• Women, imagine that for 24 hours, there were no men in the world. No men are being harmed in the creation of this hypothetical. They will all return. They are safe and happy wherever they are during this hypothetical time period. What would or could you do that day? 3:57 PM ~ 12/24/18 ~ Twitter for iPhone ' Replying to @emrazz RUN. AT. NIGHT.
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    • Why do men infringe on your ability to use a hammock
      Gecker 9d
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    • Jack on
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    • "Walk past a construction site without having a mild panic attack" ....we really don't need you in the gene pool
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    • Jack off
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    • Women: “I can’t go running at night because of what a man might do to me!!” *what the woman looks like*:
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    • Imagine thinking that women are the only people who get worried when they walk at night
      Gotha 9d
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    • Yeah hammocks are impossible to set up when you have penises around.
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    • Dude I would sleep on all of my bed. Leave the toilet seat up. Visit my Sons without the drama of the baby mamas. Go fishing because I dont have that fucking honey do list. Visit my real friends. Get my Father-in-law shit faced because we can relate. Eat all my favorite foods without having to share
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    • Why does this bitch think construction workers stop whatever they're doing and rape every single time a female walks by
      smile 14 11
    • Hey women. Guess what. 99.9999% of men don't care if you're "going on a long drive" or sleeping in a hammock or whatever. I own a landscape construction company. If ANY of my employees ever did something to harm a woman, they would be fired on the spot. Stop acting like were all out to get you.
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    • I've worked in construction for the last 5 years and have never seen anyone cat calling to women or even acknowledging them that just happens in movies
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    • All of these women's problems can be solved by just getting a concealed carry weapon permit
      smile 14 7
    • Ah yes because every man has a uncontrollable need to rape
      Kozaki 9d
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    • All those women act like all men are rapists or something, when a man walks behind you at night, he probably lives near you and is getting to around the same place
      smile 14 6
    • get totally shitfaced with the boys and probably fuck a trap on accident because I forgot there was no girls for the night
      Asstek 9d
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    • Women be like: *do things I can already do*
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    • It shows how weak you are if you let someone else’s existence, infringe on your freedom.
      smile 12 1
    • So in both situations they'd do things they already can do. Interesting
      HypixL 9d
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    • Damn sick n tired of women treating men like the fuckin Antichrist
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    • Go to a bar without the feeling of condescension or women laughing behind my back. Maybe go live my daily life without once being compared to Nazis or the KKK, or being called all manner of horrible things just because I have a dick. Same thing i do every day, just wouldn't have to ignore it.
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    • Dear women: Most men are not psychopathic rapists. Your constant irrational fear of us is equivalent to a white guy who thinks every black person will try to rob him. Calm the fuck down.
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    • Sounds like some people have some serious issues if an entire selection of people have to be removed just to make them feel comfortable doing basic things. I know women that do this stuff already
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    • I love how we it's considered racist to be afraid of black people even though a large amount of violent crimes are committed by them, but it's not considered sexist for women to be afraid of all men because a few of them are violent.
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    • Cause if a woman let's her her guard down for a second passing a construction site they will all swarm around her and gangbang her ass
      smile 11 2
    • Bold of them to assume there’s no lesbian rapists
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    • So according to women only men are criminals
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    • It's usually women who shame women on what they wear
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    • This is exactly why I encourage women to exercise their second amendment right to carry a gun. You're significantly less likely to be a victim of you're armed and know how to use a gun
      smile 11 3
    • On I'm sorry. I didnt know my dick was preventing Karen from fucking Ohio from posting her running times to her 12 followers while her 3 year old is clinging to life in the spare bedroom.
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    • They’re acting like men are the only ones who commit crimes
      smile 11 2
    • I can legitimately understand the running/walking at night one alone, but the others make no sense to me
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    • No Caitlin No you fucking wouldn’t, you would go outside at night for 5 seconds and come back running in because there are bugs outside you stupid slut
      Rynli 9d
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    • Jack on, *clap clap* Jack off *clap clap
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    • I mean, there are other things I’d do than jack off. I’d go jogging at night without the worry of being called a creep, hang out in interesting places without being confused of a junky, ride a subway and give myself ball room. The stuff I’d get accused of being a terrorist for
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    • See my fucking kids
      smile 11 1
    • That Caitlyn is clearly playing the victim card, fucking going on and on about nothing. You could easily take a drive with men existing on the earth, you could STILL, "sit under the stars" with men existing, its shit like this that annoys men, stop acting like we prevent you from doing all that
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    • Guys I think we should be honest. A lot of times women are treated like shit. And they aren't even the dumbass self-proclaimed feminists who are treated like shit. It's those who are quiet and it's honestly sad that women have to face such repurcussions.
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    • I think something that too many people don’t understand is... men aren’t the problem, really bad men are the problem
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    • I say let's do this so we can watch how literally nothing will change and eventually the world will burn because women can't stand each other.
      smile 10 2
    • These women act ss if men are the only ones who commit crimes
      smile 11 6
    • Poor woman. Men are so evil. Woman are gentle innocent souls that do nothing wrong and should be blamed for nothing in which they do because ultimately it was a mans fault somehow. Poor poor sweet faultless unaccountable woman.
      smile 11 3
    • I'm not the only one thinking these women are paranoid as fuck right?
      sombra 9d
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    • Women who are afraid of doing all that are just pussies IMO. Unless you live in a big city or somewhere with a high crime rate, you're going to be fucking fine. I walk alone at night and feel no fear. Take some self defense classes bitches if you're really scared.
      smile 11 2
    • order french fries, leave to use the bathroom, and coming back to find all of them right where I left them
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    • Hint to women: Move out of cities with lots of minorities and instead move to the suburbs or a small town
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    • Lmao if you're afraid then get a fucking gun. Having a gun makes you feel a LOT safer than being without one. If you cant force a rapist off of you because they are stronger then use a gun, hell even a knife would work.
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    • So stupid. Men arent evil or something to be afraid of. Bad people are. Men are afraid of bad people. We get raped and murdered by bad people too. Your sexism is completely unwarranted.
      smile 11 6
    • I like how all the female examples are stereotypical shit. Also I would jack off
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    • All these women scared of being raped, just carry a gun
      smile 9 7
    • Female muggers then take advantage of women who think they're somehow safe just because men don't exist anymore.
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    • Oh of course. I remember all those times that, as a man, I slammed down any hammock belonging to a woman, and drooled over every crop top. I remember basically saying Imma rape women walking past construction sites. And don't get me STARTED on night time joggers.
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    • I love how women assume men are all navy seal Assassin ninjas who go jogging at 2am without a care in the world. Statistically speaking we’re way more likely to be a victim of a violent crime, so maybe don’t blame us for literally all your problems.
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    • No women for 24 hours hmmmmmm, I would prolly build a house, fix all my cars, build a fucking dinning table, and cook some BBQ with the other 23 hours playing some Diablo 3.
      smile 9 1
    • Imagine being so weak, paranoid, and dillusional to think that sleeping with your window open for a single night is impossible while men exist.
      smile 9 2
    • “Enjoy a break from cleaning and cooking” sounds more like you have issues in your relationship if you’re expected to do that.
      smile 9 4
    • I speak for the mostly normal portion of women. This is not true, we don’t feel this way, I do whatever the fuck I want to a certain degree.
      vSella 9d
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    • The running at might shit is the funniest thing in the world. Why woman think that it’s safe for ANYONE, to run at night 😂
      smile 9 3
    • If there were no women for a day, I'd just relax and finally enjoy some God damned peace and quiet!
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    • There's no point in putting on my crop top on if there aren't any men around, tf
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    • Women are scared and paranoid of literally everything change my mind
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    • I’d be that one female that commits mass murder since all their defenses are down
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    • You get afraid every time you walk past a construction site? Not all construction workers are crude. You’re also not gonna get raped by a guy at his job. And no body cares if you run at night. You’re not gonna get raped. And dudes don’t sleep with the window open either cause we aren’t fucking dumb
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    • Imagine thinking you can't run at night, wear crop tops, sleep in your backyard, etc. simply because men exist
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    • This completely ignores the fact that gay rapists exist. Y’all dudes ever be sleeping outside in your hammock and some guy in scantily clad “police officer” from Homo Depot comes over and takes your pants off? Yeah, that’s right, women, we are victimized by hammock-related activities too
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    • Pfft. Women of the world Would suffer a fucking blitzkrieg from the spiders of the world and the unopened jars with us gone just for an hour
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    • I mean to be fair, as a male I don’t really want to do some of the things they listed at night because I just associate it with being unsafe. I feel like they just cling to the idea of a male perpetrator and blame men, when in fact people are just shitty?
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    • Women have been brainwashed into thinking most men are naturally evil and out to get them
      smile 9 1
    • What if the rapists had heard of the 24 hour plan and self identified as women beforehand? Who will protect you now Susan?
      Leghar 9d
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    • Pretty sure feminists can run at night, no one gonna touch that ugly shit
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    • Men don’t give a flying fuck about what women wear
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    • If there was no men for 24 hours every nuclear power plant on the planet would go critical 🤷🏻‍♂️
      GunHub 9d
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    • I'm a female, and frankly, this pisses me off. Men aren't dangerous, savage beasts looking to rape women at any opportunity.
      smile 10 8
    • If feminists want to complain about those things how about they take a look at FBI rape statistics? Next time they start shouting about “diversity“ or “refugees welcome“.
      smile 9 1
    • no women for a day I can watch a movie without having to answer a million fucking questions
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    • If women didn't exist for 24 hours, I would be able to shop for the whatever the fuck I want at the mall without having to wait an entire hour by dressing rooms at a JC Penny or Dillards
      smile 8 2
    • All the things that women stated were things they could do with men around and half are restricted by other women
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    • Women then forget about women serial killers and rapists who would take advantage of the situation
      smile 8 5
    • Any women who is worried about what a man thinks of what they're wearing are retarded. Legit men don't give a shit what you wear, it's other women who judge you
      smile 9 9
    • Girls act like other women don’t commit crimes too
      smile 9 5
    • Acting like women dont commit crimes against other women...
      smile 8
    • Lol men are more likley to suffer from violent crimes than women. Men get sexually assaulted more in this country. And do ppl still catcall?? Lol feminism...
      smile 9 2
    • You can do all that shit when men are there, what kinda fuckery?
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    • I guess what women don't realize is, it's not strangers who are the problem. When you're a victim of an attack or rape or whatever it's usually always by someone you know and trust. Not some random construction worker or someone hunting women at night. Like cmon.
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    • Men don’t give a shit what you wear. Your tits and ass jiggle regardless. Men won’t say anything, except compliments. My girlfriend runs at night. With a gun, sometimes. But wait, some of y’all wanna take those away! Ever heard “I wasn’t raped because I was armed”? It’s real. Y’all have this twisted
      Oopsy 9d
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    • I kinda love the fact that the women think that other women cant be thieves or murderers.
      smile 8 1
    • I'm pretty sure 24 hours is long enough for nuclear reactors to melt down if they aren't manned.
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    • Nice to see that feminism is doing all the ground work towards equality. I didnt know that women were incapable of committing any violent crimes.
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    • I’ve definitely been harassed by other women though. Like it’s not just men who sexually harass ppl. It’s just crappy ppl who sexually harass other ppl.
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    • Have these people never been to a highschool? Girls already wear whatever the fuck they want
      smile 8
    • And now you can see the majestic man in his natural state masturbating on his front porch as God intended it
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    • The girls would have a day off work because all there bosses would be gone too
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    • Yo my fellow girls if you didn’t know other women also commit violent stupid harmful acts you’re no more safe with no guys fr and you can do what you want any day dumbasses
      smile 8 3
    • Women have been convinced that rape is a lot more common than it is and honestly that’s some evil shit
      smile 8 4
    • Why are women so fragile. You don’t wanna sleep under the stars you wanna have the idea of it. Most of these girls can’t even fit in hammocks smh
      smile 11 1
    • Women do realize it’s not safe for men to run or have headphones on at night too, right?
      smile 8 3
    • Why is it that women think guys are the ones who torment them for what they wear when it’s actually other women
      smile 8 6
    • The women would find out that men aren’t the only ones who commit crimes
      smile 8
    • It is a feminist blog that posted the first one so of course all the answers are like that
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    • Bitches will walk down the street with their tits hanging out and feel assaulted when someone looks
      smile 9 1
    • That last woman who's like "I would wear whatever I want" bitch no you wouldn't Karen would totally mock you for it.
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    • Dude women are so melodramatic
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    • Like there aren't female murderers or thieves
      smile 8 2
    • When youre so socially retarded that you have a panic attack whenever you walk in front of a building that may have people in it
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    • 🎶Jack On! *Fap! Fap!* Jack Off! *Fap! Fap!* The Jacker!🎶
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    • I'm a guy yet I never sleep with my window open. Mainly because we have something called.... Air Conditioning? I'd be more worried about mosquitoes getting in than the possibility of rape.
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    • Men could go out and not have to worry about false rape accusations.
      smile 8
    • Not have to worry about sexual harassment charges, finally make darker jokes with friends IN the house, help small children w/o being called a predator, miss my kind and understanding GF.
      talan7 9d
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    • Are women really that pathetically afraid of the world? Maybe if you lived in Detroit or New York or something.
      smile 9 11
    • Women are gone! 🦀🦀🦀
      smile 8
    • Women really acting like women are physically incapable of doing anything wrong
      smile 9
    • if you have a panic attack when you walk by a construction site you’re delusional and need help.
      Kurty 9d
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    • Women literally believe that all men are out to kill them wtf
      smile 8
    • Jack on (clap) (clap) jack off
      smile 8 1
    • The greatest episode of jackass would be created
      smile 8
    • If all women were gone there would probably be a massive party full of guys being dudes
      smile 8
    • Women only wanted equality after the work got less labor intensive. Before that they were happy they didn’t have to do shit but house work
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    • Really sad that the media and society has made a lot of women so paranoid even though they have a much smaller chance of getting hurt than they think. And instead of learning self defense and taking the imagined risk, they just blame men.
      smile 8 6
    • Wtf... I run at night and sleep with my window open! These women are idiots. How can you rope all men into that dumb shit. Imagine how mad these same women would be if men said "drive down the road without fear of having to drive on the same road as a women"
      smile 8 1
    • Women act like men are so awful but most women wouldn’t have a thing if it wasn’t for a man in their life
      smile 9 1
    • Note how all the things they women said they would do, they could do already.
      smile 8 6
    • Why that bitch acting like she can’t sight see cause there’s men here? FUCK I hate today’s Feminists, to many extremists
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    • If there were no women I would go for a run at night without being at risk of being thought of as a predator
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    • God somebody shut these women the fuck up. Don’t flatter yourself, I’ll bet 90% of random men couldn’t give a fuck about you. Panic attacks n shit, fucking pussies.
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    • Im confused are they saying women are unable to commit crime?!? Its 2019 women can commit crimes if they want it! Equal opportunity!
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    • "Jack on" 😂
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    • No women for a day? Enjoy the peace and quiet. 😂
      smile 7
    • These women need to sterilize themselves.
      _yep_ 9d
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    • If you honest to god think you cant do basic things like that because of men, you're weak.
      smile 7
    • All actions listed by the females showed total weakness and complete dependence. They shall be executed at the town square tomorrow at sundown
      smile 9
    • Y'all know you would rent movies from me don't lie
      smile 7 4
    • Why is it that most women think that all guys want to get in their pants, like some of you ugly as fuck and your personality is even worse, you ain’t gotta make men disappear for a whole day magically you could just start spouting some dumb shit and they’ll leave
      smile 7 4
    • Women could still do all those things even with men on the planet though
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    • If men were gone for a whole day, who would be around to stop the fights women start? I’m sure the world would be in flames an hour into that time period
      smile 7 1
    • We can finally decide on where to eat, and also leave the toilet seat up
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    • Jack on * clap clap* jack off *clap clap*
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    • These are just the type of women who live in fear. I sleep with my window open. I run at night. I've never had an issue with any guy or someone breaking into my home. They're just glued to stereotypes. Not who men can really be. -_-
      AshCat 9d
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    • If women are outside and it turns night time, they construct a house outta dirt cause it’s the first night and they don’t have an axe yet
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    • “Wear whatever I wanted” bitch what only women criticize what other women wear
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    • drive without women on the road and get where I'm going 10x faster
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    • Women: do things they can do anyways but perceive they can’t because men. Men: literally nothing changes
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    • Walk past a construction site without having a panic attack? Fucking what? She acts like women get rapped in construction sites.
      smile 8 4
    • I don't let this get to me usually, and instead just try to resist the onslaught. But it hurts knowing that women are afraid of what women have told them men will do, and because of that, men are afraid to do anything that even remotely resembles what women have been told to be afraid of
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    • We’d all go out with our dude friends without fear of accusation of “seeing other hoes”
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    • Imagine thinking you can't sleep in your hammock at night because you think a man would just stroll past and rape you
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    • I think it’s fucked that these women have had bad experiences with some men to cause them to fear these things. I think it’s equally fucked though that they associate and generalize all men this way.
      smile 7 5
    • I would be able to drive around without the fear of a woman driver
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    • "Walk past a construction site without having a mild panic attack" bitch shut the fuck up
      smile 10 6
    • Wow I wish I could use an entire gender as an excuse for being weak and boring
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    • If there were no women for a day all these dudes would have to jack off to men and that’s gay
      smile 7 2
    • I love how feminists like to pretend anyone actually wants to rape them, most of them are disgusting and unrapeable
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    • It’s funny because all these girls could do all of that anyways. It’s not like every damn male around the world wants to rape you. Grow tf up
      smile 8 2
    • Probably couldn’t set up a hammock without a man
      rickyr 9d
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    • All the women say this as if other women wouldn't attack them ever
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    • I’d finally get some fucking peace and quiet
      smile 7
    • I hate paranoid feminists. Can we banish them to an island or something? Promise to ban all men and keep the kooks happy for a generation?
      smile 8 10
    • I do that stuff all the time some women are just bitchy and think men are toxic for no reason
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    • how do men affect your ability to walk past construction sites? not all men are douches. there are some that catcall, but it’s less than the majority of men.
      smile 8 6
    • if ur going past a construction site and having a mild panic attack, you need some mental help
      smile 7 1
    • “They are safe and happy during this 24 hour period” so the men are jerking off regardless of if they are the ones to dissapear or not
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    • Now, are the men in a state of non existence? Or are we off in like Valhalla, slamming mutton and chugging unlimited beer and whisky out of a magical goats tiddies?
      smile 7 4
    • Jesus Christ these women are delusional
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    • Sleep with your windows open... so you tryna say there’s no way a woman could rob your home?
      smile 8 1
    • Women love to victimise themselves
      smile 9 1
    • If you have a panic attack every time you go passed a construction site you have an issue with you
      smile 7 4
    • I cant understand the logic behind loving somewhere you feel threatened half the time, like either do something to ease your comfort, like buy mase, a taser or a gun, or move to an area that's less threatening.
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    • *Clap* *clap* Jack on *clap* *clap* jack off
      smile 8 2
    • Well this would certainly put those trans people in their place.
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    • Take all the kids of anti-vax moms to get them fuckin shots
      Higgo 9d
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    • I would make a slightly sexually charged joke at the water cooler in the office and not be reported to the higher ups for "unseemly and uncomforting attitude in the work place." That's right Susan I haven't forgotten
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    • Jack on *clap clap* jack off
      smile 7 1
    • Little do those women know is that you can always do those things. They just chose not to
      toast2 9d
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    • Women act like that can’t do any of that with men around. It’s just a fucking mental thing. What you think just because you wear a crop top means a mans gonna rape you? Or you set up a hammock and sleep under the stars, you think a mans gonna attack you or some shit? Wtf.
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    • Women act like there aren't female criminals
      smile 7 3
    • Go to the strip club and enjoy a $5 steak and fries without some naked woman shaking her tits in my face.
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    • Lesbian rapists gonna have a field day
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    • Leave your doors open? Men are gone, not burglars.
      smile 7
    • We don't need much. Just gonna take advantage of the privacy and jack off
      smile 7
    • Men alone for 24 hours we'd burn all the women clothes on earth and excitedly wait for them to return as an all nudest gender
      smile 7 2
    • Once saw an article like this, but it asked what women would do, if men had a 9pm curfew. The responses were similar to these, but I was thinking, "the men you really have to worry about, wouldn't obey the curfew anyway."
      smile 6 2
    • I’d burn down women’s clothing stores. Problem solved, no more shitty, overpriced girl clothes. You can have sizable pockets and still look fine now. You’re welcome.
      smile 8
    • I feel like guys are more afraid of women nowadays because how the courts and people are extremely biased against men and believes everything a woman says. Tbh, that’s why I don’t make moves for a relationship now. I don’t want to be arrested years from now for thinking I saw signs that are not ther
      smile 6 3
    • ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀs ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ʙᴇɢɪɴ!
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    • Wear whatever you wanted? Stop cooking? Use a hammock? That has nothing to do with men. Yalll just a bunch of retards
      smile 7
    • Jack on [clap clap] jack off [clap clap]
      Azuma_ 9d
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    • Why do women act like the cliche trope of catcalling construction workers is a real thing? Anytime i see construction sites the workers are working as intended and most of the time there’s a fence preventing anyone from seeing over it.
      smile 6
    • Disregard the fact there are female thieves and murderers but okay
      smile 6 2
    • These women are rediculous and love to play victim
      smile 6 28
    • Not be called a pig for being a guy for 1 whole day, itd be bliss
      smile 6
    • They do realize no ones stopping them from doing that shit other than themselves
      smile 6
    • I'm not saying that catcalling isn't disrespectful, but If you get a panic attack from that, then you have a problem.
      smile 6
    • If you have a “panic attack” from words, you’re part of the problem
      smile 8 4
    • some women are so fucking dramatic and overly reactive to this shit
      smile 6 3
    • It would be the Saturday to end all Saturdays, every guy on earth would come together to crack open a cold one, and nobody would be there to nag us
      smile 6
    • Them damn men stopping my ability to wear an article of clothing!
      smile 6
    • Didn't realize feminists were bitches. Not bitches as in women who bitch, bitches as in fucking scared of everything.
      smile 6
    • The first woman’s pfp looks like she’s ready to sue a man for looking in her direction
      smile 6 3
    • Well with a concealed carry license you can do all those things
      smile 6 1
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