• Women: "He needs to be at least 6ft, give
me 70% of his salary, and he needs to be
able to watch "Up" without crying"
Men: I want a girl who's not fat
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    • It’d be the ugliest bitches with the highest standards
      C0NQUERE 14 jan
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    • Women: we want equal pay Also Women: GiVe mE aLL yOuR iNcOmE
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    • Even if I did manage to pull off the first two, the third would be damn near impossible.
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    • 70%? Get a fucking job
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    • 70% fuck you bitch the only one who gets to take a percentage of my income is the government
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    • 6ft? Check. 70% of my salary? How about 80%. Watching “UP” without crying? Impossible. Never going to happen. Literally the opening song makes me tear up. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ABOUT HIS WIFE.
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    • Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll? Or even better, you hate women and minorities?
      OM64 13 jan
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    • As a female, I literally just want someone to love me like I love them, no matter what happens. I don't give a fuck what you look like i wanna marry my best friend and if that person is fat af I don't care I'd love them the same. Honestly people fight about which gender is better and in my opinion
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    • Judging a man for crying during a good movie?
      DArtagnan 13 jan
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    • 70 percent?! Are you shitting me. Either you’re bad at math and retarded or a super greedy cunt that needs to perish from this world.
      The_Spins 13 jan
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    • I just want Anna and Elsa to be real so I can fuck them.
      Fr0zen 13 jan
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    • I have a friend who’s a bit on the ugly side and I swear she has a fucking list of traits she’s looking for in a partner and she needs to tone it the fuck down because she’s got so many flaws of her own. Biggest reason why she’s single at 30
      ugak8b 14 jan
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    • No one can watch Up without crying
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    • My crush lowered the fuck out of standerds for me. I'm not ugly but I ain't eye candy. I'm not rich but I ain't broke. She's very interested in me as I am in her. She's no dime, but she's actually the woman of my dreams. It's not all about looks. It's about communication and trust. We have both.
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    • How DARE you ask me not to cry during Up?
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    • Bing bong makes me sob like a little girl.
      k_ramz 14 jan
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    • It's bitches like that who are only interested in you for the money. To the bitchy gold diggers of our beloved planet: why don't you just get your own job to pay for your own god damn bills? No one can afford to give you 70% of their income, because everyone is dealing with their own expenses.
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    • That’s what Anna and Elsa are gonna look like when I get my hands on them
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    • The only girl that gets 70% of my money is my daughter
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    • Like I don’t mind girls that are thicc and that means thicc not fat there is a difference. Ladies just don’t seem to realize this. I’m not the skinniest guy ever but I also workout every day half these girls don’t even make an effort and expect a 6ft guy who makes 100k a year to fuck them when(cont)
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    • If you watch UP without crying you have no soul. I have never cried during any other movie but to this die UP turns me into a little girl😂
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      Muschi 13 jan
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    • On a talk show there was this male guest who was talking about how his wife locked him in a 3 story apartment and took the door handle so he had to jump off the balcony and he broke his legs arms and back and the entire audience of women laughed.
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    • cowchoper 13 jan
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    • I must be the only one who doesn't cry at movies or TV shows
      jaeare 13 jan
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    • I'm not letting even my parents 2% of my salary this bitch wants 70%?
      bigbiggus 13 jan
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    • Oh society
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    • Honestly didnt care about the caption and just liked because of the picture
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    • Hey it's my PFP
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    • I’m a pretty fit guy and I actually think girls who are a little bit chubby are hotter than skinny girls. I don’t mean fat girls who look like a can of busted biscuits, I mean a little chubby. That’s so much hotter to me
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    • You guys really pretend that your only requirement is not fat but anytime y’all see a woman’s picture who is not a 10/10 is on iFunny you guys go crazy in the comments saying “she’s ugly”
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    • Women don’t say this. Stop perpetuating your own insecurities on memes you incels
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    • Up without crying???? Fuck your 70% I’m gonna cry to up if I damn well please
      cakesulli 13 jan
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    • Bro who tf can watch up without crying
      Ruft 13 jan
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    • For the first time ever I had water come flying out of my nose from laughter today and it hurt like fucking hell
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    • Anyone who can watch up without crying is a monster. Is that what you want???
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    • PorkSword 13 jan
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    • Marriage is the worst idea if you are a modern man, you are risking the better half of your life and still have to pay her if she plays weak in court and makes them pity her then you are financially fucked
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    • Glad im not fat. 115Ibs to be exact.
      iNesty 13 jan
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    • People give women money?
      fookme 13 jan
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    • Ngl y’all, I’ve never cried while watching a movie, coco got close because fuuuuuuuuuckkkk, and a silent voice because I’ve been in some dark times lately and I really love that movie, but I’ve never cried while watching a movie
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    • Man imma cry when I watch that and nobody is allowed to be mad about it
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    • Uh oh. I smell the neckbeards already
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    • Y’all hate on women so much but probably can’t even muster enough strength to look at one. You wouldn’t know if that’s what a woman actually wants. Fuckin stupid.
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    • Bro I just want a good looking girl with a big dick
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    • Just watched up last night, basically impossible.
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    • Fat bitch
      Reign 13 jan
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    • so will women have to be drafted? or are they too weak. i think they should join for equality, but i dont they they would be strong enough. because of this, they shouldnt have equal rights
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    • When you just keep pumping sperm
      Triv 15 jan
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    • Deadass. At least you can control fat.
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    • Bro you just posted cringe
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    • Incels are so dumb, as if people haven’t been interested in how a woman looks since basically the dawn of time. Why tf would it surprise anyone now?
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    • Yo why would I give a girl 70% of my income if 50% of my income goes to rent?
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    • Double standards bois
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    • “He needs to watch UP without crying” also women: “why don’t you cry? Are you a psychopath or something?”
      VexRuby 13 jan
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    • I’m not even 5’ 7”. You KNOW you’re short when you have to use quarters of an inch.
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    • I’ve never said anyhing like that in my life
      sminkel 15 jan
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    • Ya really out here acting like this "meme" is even remotely true, then shitting on women over a meme clearly made by an insecure man
      st0nks 14 jan
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    • I want a dude that has a great sense of humor, can relate to me, and at least have a job. We can take turns buying each others meals. Or go Dutch, don't care
      KisaM 14 jan
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    • I want a feature I had this meme first
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    • No seriously though like shut the fuck up if you think a girl over 110 is obese
      Edab 14 jan
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    • I don't care if the girl is fat tbh as long as she isn't super duper fat I'd be down. Hugs are better tbh
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    • Foreal women ain’t shit anymore
      yomamah 13 jan
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    • Thicc but not fat
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    • Cum nose
      nairnia 13 jan
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    • Footage 13 jan
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    • 70% get a job the most I do is 40
      M3NTALF0X 13 jan
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    • But I just want someone to made me like I love them
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    • We all want love. Yall just gotta stop being choosing beggars sometimes.
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    • Third one is inhumanly possible
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    • Watching Up without crying is fucking easy. People really cried when watching that movie? I get it that it’s pretty sad but I don’t see why to cry.
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    • Nearing six foot, up isn't sad and 70%? You can fuck right off
      IAm4evr 13 jan
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    • Has any Woman ever really said that though? Or even implied it? Not a white knight but women really aren't that horrible.
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    • Do people really give each other money based on percentages? Am I the only one who just pools all my money together with my spouse, and shares it because you’re married and make financial decisions together?
      The_Lime 13 jan
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      SirTaxeoo 13 jan
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    • Not horny didnt laugh
      Jort 13 jan
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    • Why do you have high standards but someone asks for one thing and they go insane
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    • The challenge is to get me to watch Titanic without laughing
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    • Watch Up without crying? Sorry honey, that shit doesn't exist.
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    • As a woman I’m here to tell you that I’m marrying my best friend, I make my own money to spend and we take turns paying for dates. Look for a woman who is interested in your heart not a bitch who is interested in money. There are more good women than you think I promise. Good luck!
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    • But a lot of yall do want fat girls
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    • Bruh I just want her to have titties
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    • Honestly I just wanna guy that looks like a stick, 😔🖐 idec if ur ugly
      mxxari_ 16 jan
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    • Can you guys stop jerking each other off
      Nickyp 16 jan
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    • I can do like one of those
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    • Man idk what y'all talking bout I love chubby bitches 😂
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    • There's at least three memes in this post... how?
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    • They don’t even have to be like perfectly in shape everyone everyone loves a nice pillow not a fucking rock
      chronoBoi 16 jan
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    • How about Ill pay half the bills and you pay the other half and then we combine our income and compromise faurly in what to do with the rest including investments. Skip the stupid box and internet crap and NEVER watch anything and enjoy each others comapny instead? But 15 min. IFunny toilet time?ok.
      UnPC 16 jan
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    • What the fuck kinda girls yall be talking to?
      user_nope 16 jan
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    • Can't watch up without crying sorry GTFO -manly men
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    • I’m sorry that you all are choosing the crappy women.
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    • Uh no, even if I ever wanted a guy, I'd want him to be able to express himself in whatever way he wanted around me. Fuck this "men need to be emotionally strong" bullshit, no one deserves to feel oppressed into hiding their true self. If someone cries during Up, fucking let them you cunts
      Weissicle 16 jan
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    • That’s unrealistic expectations. No one can watch Up without crying.
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    • Not this shit again
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