• World war II French war plan
meeting (1943)
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-Kowalski! options?
-A strategic retreat, Skipper?
-Explain.
-It's like running away, but manlier.
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    • France gets shit on a lot for surrendering but they've won the most wars out of every country and they helped us in the American revolution and they hate the brits so France is cool
      MrGarbage 24 jul
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    • Feel bad for France. They had one of the best and most badass army’s for hundreds of years and then lose 1 war so horribly that’s its all their military is remembered for.
      Spiicus 25 jul
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    • 1943?! They fell in 1941
      unmo 25 jul
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    • Russians at Stalingrad:
      blue_too 25 jul
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    • “Running away from an overpowering enemy isn’t weakness, tis survival”
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    • French men when discovering Erwin Romme l way past the Maginot line
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    • Dude's who have never read a history book: OMG FRANCE IS SUCH A PUSSY FOR SURRENDERING
      Cuddlepot 25 jul
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    • Fun fact: The French Army was actually LARGER and better equipped than the German army! It's true, but Germany overran France in just 5 DAYS. The French were completely unprepared for the Bl!tzkrieg attack
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    • MyEyeess 25 jul
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    • They were gone well before 1943
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    • The whole France surrendering thing is just as annoying as the shotguns making the Kaiser mad thing
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    • The french didn't really have a war plan in 1943 cause they fell in 1941
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    • The French were fucking champions man. The held the longest against the Imperial German Army,. Only when they and ths Brits were at their limit, did they call their best friend, America. They gave us ammo, guns, training, and we gave them hope.
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    • TheTexasStubby
      And then the French resistance and America kicked ass in France
      TheTexasStubby 25 jul
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    • Don’t forget the white flag
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    • Why 1943, they fell in 41. But yeah once the germans broke through the high comand was like "ok lets just send all of our reserves unorganized" and then they got overrun, and then they surendered.
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    • Every one makes fun of France, but at least they fought the N@zis. Looking at you DENMARK.
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    • France lost a ton of men in ww1 and this led to a shortage of fighting age men during ww2. They simply didn't have the forces to fight
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    • England gave calculus, Poland gave astronomy, Croatia gave AC, France....
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    • I love how rommeI Managed to Take and get so far into France that on his way back he came across troops getting in trucks French troops and told them to dismount drop weapons and disperse they were extremely confused as rumors had spread and this Germ@n armored vehicle comes from their lines learned
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    • The Germans just made a move that was SO good it made France look like a joke
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    • Let's all collectively forget that the Brits were there too. And also let's forget that the French fought a ferocious rear guard action to protect the fleeing British troops at Dunkirk..
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    • If it works it works.
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    • And then Rico proceeds to commit several war crimes.
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    • What's up with america and insulting all other countries like they don't deserve to be in our presence?
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    • You guys remember the “Kowalski, analysis” meme?
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    • Petition to bleach the French National Flag, cause we all know it’s really supposed to a white flag
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    • Vichy France when the Americans invade in 1944 in south France. Also the Vichy actually fight the allies or was it just like alright come on in
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    • The Secret Joestar Technique
      Boat_Man 25 jul
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    • So I heard that due to radiation the flag on the moon turned white so now it's a province of france.
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    • Do you blame them though? Poland fell in a couple weeks, they were defending the wrong place, Paris fell after a month, they were still recovering from ww1, hardly anybody wanted to fight, and the Germans had a terrifyingly effective new form of war.
      Klutzy 28 jul
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    • You know that they have the most wins in all military history second to Britain by 10 or twenty battles
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    • France also has good CT units these days
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    • Well if you look at French History you will see that they have been conquered a lot.The impressive part is how they've managed to survive it all.The people,the language,the culture it's all managed to outlive their attackers without losing their roots.
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    • Joestar technique
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    • The French army? what’s that?
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    • You can tell who makes these shit “haha France surrender ecksdee” memes when they think France capitulated in ‘43.
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    • French are one country that can at least boast for winning hundreds of wars. Americans on the other hand pussy out every time things get too tough
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    • France surrendered in 1940. Free France would have been more applicable but even then, they were significantly more badass and less likely to retreat, so this meme’s issues are plentiful
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    • Everyone saying France won most wars in history, while this is true yes this is also because France was one of if not the greatest military power of their time. Once other nations began to rise to power it became pretty obvious they were past their prime
      gooby21 27 jul
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    • Actually they had solid war plan and one of the world's most professional armies, but the prevailing belief was that the germans couldn't get tanks through the ardennes, so when the germans did, the best of the french were surrounded in BELGIUM ew
      Donny_T 27 jul
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    • *colorized*
      pman0201 27 jul
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    • The French and British were being torn down to defend their allies yet they did nothing in ww2? People don't know history
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    • Yeah you're about 3 years off but it's okay, a for effort
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    • France was under German control for al of 1943?????
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    • These penguins and singlehandedly take out the entire American military
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    • I think you mean 1941
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    • Live to fight another day
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    • Really Finny? Blocking me? That’s just immature
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    • Battle of France happened 1940. This is retarded
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    • The French for most of their history: "We own most of the European Continent and have colonies around the world. We are the strongest power next to England"
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    • They remembered Verdun and said nope not again
      brytrader 26 jul
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    • Now that were men
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    • NEGATORY
      greah 26 jul
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    • France lost in NAM like the U.S which is partially why the U.S joined I think.
      BrevonNe 26 jul
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    • iFunny is perfectly fine with a huge amount of racist, sexist, bigoted comments but as soon as you mention even the least offensive thing thinkable about Germany in WW2, you cant post.
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    • Cool fact: France today actually has one of the most powerful militaries in the world. They shift around the top 10.
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    • We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
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    • First of all France fought the whole war, not just the people but the military too. 2nd, every country fell to Blitz but Britain because they weren't land locked. 3rd they didn't lose their country that fast because they were bad, it happened for very specific strategic reason too long to type.
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    • Germans conquered France in 1940.
      13bvet 26 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • It’s not a retreat, it’s a tactical withdraw
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    • The ‘French surrender’ memes make the French look like they didn’t fucking kick ass several times over and helped y’all against Britain.
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    • The French were badass
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    • 1941 what a dumbass for not knowing that I know only because I study it fuck you
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    • Surrender is for pussies, we Russians fight to the death
      ImSandMan 26 jul
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    • Well this is... wrong
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    • To be fair, the allies early in the war expected it to be like ww1, so France prepared for a defensive war, and we all know that didn't work plus basically the entire french army was gone by dunkirk
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    • France lost 90% of there military with no support. But ok 🙄
      Santclare 25 jul
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    • Old french army > more recent French army
      Davyfred 25 jul
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    • You mean tactical withdrawal?
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    • They didn’t retreat, they surrendered completely.
      jynflyn1 25 jul
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    • the germans after going around the maginot line
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    • There's nothing manly about the French
      not_kivic 25 jul
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    • Bold of you to assume they lasted until '43
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    • "Let's use the ancient joestar family technique"
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    • In WW1 France lost 50,000 men in 1 day because of they’re military incompetence
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    • Every country got destroyed by Germany early in the war.
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    • Teehee I only study war history and in that case only world war 2 teehee
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    • i_horny 25 jul
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    • Horny
      i_horny 25 jul
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    • Me lookin at y’all who don’t know it’s 1940
      DMusc1020 25 jul
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    • I have no sympathy for the French. They were just another European colonial empire that was dominating natives like the Vietnamese and Africans.
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    • Here we see the average actual historical knowledge of mongoloids who make "Durr France surrender" jokes
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    • Don’t forget the French freedom fighters, they did a lot of badass stuff
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    • Are y’all expecting me to say something for this?
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    • Back in the day: Lol France surrender. Now: France IS COOL BROS.
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    • That wouldn’t be in 1943. France was gone by the end of 1940
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    • They had already lost by 1943, they were fully defeated in 1940..
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    • I blame Belgium for not letting them builded the line across there country
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    • Then Britain went and severely fucked up their navy immediately after just as a way of saying fuck you.
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    • Someone isn’t good with dates
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    • Gotta love the Madagascar movies
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    • They fell in 1940
      drathuas 25 jul
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    • Hey that's just like the US did from Vietnam. Twins 😂
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    • France fell in 1940 dumbass this meme is void
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