• Women, imagine that for 24 hours, there were no men in the world. No men are being harmed in the creation of this hypothetical. They will all return. They are safe and happy wherever they are during this hypothetical time period. What would or could you do that day? 3:57 PM ~ 12/24/18 ~ Twitter for iPhone ' Replying to @emrazz RUN. AT. NIGHT.
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    • Why do men infringe on your ability to use a hammock
      Gecker 12d
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    • Jack on
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    • "Walk past a construction site without having a mild panic attack" ....we really don't need you in the gene pool
      McDoogs 12d
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    • Jack off
      xComet4 12d
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    • Women: “I can’t go running at night because of what a man might do to me!!” *what the woman looks like*:
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    • Imagine thinking that women are the only people who get worried when they walk at night
      Gotha 12d
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    • Yeah hammocks are impossible to set up when you have penises around.
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    • Dude I would sleep on all of my bed. Leave the toilet seat up. Visit my Sons without the drama of the baby mamas. Go fishing because I dont have that fucking honey do list. Visit my real friends. Get my Father-in-law shit faced because we can relate. Eat all my favorite foods without having to share
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    • Why does this bitch think construction workers stop whatever they're doing and rape every single time a female walks by
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    • Hey women. Guess what. 99.9999% of men don't care if you're "going on a long drive" or sleeping in a hammock or whatever. I own a landscape construction company. If ANY of my employees ever did something to harm a woman, they would be fired on the spot. Stop acting like were all out to get you.
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    • I've worked in construction for the last 5 years and have never seen anyone cat calling to women or even acknowledging them that just happens in movies
      dtrax96 12d
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    • All of these women's problems can be solved by just getting a concealed carry weapon permit
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    • Ah yes because every man has a uncontrollable need to rape
      Kozaki 12d
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    • All those women act like all men are rapists or something, when a man walks behind you at night, he probably lives near you and is getting to around the same place
      lilsucc 12d
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    • get totally shitfaced with the boys and probably fuck a trap on accident because I forgot there was no girls for the night
      Asstek 11d
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    • Women be like: *do things I can already do*
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    • It shows how weak you are if you let someone else’s existence, infringe on your freedom.
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    • So in both situations they'd do things they already can do. Interesting
      HypixL 12d
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    • Damn sick n tired of women treating men like the fuckin Antichrist
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    • Go to a bar without the feeling of condescension or women laughing behind my back. Maybe go live my daily life without once being compared to Nazis or the KKK, or being called all manner of horrible things just because I have a dick. Same thing i do every day, just wouldn't have to ignore it.
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    • Dear women: Most men are not psychopathic rapists. Your constant irrational fear of us is equivalent to a white guy who thinks every black person will try to rob him. Calm the fuck down.
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    • Sounds like some people have some serious issues if an entire selection of people have to be removed just to make them feel comfortable doing basic things. I know women that do this stuff already
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    • I love how we it's considered racist to be afraid of black people even though a large amount of violent crimes are committed by them, but it's not considered sexist for women to be afraid of all men because a few of them are violent.
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    • Cause if a woman let's her her guard down for a second passing a construction site they will all swarm around her and gangbang her ass
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    • Bold of them to assume there’s no lesbian rapists
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    • So according to women only men are criminals
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    • It's usually women who shame women on what they wear
      Manatea 12d
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    • This is exactly why I encourage women to exercise their second amendment right to carry a gun. You're significantly less likely to be a victim of you're armed and know how to use a gun
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    • On I'm sorry. I didnt know my dick was preventing Karen from fucking Ohio from posting her running times to her 12 followers while her 3 year old is clinging to life in the spare bedroom.
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    • They’re acting like men are the only ones who commit crimes
      JDC2000 12d
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    • I can legitimately understand the running/walking at night one alone, but the others make no sense to me
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    • No Caitlin No you fucking wouldn’t, you would go outside at night for 5 seconds and come back running in because there are bugs outside you stupid slut
      Rynli 12d
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    • Jack on, *clap clap* Jack off *clap clap
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    • I mean, there are other things I’d do than jack off. I’d go jogging at night without the worry of being called a creep, hang out in interesting places without being confused of a junky, ride a subway and give myself ball room. The stuff I’d get accused of being a terrorist for
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    • See my fucking kids
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    • That Caitlyn is clearly playing the victim card, fucking going on and on about nothing. You could easily take a drive with men existing on the earth, you could STILL, "sit under the stars" with men existing, its shit like this that annoys men, stop acting like we prevent you from doing all that
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    • Guys I think we should be honest. A lot of times women are treated like shit. And they aren't even the dumbass self-proclaimed feminists who are treated like shit. It's those who are quiet and it's honestly sad that women have to face such repurcussions.
      IdfcWbu 11d
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    • I think something that too many people don’t understand is... men aren’t the problem, really bad men are the problem
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    • I say let's do this so we can watch how literally nothing will change and eventually the world will burn because women can't stand each other.
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    • These women act ss if men are the only ones who commit crimes
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    • Poor woman. Men are so evil. Woman are gentle innocent souls that do nothing wrong and should be blamed for nothing in which they do because ultimately it was a mans fault somehow. Poor poor sweet faultless unaccountable woman.
      rude222 12d
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    • I'm not the only one thinking these women are paranoid as fuck right?
      sombra 12d
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    • Women who are afraid of doing all that are just pussies IMO. Unless you live in a big city or somewhere with a high crime rate, you're going to be fucking fine. I walk alone at night and feel no fear. Take some self defense classes bitches if you're really scared.
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    • order french fries, leave to use the bathroom, and coming back to find all of them right where I left them
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    • Hint to women: Move out of cities with lots of minorities and instead move to the suburbs or a small town
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    • Lmao if you're afraid then get a fucking gun. Having a gun makes you feel a LOT safer than being without one. If you cant force a rapist off of you because they are stronger then use a gun, hell even a knife would work.
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    • So stupid. Men arent evil or something to be afraid of. Bad people are. Men are afraid of bad people. We get raped and murdered by bad people too. Your sexism is completely unwarranted.
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    • I like how all the female examples are stereotypical shit. Also I would jack off
      DevilMF 12d
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    • All these women scared of being raped, just carry a gun
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    • Female muggers then take advantage of women who think they're somehow safe just because men don't exist anymore.
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    • Oh of course. I remember all those times that, as a man, I slammed down any hammock belonging to a woman, and drooled over every crop top. I remember basically saying Imma rape women walking past construction sites. And don't get me STARTED on night time joggers.
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    • I love how women assume men are all navy seal Assassin ninjas who go jogging at 2am without a care in the world. Statistically speaking we’re way more likely to be a victim of a violent crime, so maybe don’t blame us for literally all your problems.
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    • No women for 24 hours hmmmmmm, I would prolly build a house, fix all my cars, build a fucking dinning table, and cook some BBQ with the other 23 hours playing some Diablo 3.
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    • Imagine being so weak, paranoid, and dillusional to think that sleeping with your window open for a single night is impossible while men exist.
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    • “Enjoy a break from cleaning and cooking” sounds more like you have issues in your relationship if you’re expected to do that.
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    • I speak for the mostly normal portion of women. This is not true, we don’t feel this way, I do whatever the fuck I want to a certain degree.
      vSella 11d
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    • The running at might shit is the funniest thing in the world. Why woman think that it’s safe for ANYONE, to run at night 😂
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    • If there were no women for a day, I'd just relax and finally enjoy some God damned peace and quiet!
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    • There's no point in putting on my crop top on if there aren't any men around, tf
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    • Women are scared and paranoid of literally everything change my mind
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    • I’d be that one female that commits mass murder since all their defenses are down
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    • You get afraid every time you walk past a construction site? Not all construction workers are crude. You’re also not gonna get raped by a guy at his job. And no body cares if you run at night. You’re not gonna get raped. And dudes don’t sleep with the window open either cause we aren’t fucking dumb
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    • Imagine thinking you can't run at night, wear crop tops, sleep in your backyard, etc. simply because men exist
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    • This completely ignores the fact that gay rapists exist. Y’all dudes ever be sleeping outside in your hammock and some guy in scantily clad “police officer” from Homo Depot comes over and takes your pants off? Yeah, that’s right, women, we are victimized by hammock-related activities too
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    • Pfft. Women of the world Would suffer a fucking blitzkrieg from the spiders of the world and the unopened jars with us gone just for an hour
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    • I mean to be fair, as a male I don’t really want to do some of the things they listed at night because I just associate it with being unsafe. I feel like they just cling to the idea of a male perpetrator and blame men, when in fact people are just shitty?
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    • Women have been brainwashed into thinking most men are naturally evil and out to get them
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    • What if the rapists had heard of the 24 hour plan and self identified as women beforehand? Who will protect you now Susan?
      Leghar 12d
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    • Pretty sure feminists can run at night, no one gonna touch that ugly shit
      dawg440 12d
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    • Men don’t give a flying fuck about what women wear
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    • If there was no men for 24 hours every nuclear power plant on the planet would go critical 🤷🏻‍♂️
      GunHub 12d
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    • I'm a female, and frankly, this pisses me off. Men aren't dangerous, savage beasts looking to rape women at any opportunity.
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    • If feminists want to complain about those things how about they take a look at FBI rape statistics? Next time they start shouting about “diversity“ or “refugees welcome“.
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    • no women for a day I can watch a movie without having to answer a million fucking questions
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    • If women didn't exist for 24 hours, I would be able to shop for the whatever the fuck I want at the mall without having to wait an entire hour by dressing rooms at a JC Penny or Dillards
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    • All the things that women stated were things they could do with men around and half are restricted by other women
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    • Women then forget about women serial killers and rapists who would take advantage of the situation
      C0bWeb2 11d
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    • Any women who is worried about what a man thinks of what they're wearing are retarded. Legit men don't give a shit what you wear, it's other women who judge you
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    • Girls act like other women don’t commit crimes too
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    • Acting like women dont commit crimes against other women...
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    • Lol men are more likley to suffer from violent crimes than women. Men get sexually assaulted more in this country. And do ppl still catcall?? Lol feminism...
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    • You can do all that shit when men are there, what kinda fuckery?
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    • I guess what women don't realize is, it's not strangers who are the problem. When you're a victim of an attack or rape or whatever it's usually always by someone you know and trust. Not some random construction worker or someone hunting women at night. Like cmon.
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    • Men don’t give a shit what you wear. Your tits and ass jiggle regardless. Men won’t say anything, except compliments. My girlfriend runs at night. With a gun, sometimes. But wait, some of y’all wanna take those away! Ever heard “I wasn’t raped because I was armed”? It’s real. Y’all have this twisted
      Oopsy 11d
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    • I kinda love the fact that the women think that other women cant be thieves or murderers.
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    • I'm pretty sure 24 hours is long enough for nuclear reactors to melt down if they aren't manned.
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    • Nice to see that feminism is doing all the ground work towards equality. I didnt know that women were incapable of committing any violent crimes.
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    • I’ve definitely been harassed by other women though. Like it’s not just men who sexually harass ppl. It’s just crappy ppl who sexually harass other ppl.
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    • Have these people never been to a highschool? Girls already wear whatever the fuck they want
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    • And now you can see the majestic man in his natural state masturbating on his front porch as God intended it
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    • The girls would have a day off work because all there bosses would be gone too
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    • Yo my fellow girls if you didn’t know other women also commit violent stupid harmful acts you’re no more safe with no guys fr and you can do what you want any day dumbasses
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    • Women have been convinced that rape is a lot more common than it is and honestly that’s some evil shit
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    • Why are women so fragile. You don’t wanna sleep under the stars you wanna have the idea of it. Most of these girls can’t even fit in hammocks smh
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    • Women do realize it’s not safe for men to run or have headphones on at night too, right?
      smile 8 3
    • Why is it that women think guys are the ones who torment them for what they wear when it’s actually other women
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    • The women would find out that men aren’t the only ones who commit crimes
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    • It is a feminist blog that posted the first one so of course all the answers are like that
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    • Bitches will walk down the street with their tits hanging out and feel assaulted when someone looks
      Datscat 12d
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    • That last woman who's like "I would wear whatever I want" bitch no you wouldn't Karen would totally mock you for it.
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