• women's shower products be like
"lock in moisture" and "rejuvenate
pores," while men's are all "smell like
hammer, you idiot"
10:25 PM: 13 Jan 20
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    • Axe Soap trusted you... I thought I could too... SO WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DOES GIRL SOAO KNOW YOU!?
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    • 6 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, toothpaste, gasoline, and lubricant
      Saigul_ 15 jan
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    • Dude I fucking HATE using nice smelling shampoo as a guy and bitches gotta be like “you smell girly” like had damn I don’t feel like smelling like “Men’s two in one” today I wanna smell like fucking strawberries!!
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    • Well I’d rather smell like a hammer then ballsack and asshair
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    • Well yeah, but men’s can also grease your bike chains, refill your car’s oil, brighten up the old paint on your walls, and more
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    • Guys who take care of their personal hygiene and don’t just do the bare minimum are attractive
      breep 15 jan
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    • where can I obtain this "hammer soap"?
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    • I want one that smells like a wood campfire, or barbecued shrimp
      Sefrius 15 jan
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    • Dr squatch soap for guys who have fragile masculinity and dont wanna smell like a flower
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    • content not available more
      PorkSword 15 jan
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    • Guys literally try to use one or two soaps. Nothing unmanly about being high maintenance
      Miezute 15 jan
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    • Mine is charcoal flavored lol
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    • Poopooooooop
      ChexMyx 15 jan
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    • POWEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
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    • Men have a 9 in 1 soap bottle
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    • Ok but how did this info get out. Like was there other people who lived to tell the tale and if so why didnt they help the guy as he was being mauled, i need details people
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    • Aight boys it's my birthday can I get some birthday wishes?
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    • Men's hygiene products just work better
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    • Soap is soap
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    • Memeu1ous 15 jan
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    • Soap = Soap
      RiskyFeat 15 jan
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    • Not really as a guy I don’t overpay for shitty products I actually take care of myself
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    • 5 in 1 irish spring for the fuckin win boys
      Cabaleiro 17 jan
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    • It’s hammer time 🔨
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    • Rip pink tax.
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    • Gun
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    • Especially axe, with the whole paragraph description on the back 😂😂
      Obliged 15 jan
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    • Phexal 15 jan
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    • Here comes the lewd
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    • Hey, I'm the only comment that isn't a thot or lewd image
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    • content not available more
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    • Everything hygiene for men sucks major ass compared to women's hygiene
      VoxDuck 15 jan
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    • Hammer smell shiney
      ldt3 15 jan
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      Lewd__ 15 jan
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    • Arnoldi 15 jan
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    • Women are the easiest demographic to over charge products for. If you ever want to sell something, find a way to sell it to women.
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    • i dont use men's products its all 🤮
      zabivaka 18 jan
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    • Smell like what viking pubic dandruff smells like
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    • I only use women’s shampoo. Fuck having dry skin and only smelling good for 2 hours
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    • I use Irish Spring body wash and usually a 2 in 1
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    • Lol
      Nyx_2626 18 jan
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    • That's because you buy the same product with the same scent that is supposed to be face, hair and body wash along with deodorant, cologne, shaving cream and toothpaste
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    • Does any other guys out there use clippers on their ass hair. I do
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    • Is it just me or do you guys not get periods bc you're guys
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    • Know who i feel bad for? Those kids who are too young to have grown up with the MW series so even if they play it now, the mind shattering plot twists and god tier story are already lost to them bc theyve seen memes and shit about em
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    • I shampoo and condition my hair and beard with tea tree oil products cause it makes me feel freshh
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    • This is the kind of gender bias we need to stand against. I'm a 6'3 bearded male and I smell like coconut and lavender all day long because only that girly shit touches this body. Fight me.
      bigdbast 17 jan
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    • Ok
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    • I'm a guy. And I use shampoo, conditioner, and moisturizer. All different kinds, I have more shit on the bathroom counter than my wife does
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    • It's either smell like a lumberjack or like a cat pissed on you so
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    • Is it odd for me, a guy, to have a full shower routine with different products to wash different parts and a skincare routine for my face and special handcreams and gels, powders and balms to keep fresh and moisturised and smelling nice and clean 24/7?
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    • These two girls used my shower in my dorm and they were impressed by the shampoo i had bc it was coconut and had a bunch of good stuff in it and slept with one that night and the shampoo was %90 why i think
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    • but that hammer smell is great
      MLGCorgo 17 jan
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    • “New scents! Including: GUN! Bacon, and Wintermint Skoal!”
      DeRfF 16 jan
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    • If you cant use certain shampoo for fear of smelling girly your masculinity is fragile as hell
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    • Mine has me smell like sandalwood
      RayrRey 16 jan
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    • My soap makes me smell like minerals I’m deadass smelling like geodude
      ZatNibbba 16 jan
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    • This was ps
      Ldnmas 16 jan
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    • How are flowers considered girly? They're fucking flowers. Mens bodyvwash and shampoo suck ass. I use organic shit, and it's mostly made from nature shit. Get over it. Least I dont have greasy fucking skin & hair.
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    • Women think men have it easy because they can just buy a 4 in 1 bottle of everything they need, but dont realize how hard it is to decide on if you wanna smell like semi-truck, bear, or George Washington
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    • People saying that they just don’t want to smell girly so they use the men’s stuff obviously don’t look around enough. You can get the same formula shampoo and conditioner that girls use but in a more manly scent.
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    • bitch. i use herbal essences and idgaf what you think about it. my hair is thick as FUCK and if i don’t wash with good quality shampoo AND condition it, i can’t do anything to it. so fuck off.
      Midnight 16 jan
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    • Women’s shampoo scent: roses spring Men’s: M16 FROM VIETNAM LOADED WITH A FRESH MAGAZINE
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    • At least im not getting bullshitted
      G01d3n 16 jan
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    • I want to smell like a gun
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    • Time to smell like pine
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    • Yo, FUCK them bitches- Smell like fucking roses if you want. As a chick, it's lovely when men smell like anything other than 'bad' or 'axe' >:(
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    • hammers smell nice
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    • I drink Axe body spray in hope I will become an alpha male chad even though I’m not a beta I’m a bit of a mix
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    • Women have a different product for each fingernail whilst Men have the same product for shampoo, conditioner, soap, brushing teeth, deodorant, and perfume
      ArkLucen 16 jan
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    • Naw
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    • My knee friend uses head and shoulders and every time I see him I gotta tell him no homo but you snell good af
      Mdog903 16 jan
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    • If there was a shampoo that smelled like a hammer you know I would buy it
      Twaige 16 jan
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    • EvelynHoper
      Omg)
      EvelynHoper 16 jan
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    • I bought this shampoo for my beard that just smelled like a fucking house fire.
      Cas_Aaron 16 jan
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    • I use a lot of coconut butter and morocco oil
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    • Soaps fortified with charcoal is where it’s at 👌
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    • It's TRUE, I was the shower.
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    • I feel like men’s and women’s scents should be swapped, like why would men smell like shit that attracts men and women smell like shit that attracts women?
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    • Bonfire and cigars!
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    • "Smell metal. Be DIRT! Mud for Men"
      BobaFrett 16 jan
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    • I don’t understand why people are against 2 in 1 shampoo or even 3 in 1. I use them cause there more simpler and convenient
      eDirky 16 jan
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    • Fellas, take care of yourselves. Don't use X-in-One products, they are all garbage, use women's shampoo, get unscented if you must, but all men's is really bad. Use specialized products. I can recommend a product for anything you need.
      MegaMerf 16 jan
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    • I’m a girl but I think guys cologne or shampoo is amazing it’s last much longer than that weak ass strawberries or lemon like wtf
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    • I use my girl's shampoo sometimes and I'll tell you that that essential oil shit is fuckin great for my hair.
      RTSilver 16 jan
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    • This is why you gotta use one of those weird ass soaps that smell like the outdoors
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    • Gasoline and Diesel engine shampoo
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    • I don’t get scents for guy stuff. I got deodorant that’s scent was “knockout” what scent is that!
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    • I only like to smell like whiskey and tobacco
      mdotson0 16 jan
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    • my dad got me bourbon smelling body wash. bro I’m a teen the fuck are you tryna do
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    • I want to smell like gun
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    • I (a dude) once tried using some Lavender Body Wash that for a week, curious if it was any different from my regular sports gel. All it did was give me acne.
      LulzOrNaw 16 jan
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    • My mom bought me bath and body works soap for Christmas, I kinda see why women like it so much my fair is soft as fuck
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    • Couldn’t find any face cream for men on a whole SHELF of face cream
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