>work shitty retail job \
>coworker brings in edibles one day
>get super high with everyone at work
>feelsgoodman.png
>decide I wanna make my own edibles
KB JPG _>Next weekend make firecrackers
>recommended dose is .10 grams per
cracker
>put per cracker because I'm autistic
>invite over friends to come get high
>eat the firecrackers
taste because of so much weed
>waiting for edibles to kick in
>45 minutes later
>decide to watch shrek the musical
>edibles start to kick in
>immediately filled with regret
>can't move
>can't speak
>look over at friends
>one friend is praying to Jesus
>he's an atheist
>other friend is quietly talking to himself about lizards
>still can't move
>begin to have panic attack
>think I'm dying
>this whole time shrek the musical is still playing
>can't reach phone to call for help
>think my last moment in life will be dying to shrek the
musical
>suddenly pass out
>wake up 15 hours later
>friends are super mad at me
>worth it
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
>work shitty retail job \ >coworker brings in edibles one day >get super high with everyone at work >feelsgoodman.png >decide I wanna make my own edibles KB JPG _>Next weekend make firecrackers >recommended dose is .10 grams per cracker >put per cracker because I'm autistic >invite over friends to come get high >eat the firecrackers taste because of so much weed >waiting for edibles to kick in >45 minutes later >decide to watch shrek the musical >edibles start to kick in >immediately filled with regret >can't move >can't speak >look over at friends >one friend is praying to Jesus >he's an atheist >other friend is quietly talking to himself about lizards >still can't move >begin to have panic attack >think I'm dying >this whole time shrek the musical is still playing >can't reach phone to call for help >think my last moment in life will be dying to shrek the musical >suddenly pass out >wake up 15 hours later >friends are super mad at me >worth it
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
15 oct 2020
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny" Me:
Someone will die.
SS
I Of fum.
Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Larry_8 Larry_8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
mik.png
1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat
person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
MrFatCat MrFatCat
29 sep 2020
They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones. - They're too cute. I never thought I was a cat person til we got these little ones.
"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few
dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35
icleadgranted
LovesTacos LovesTacos
9 sep 2020
Millenials after getting through 3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 icleadgranted
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
It's the new rock-paper-scissors
fa
DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow
Kicks Deputy
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 feb
It's the new rock-paper-scissors fa DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow Kicks Deputy
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone