• working in retail
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking
DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any
questions e texangivi
manager: hi, could i talk to you in the
office for a sec? great, thanks...we got
a complaint from a customer that you
didn't kill yourself when requested
so unfortunately we're going to have
to take disciplinary action...sign here
acknowledging we talked...
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    • This isn't a joke. This is actually how retail is.
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    • Friend told me yesterday that if they get a complaint from a customer they must be written up without exception, even if the complaint was totally fabricated, and that two write ups equals termination. Basically, you disposable as fuck.
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    • I used to work at a bookstore and some girl called and wanted me to find a book. She didn't know the title, the author, or even the subject
      mcpepsi 13 jan
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    • Why tf cant I cuss out an unreasonable customer instead of having to boomer speak them until they say "I'm never coming back to this store ever again" and then come in next week like the 7 minute tantrum they had over not having some discontinued item from like 1920 in our inventory was reasonable
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    • Had a lady come to sonic a lot and everytime she’s say something was wrong and want a refund/free food. So I recognized her voice one day and made sure everything was perfect. She tried to complain about her fry container not being full and I straight up told her yes it was and she just started...
      HomoSapen 14 jan
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    • If every outlet could collectively jump on board with “treat disrespectful customers with the same disrespect”, that would curb all of the sass immediately. “I’m never coming back here again.” Okay, Karen, literally every store is going to give you your attitude back, so what’s your next move?
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    • i’m a manager at a sporting goods store and i always back my employees. i’ve told boomer customers to get the fuck out of my store for not treating my employees like actual people. if you’re gonna be rude to me and my staff, i’ll be rude right back to you. people forget retail workers are PEOPLE.
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    • Heres a tip for y’all. When cussed out by customers give them a blank stare and say have a nice day. Showing no emotion whatsoever pisses them off
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    • I was talking with one of my coworkers who had been there longer than me about possibly getting a conceal carry license, and he goes “store policy is we have to give the robber the money and cannot perform self defense”. So basically if I shot a robber I’d be fired for breaking store policy.
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    • It’s a dream of mine to open a store and or gas station that has the base rules that our customers get treated like they treat us. I’d encourage you to roast the fuck out of someone if they’re being a cunt.
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    • I do the poo poo now, who is joining me brothers
      Snarks 13 jan
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    • Customer chewed me out because she wanted a discount on something from my department and I was just a little peon and I tried calling my manager who hated me and she started ranting at me because of it my manage finally got there gave her like 10% off and then she tried to apologize to me, I said
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    • The place I worked at tried to write me up and said “sign here on the write up” and I said no so they said “that’s another write up” and I said I ain’t signing that one neither and they just kinda looked at each other like “wtf do we do now” 😂😂😂
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    • I once had a customer say he was gonna beat the shit out of me and I said ok but I’m closing so you’ll have to wait until 10:00.
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    • My managers are actually pretty cool. The most they’d do is take you to the back just to show the customer that something was being done and you’d laugh at said customer together
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    • I worked at a DQ as a teen. I had a fat lady with rainbow hair come in and dumped her cup of ice cream everywhere on register and i got in trouble for not getting her a new blizzard Her complaint was that it melted when she brought it home. I was polite out of pure shock so idk why I got scolded.
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    • No shit I had a customer say to me “Tell your manager to k*ll himself” because we were out of a beer, and he then rated us 1 Star on yelp and the owner got called in to corporate because of it.
      Mythbuff 13 jan
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    • Got fired from Wal-Mart a few years ago because I asked an old man throwing a tantrum “When was the last time you got smacked?” Might’ve lost my job but he sure as shit stopped being an insufferable dick.
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    • When you get written up NEVER sign anything, signing it isn’t “acknowledging they talked to you” signing it is admitting you did something wrong and you 100% do not have to sign it but your employer will try to tell you that you do.
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    • I just got fired from Walmart for being sick at work, when I've used all my sick days and was still sick so I had to go in or be fired for too many sick days. Retail is trash
      blaglif 14 jan
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    • skiddylo 14 jan
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    • I worked at Publix as a bagger last year and this lady had me help her to her car with the groceries and she had me hold her dog while she got in (it was small). But the whole time she was whining about no one being around for her and how her dog can't stay at home etc. But when I was holding (1/2)
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    • Me: *friendly* "hi how are you today" customer: "I don't like your attitude"
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    • I work at a movie theater and I was ushering a fee nights ago I go into a theater right as the credits started rolling and was standing by the exit waiting for every1 to leave so I could clean....
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    • I work in electronics at walmart. I still have people asking about layaway and black friday sales more than a month after they both ended, then they get pissed when i say the sale/event ended over a month ago
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    • Honestly this would happen at Sam's club like I got fired for taking my lunch at the time I was supposed to
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    • "I wish you would just die." Me: "same to you motherfucker, have a nice day"
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    • As a a worker at the only gas station in a boomer community, I can confirm this.
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    • I got in trouble once because I said “sorry this computer sucks” (referring to the register, because they fucking sucked). 5 minutes later I’m called to the office and manager tells me that I ‘cursed’ in front of someone’s child. I asked what curse I said and he told me I said “sucks”.
      Tomata 13 jan
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    • Customer at our bakery: *tilts a cake sideways in its casing* "oh... this one is damaged... does that mean it's discounted?" Me: "well no. Its easily fixed. Here, I can fix it for you if you'd like?" Customer: "no. I don't want one. They're too expensive." Me: "I'm sorry to hear that...
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    • A real company would let mfers talk trash back or throw hands then their employees would be known not to take any shit 😤
      Lunasi 13 jan
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    • In my last week at my last job at Sprint I got mad and argued with a problem customer and I immediately called my DM to let him know about it and he laughed and was like "what are they gonna do? Fire you? You leave in a week." And I was like ya know what? you're right big guy.
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    • I had a customer bitch me out over a comment i made to a coworker about something not work related and he was like "im a cop so youll show me respect" and unfortunately i laughed at him for that and then he demanded a manager. Whoopsie
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    • I used to be a cashier and one day at my job it was pretty slow so I was just standing at my register. My coworker was taking care of a customer at her register and after that one she had another one. After she is done the lady comes over to me and calls me rude and starts yelling at me for not
      Quentinnn 14 jan
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    • I've been written up for not violating company policy before.
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    • I had a lady tell me it was morally wrong that I didn't have fried chicken. That she couldn't breath, could barely walk, had 2 dogs in the car, and that not having chicken is morally wrong. She then turned to the cold tenders we have in the case and said that there has to be a discount on them cause
      Annihilus 13 jan
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    • I got reported from the customer because I sexually harassed her because I didn’t know what Lululemon’s were THEY ARE FUCKING LEGGINGS
      Teamflash 13 jan
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    • Ah yes the beauty of dealing with customers and that they are “always right”
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    • I work at a certain retail tech store, and uh, an old lady came in last night asking me where the iPads were. I told exactly where they were, near the Apple display. She walks back there and after about 30 minutes she walks up. I go to check her receipt (as my job inclines me to do so) and she...
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    • I work at a shoe store and I was super nervous to start for people like this but thankfully my managers are super chill and will literally kick people out if they're being rude to an employee
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    • red_reign 13 jan
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    • My boss told us we only have to take so much, and that if they get out of hand, we can get him/call him and he will take care of it.
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    • A coworker once told me that she worked at a pizza place and during one of her shifts she was robbed at gunpoint. When she talked to the manager, I kid you not, he says "why did you give them the money?" What was she suppose to do die for the shitty pizza?
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    • It was Black Friday and I’m a supervisor for my little department. I work for a 3rd party company inside target and sell phones. Well I was dealing with like 15 things all at once and one of the target employees aske me something I knew he knew and I showed and customer complained to a manager that
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    • Why does everyone say retail when it's any service based job like a restaurant or hotel etc.
      DN13 13 jan
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    • I told the customer the plate was hot. I moved the plate when they tried to reach for it. I go to set the plate down and they snatch at it. They burn themselves and knock the food everywhere. I apologized profusely and said i would try to get a recook asap but we were very busy so it might be 10/20
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    • When I used to work at a Wendy's I had a guy come in looking to get four 4 for $4 meals. No extra detail besides they be double stack 4for4. I give him his meal. And he looks in the bag and says. "I only have 4 sandwiches. I wanted 12"
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    • Lady cursed at me for not asking for her ID when purchasing beer. She had the face lines of a 40 year old I'm sorry.
      AdmAkbar 13 jan
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    • I got fired cause a customer was trying to flirt with me and I ignored her approach
      Esu_Meian 13 jan
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    • I one time answered the phone and this lady was asking where the entrance was so I said what road it was on and she just says "ok where is that from where I am"
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    • Fuck target
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    • The accuracy hurts.
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    • I work at Hobby Lobby and during Christmas we sold Wreaths. One way i was stocking and condensing them so i had a good idea of which ones we have in stock. The next day Im working on something different and this woman comes up to me with a predecorated wreath and asks if there are anymore (1/2)
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    • Retail is hell but I’m glad I did it for a couple years. Everyone should experience it to gain a larger appreciation for retail workers
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    • I worked at a bakery and someone called and asked if we made cakes. I wanted to hang up
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    • Had this lady order a sub at work it was made perfectly as it was ordered but because it didn't look as big as she wanted(she was a fat bitch btw) she was unsatisfied and threatened to call a manager because she didn't get what she played for smh
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    • This is what working for walmart is
      Mimble 13 jan
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    • I work at a call center. Unfortunately we were open on Christmas Eve. So I was making calls and one of them a guy just says “I hope you and you’re whole family fucking dies” I just said “Someone’s got the Christmas spirit haven’t they?” Man I’m trynna help your dumb ass
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    • I once had a customer ask me how her coupon worked and then yell “I DON’T CARE!” when I tried to explain it to her. In that moment, I understood why people commit m*rder.
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    • When i was 18 some woman yelled at me for like ten minutes because i charged her for a large icee and she wanted a medium...it was a gas station, you get the cup and fill it yourself. This lady almost had little 18 yo me in tears because she was yelling at me over a 20 cent difference
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    • When I worked at Walmart me and another girl had a table set up with information about online grocery pickup when it was starting. One customer walked up to us and literally said "I f*cking hate you" and then took two steps away and made a 10 minute phone call.
      mousepoon 13 jan
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    • Yeah that's about right
      ibakugou 13 jan
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    • I need to take a shit but someone is in the bathroom. I can only clench my cheeks for so long before I spray feces all over
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    • Yeah I've had that go both ways. The shitty employees always managed to never have anything negative happen to them while I'm getting my ass chewed for clients yelling at me for mistakes that were not on my end
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    • I have a year and a half of experience and this is accurate
      Greymane 13 jan
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      TitForTat 13 jan
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    • I had a lady ask me to take the raisins out of her oatmeal cookie by hand.
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    • I work at Live Nation and its fucking crazy. I was working the front door for a concert that was oversold. This one guy had tried to push his way past security several times but we had pushed him out. This couple came to the door and the guy made a running charge for the door. I knew I couldn't stop
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    • I sell parts for dirtbikes. People will call up and say I need a bolt for the blue bike in my garage.... they wont know year, make, or model yet they get angry and tell me I'm a dumbass for not knowing what they have. I just tell them they're a dumbass for spending $ and dont know what they bought..
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    • I worked in retail for 3 years and even though the customers were still shit, the company I worked at was great. I even had a female coworker falsely accuse me of sexual harassment and tried to get corporate involved. She was fired for lying before I even found out about the accusation.
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    • I do door to door and people threaten to hit my once in a while for being on their property when I’m nothing but polite and always have proper permits. Usually 50 year olds and I usually break character and tell them if they put a hand on me I’d fuck them up. They legit get upset like it was-
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    • Once a customer came up to me. An elderly black lady and said something to me that I couldn’t hear so I proceeded to ask her “what did you say?” And she got SOO mad. She started screaming that an employee should never say “what?” To a customer. She then proceeded to go to customer service desk and a
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    • I work at Kohl's customer service and I get called an idot and a bitch on a daily basis because when I get scolded by the customer I can't keep my mouth shut. I always reply with "well there's nothing I can do about that, sorry. I can ask a manager, but I doubt they'll help" and it pisses people off
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    • I worked retail over the summer and this is exactly how shit would happen. There were 2 teens working (including myself) and i remember my friend getting yelled at because the customer didnt remember to bring his receipt.
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    • I gave away free drinks to these girls because they were nice, I said happy hanukkah because it was hanukkah and they reported to my manager "I was rude and used slurs." It was then that I decided to spit in people's drinks.
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    • If I ever own a business the motto is treat customers how they treat you. My employees shouldn't have to put on a fake face for assholes
      TheFBI 13 jan
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    • I had a customer yell at me and insult me because I didnt apologise for smiling.
      redl1on98 13 jan
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    • Work a retail place and we sold a safe to some people and our receiver loaded and told them to strap it down. They did not strap it down and it fell out. They came back wanting another one and we wouldn’t give it to them. They got it up to the district manager and he told us to give them a new safe.
      noonrm_ 13 jan
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    • I work in a hotel and this shit is all day. It ain't just retail. It's any job that requires dealing with people
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    • Had a lady tell my manager that i was too peppy. Which is hella dumb. But the lady got in my face and called me ignorant and a child, which i was at the time. She got coporate's number and complained on me for being too peppy
      Tim_masky 13 jan
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    • I had a customer tell me I was useless and should be fired and never have a job again because of something the register was programmed to do.
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    • I’m lucky. I have a good manager because one time a customer was complaining about me and trying to teach me how to treat customers and I really didn’t give a shit but my manager just took me to the back said everything was fine and then went out and talked to the lady.
      Cmcdaris 13 jan
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    • I remember my first job they got all pissed I was behind the customer service desk asking one of my buddies a question. They tried to get me to sign some stupid thing so I just quit
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    • I'll starve before I work at a place like that. That's not all retail, only the places that are owned by big businesses and corporations. Work at a single store business and you dont have to deal with that.
      Du5tin3 13 jan
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    • As a customer... I can confirm this.
      BenLeger 13 jan
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    • She told me she loved me and two weekend later left me for her ex. I’m done with fucking hoes.
      TheCircle 13 jan
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    • Customer told my manager at Staples once I said “well if you’re going to act like a child I’ll treat you like a child” seeing how my managers are all pussies they did nothing to me for it 😂
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    • Always poop on company time
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    • As a former retail worker... I can say with confidence that most of the time it’s the worker thinking that. Let’s be real.
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    • At work I hate how ppl come up to me say "I'd like a taco" and stare at me like as if new which one they were talking about
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    • I work at retail and one time a customer asked me to get a manager I sid ok and proceeded to walk away to get the customer, then said customer got mad because i was walking away from her
      ShltStain 14 jan
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    • The other day i was stocking some stuff and this women came up to me and asked where the flower pots are. I said "i think there" and she cut me off saying "do you think or do you know cause im not trying to walk around the whole store" then told me to call someone that knows.
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    • When I worked a a skate shop I was referred to as “the worst employee ever” by the owner 2 weeks in even though I had received no training for anything so in response I would smoke anywhere in the store. Didn’t get fired but still quit without warning and she lost a store and 80% of her staff lmao
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    • I worked at a pawn shop. The owner wasnt around for the last 10 years. My shit luck, he starts coming around right after they hire me. Puts sales goals in place that didnt exist when I was hired. I get fired after 11 months with the company because I didnt hit a certain number even tho I worked hard
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    • Kid you not, friend's job wrote up an employee because another employee thought he was being a grouch, even though no customers noticed and work got done. Guy was dealing with a lot but the manager's pet got fussy so he was punished.
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    • I used to work at a deli and i was in the middle of cleaning a slicer. some woman walked up and asked for ham to be cut. I said ok, give me a second to dry the slicer off. Which once i got back she was gone- i didnt think anything of it until a PIC came back and asked why i was denying service...
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