.
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    • Genuinely no
      DeTruWae 4 aug
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    • NORSEMEN
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    • Wait but...i dont have a best friend...
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    • Ahhhh fuck yeah Norsemen. It's a funny show y'all check it out if you need something to watch
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    • Hell no it needs to be higher
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    • I mean, if it is non-taxable, absolutely.
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