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    • That whole house is gonna be spotless tf you mean
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    • Chitoge 23d
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    • “Honey, How’d you get the house so clean?” “A man never tells.” *wink*
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    • I'd be a stay at home dad for middle class tf
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    • If she making a million a year I’m cleaning the house, making dinner , and doing dishes
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    • If she’s making that much, y’all can hire help.
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    • Bruh if my wife made 12 mil a year, I would not complain
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    • Wife comes home: whats for dinner? You got some dick for me or what?
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    • Who the fuck wouldn’t
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    • Our mansion would be so fucking clean
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    • Bro I'd be a stay at home dad if my wife made 1/2 million a year
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    • Fuck ya. Do the daily chores then do whatever i feel like the rest of the day? No contest.
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    • Taking care of your children is widely regarded as one of the most satisfying and enjoyable things you can do so yes I'd do it
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    • That house should have a maid for 12 million
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    • cleaning every inch,babysitting, landscaping, gorceryshopping, cooking like a fucking 5* chef and licking that clit like theres no fuckin tomorrow
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    • I’d even suck her dick if she had one like hell man
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    • I better have a dick the size of her forearm because I don’t know what she’d be sticking with my ass for.
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    • I'd be a house husband
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    • In what world are u cooking and cleaning when ur significant other is making 12 mil a year
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    • Guys who are confident in themselves and their masculinity would
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    • If one of you is making enough money and especially if you have kids, somebody should definitely be stay at home
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    • Id be a stay at home dad if my wife made 100,000 a year
      oustet 23d
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    • You can always divorce that bitch and take half of the estate and the kids. Equality
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    • My dad quit his job to watch me when I was very young, as at the time, my mother alone was making enough to simply sustain us, and babysitters in the area really probably weren't trustworthy. Stay at home dads are absolute legends
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    • Is it really a bad thing to be stay-at-home? Sounds like a bunch of free time to me. I aspire to be successful enough for my future wife to be stay-at-home if she so chooses
      ThePhin 23d
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    • I’d be sucking her dick if that was the case
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    • Money doesnt really hold a place in my heart. But that must being a really good but tough fucking for 12 mil a year. God id go to ever limit to make sure she comes home and enjoys it more than anything
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    • Bruh I'd be a stay at home dad just to not have to work Haha
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    • Hell yeah once I’m done with everything I’d be playing vr the rest of the day
      LCGEB3 22d
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    • I fucking just lost it at him going for the "lower the vacuum angle to get to the hard to reach space under a chair" tactic with an easily movable chair
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    • If she made 12 million a year, you could just hire a full time maid.
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    • Bruh, 12 million a year. You could just hire someone to clean for you
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    • Id honestly prefer if my gf made more then me. Keep me humble and searching for improvements.
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    • What kinda question is this?
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    • Hell, I'd be a stay at home dad if they made six figures
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    • Um fuck yeah
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    • Who tf wouldn't
      _Akib_ 23d
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    • Id quit my job this minute and that house would be fucking perfect
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    • I’d be a stay at home dad if she were making 50K
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    • I don’t understand why people think like staying at home is a bad thing. It’s a job just like going out. You’re home cleaning and cooking. Sign me up to be a househusband even if my wife earned a dollar.
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    • I’d be a stay at home dad if she was making $1 mill a year
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    • Who keeps asking all these stupid ass questions
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    • What kind of dumbass would say no
      _Sumia_ 23d
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    • If you say no you're a dumb bitch. Throw on that apron she's the man now
      Verve 23d
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    • I would be a stay at home dad if my wife made more than me
      guzze 23d
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    • If she is making 12 million a year, they could afford a housekeeper anyway
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    • Why is it assumed that men dont want to be able to spend time with their children and make their wives happy
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    • Hell yeah I would.
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    • I'd be a stay at home dad with a wife making 60k a year
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    • She could fuck me in MY ass when she got home.
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    • I'd stay home if my wife asked me because I love her
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    • I’d be a stay at home dad if my (imaginary) wife was making $100,000.
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    • Write 23d
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    • And then I’d tie my hair back and go down on her after a hard day.
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    • Bitch if she bringing home 12 million we gonna have a stay at home housekeeper
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    • I would wear the lingerie, the dress, shit I'll even change my name to a girls name. 12 million a year is worth it
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    • I'd still work though. The fuck am I gonna do all day?
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    • Most definitely
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    • Someone please tell me what jobs you can do to make 12 Million a year
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    • Who tf wouldnt. I would be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 150k a year lol
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    • Whatever u want babe
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    • Stay at home dads don't have to cross dress 🤦🏽‍♀️
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    • Na I’d still work so we have two sources of income. Not that I’d need to, but because I would want to stay in shape. Besides when you make that amount of money why not hire someone out to take care of the house and possible kids
      nodex 23d
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    • Why would you even have to be a stay at home dad? If your wife makes 12mil she can hire maids, nannies, and cooks
      Sajuaro 23d
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    • Women do it for less lmao
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    • Boi I’d my girl’s bitch if she made that much
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    • They asked this at my highschool and with both side not a single girl said yes half the guys yes i guess all girls lie
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    • Dream come true.
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    • The fuck are you doing to make a million dollars every month? Great jobs alone get you 120,000+ a year.
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    • Fuck yeah I would, I’d suck her dick too
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    • I don’t think any dude would have a single problem with that. Even if it meant taking care of a bunch of kids. Hell with that money you’d barely have to lift a finger lol
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    • Imagine her getting home and she’s like babe I’m feeling frisky let’s do it right here on the couch and he’s like I just cleaned the house made dinner and fucking made the couch look nice! And not a how are you honey? Or a wow the house looks clean i get!? Have fun sleeping on the couch tonight
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    • What job she doing making 12 mil a year
      Frep 23d
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    • if they made 12 million i’m sure they would have a maid and wouldn’t be cooking ramen 😂😂
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    • Stay at home dads are good guys tho
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    • Only if I could have the GE man appliances that run on gas.
      B34RD 23d
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    • Id do it if she made 100k a year
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    • That's 1 million a month, yes I am doing everything else.
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    • $12 mil? Yeah I wouldn’t be doing the housework with that much damn money
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    • Why is this such a revolutionary concept? If my spouse was making enough money to support our family and was comfortable with the arrangement, I would be happy to be a house spouse. I can listen to music, spend time with my kids, and as long as it gets done, there is no set schedule. It's the best.
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    • What am I stupid or something? Of fucking course I would!
      Fukitt 20d
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    • Naa id get a divorce and be a 6 million dollar bum
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    • Clean the house for 2 hours and play video games for the next 6. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
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    • Whoever provides more for the family works, and the other cares for the children. Not a hard concept.
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    • I’d be a stay at home dad if I could even find a girl who likes me enough to marry me
      mctwiat 22d
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    • I'd be a stay at home dad if my wife was making $50k a year and wanted me to.
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    • Why is he vacuuming tile
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    • Yeah if the only thing id do is cook and clean it would be a breeze.
      FatFrog 22d
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    • She would leave me tfym
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    • Oh yes, that whole house is going to be completely clean
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    • Idk, two incomes doesn't sound too bad
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    • If she made 500 thousand that’d be me
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    • My husband stated to do so with 150k per year
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    • I'd do it for 100k
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    • Fuck yeah wtf
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    • I get to more or less laze around and still spend money? Hell yeah brother
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    • Guaranteed, yes
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    • Low-key hot tho...
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    • Hell yeah I’d be a stay at home dad. And I’d be the god damn best at it
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