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    • Woman: real men do this and that😘😏 man: well I like a woman who can- woman: omg why do I have to live up to your standards 😡😭😭
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    • Never compare a womans weight to a mans height. A womans weight is at least partially her own fault.
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    • I hate being a woman sometimes. The bitch ones are too loud so now I’m a bitch too by association.
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    • The thing is, anyone with any sense of maturity realizes how fucked up it is to make fun of either of these things. Sex and relationships and self esteem are hard enough without the internet making you feel like shit about your genitals too. Whatever you've got, there's someone who will love it.
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    • Just remember a woman’s dick is literally 0 inches long
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    • Seriously though, Don't make fun of people's dicks and vaginas. They can't control how they look or their size, and insulting them just hurts their self-esteem
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    • Being a woman does suck but at least we can talk about our emotions. I mean, poor guys. Most of them can't talk about how they feel because society will call them weak.... To any guy who read that just know you shouldn't be afraid to talk about how you feel. You are human too.
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    • Bippity boppity women are property
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    • Every time her panties drop a voice booms out of nowhere "we have the meats!
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    • The phrase "roast beef pussy" is even funnier without sexual context
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    • the amount of people who think that labia length= usage is quite jarring. same as with the length of your penis, women’s labia’s stay the same throughout their lifetime. also the vagina is a muscle, the only thing that affects tightness is giving birth. no amount of dick makes a vagina “looser.”
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    • Both are genetic, so it's not exactly fair to make fun of
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    • But... they’re not wrong tho. Both male and female genitals look disgusting so no one should really get that butt hurt over a silly comment like that. We’re all equally gross, period!
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    • Yea the double standard is disgusting same with height they love to make fun of short men but don't you dare mention their weight even though they can actually change that.
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    • Name a guy who don't like arbees though...
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    • “I swear, it’s my first time!” Bitch! Then why did I just unwrap an Arby’s Roast Beef and Cheddar?!
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    • Women: I don't like fat guys. Men: I don't like fat women. Women: Scumbag, how fucking dare y-
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    • Why make fun of either of those things? People can't help what their genitals look like
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    • Women just attack where your most vulnerable because they know they can’t win a logical argument, and expect it to destroy you, but when your unfazed and reply with an equally placed insult, they play their trump card: be a bitch about it cus they didn’t win.
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    • Alternative caption; Women: Haha, 5’10” midget! Men: 300lb whale. Women:
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    • Tbh if you think someones genitals is supposed to look like a porn star (male or female) you're probably a shit human being who spends all their time alone and will be alone forever
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    • Nowadays I’ll even take roast beef
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    • woman just as sensitive as black people.
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    • Damn. Pornography has fucked y’all up.
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    • Or we can stop insulting each other's nether regions, have some respect for others lol
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    • Roast beef pussy is infinitely better
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    • A woman is easier to break phycologically and physical, men are superior
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    • It's not small :( Ok if it's small let me try sticking it in your mouth. If you don't gag I'll admit defeat?
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    • Omg A non video feature what a miracle
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    • i think everyone hates women on this app lmao
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    • Fight me if youd like but women in my opinion who are like that should burn in hell
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    • I don't get how women can roast the hell out of men and hit them, yet men can't do that work women
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    • one time i almost went down on this girl that smelled like room temperature ham, im a nasty nigga, but i aint that nasty i left her hanging
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    • He just mad his dick a snack and my pussy a meal
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    • I have a small dick so if I was about to have sex with a girl and she pulled out her meat mountain of a pussy from Arby’s I probably wouldn’t care lol
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    • 1 out of the 20 features that isn't a fucking video finally
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    • Men: i like vagina😏 Women:
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    • I bet your pussy looks like a brisket
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    • I don’t see the problem with a small dick or a pussy that looks like roast beef. As long as you and your partner are satisfied with each other, that’s all that matters
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    • Funny when women get all mad they have small tits (anything less than a D cup), but act like they need 8 inches when they cant even feel more than 3
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    • I think we all need to realize that MOST GENITALS look... Not good?
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    • Cant control dick size but can control fish smell
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    • If you can't handle shit thrown at you don't throw shit at us
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    • I don't get offended by small dick jokes anymore because I found out the I'm actually like an inch and a half above the American average. Not much girth tho. It's ya boi skinny dick.
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    • Women are evolutionarily unable to handle criticism or accountability
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    • #women only want the good shit of gender equality
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    • Hey.. you fuck with us we fuck with you. Don't get upset
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    • Do you ever wonder what fish smelled like before women started swimming?
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    • Dicks and Pussys aren’t attractive get over it
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    • I mean nothing wrong with either of those... they both get the job done.
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    • Everyone’s an asshole. Move on with your life. I’m tired of this back and fourth with these memes
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    • This is what really annoys me when everyone will cheer on a woman while she insults a guy but then the guy comes up with the come back and then everyone will hate the guy and shame him forever
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    • it’s actually quite good, i take mine with a little bit of Sriracha sauce
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    • Women who go around talking about dick like that are just so immature.
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    • Women's equality or, superiority? What y'all women ACTUALLY trying to get here?
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    • Height is genetics. Can't do anything about that. Weight on the other hand... 😂
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    • I don't get why some people will try to roast someone else but then get offended when they spit back
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    • Wow, a feature that isn’t a video!
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    • Women love talking all the shit but can't take nothing. Calling them a name doesn't even bother them they just want to win at taking shit #facts
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    • Stupid women deleting my comment
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    • At least you can control your weight, we can't control our height
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    • Banged Sally Field back on her 18th birthday. Has meat curtains that hang so low you could tie them into a bow.
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    • Honestly I prefer average sized dicks (~5-6”). My cervix is low so anything more hurts and on top of that I’m more externally stimulated so a big dick isn’t needed... and they’re easier to give head to lol
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    • I've never understood why women want a gigantic cock. Like I get wanting a "big" one for the most pleasure but if nothing but 9inches or more gets you off you probably already have the YUGIOH set of STDs
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    • I hate double standards. If a girl fucks a lot of dudes she is a bitch, but if a guy does it then its gay smh
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    • Wome have the most supported cushioned lives in the solar system and they still cry and complain while men endure harsh reality in silence. And THATS why misogynists exist.
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    • Women love talking shit but can't take it 😂👌
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    • I honestly don’t give a fuck about the size of a guys penis
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    • I’d say I got a medium dick, it can talk to ghosts
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    • I knew a bitch that legitimately looked like she had a brain between her legs
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    • Working in a restaurant, a cook asked me to cut them off 6” of bread. My bud next to me says “that’s not 6”. I know 6””. And I say “oh do u?” And he’s like “subtract 2” and u got mah dick.” I laughed so hard... for whatever reason... he didn’t nearly as much as I did...
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