• 532 comments

    • I cant believe that kid didnt even make one stair
      Shadosai 16 dec
      4.6K 112
    • Seriously I'm a girl and it is so hypocritical when other women make fun of men's height or size. All men are beautiful.
      3.1K 557
    • Women always pull the “small dick”, “you short”, “you broke”, etc. cards while they jobless, lookin like a day gremlin, mooching off their parents and sleeping with every guy that looks at them and they still got the nerve to say “QUEEN! 😜” on their insta bios
      Denbu 16 dec
      993 133
    • Obviously fake, women aren't smart enough to say big words like that
      149 6
    • It’s funny cause they want something we don’t really have control over since it’s genetics and the other can control weight
      Apocaliptic 16 dec
      11 11
    • Men: with your current weight as a human being, I am not interested in partaking any sort of romantic/sexual activities with you due to my own personal preferences in women. Please do not assume because of this, that I dislike you.
      KingOfNerds5 16 dec
      11
    • I don't care if your dick is short, you got hands, a mouth, and I have a vibrator. We got this together. 🤣
      10 9
    • I lowkey have faith that gen z is going to fix all this bullshit culture that the millenials have cultivated.
      11 4
    • dick length doesn’t really do anything to make a woman orgasm. girth & knowing what to do with the clit is what does it
      9
    • Is it bad that I'm a girl and I find incredibly sexist comments funny? I laugh when I see a "go back to the kitchen" comment on a feminist post, and follow a bunch of feminist accounts because everything they post makes me laugh
      ladylike 17 dec
      10 10
    • Your sister thought it was big enough
      DeadHermit 16 dec
      9 4
    • Who says this to their man?? Like honey, you literally have no control over dick size. Doesn't make you less of a man. You're doing your best.
      8
    • What if I told you that penis size has nothing to do with a woman’s climax. Women need clitoris stimulation for a climax. There’s actually no such thing as a vaginal climax it’s made up to make men feel that their penis is necessary
      8 19
    • A women can only feel 4 inches of dick no matter what. A women who claims they love long dick is just a whore looking for an excuse to sleep with 100 dudes. It’s not natural to have a big dick and most women can’t even fit more than 7 inches in them at a time. So u got us less inches.
      Toshy 17 dec
      8 1
    • AlexPlus 16 dec
      8
    • I mean, yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever had a Dr Pepper?
      The_Ghoosh 16 dec
      8 5
    • Bet shes one of those that just lays there too. Makes the dude do all the work.
      8
    • This happened to me. In my freshman year i was sat next to a sophmore girl who went on a rant about how ugly, weird, and etc i am and that id never get laid. I spit back and said that i didnt have to be a slut like her and i got fucking SUSPENDED. Its a womans world now and they cant admit it
      tupper3 18 dec
      7 3
    • Also, most women can’t achieve climax with penetration, alone. You’d know if you ever ASKED US
      that_1_user 17 dec
      8 14
    • "How tall are you" "how much do you weigh"
      7
    • I don’t give a damn about caption,that poor little guy seemed to be very scared
      Dovahkiin707 16 dec
      7
    • Can't control the size but you can control weight ya bitch
      Rockypete 16 dec
      7
    • I hooked up with this guy that had a big dick (8in). It hurt too much to enjoy.. Although it brought him a lot of attention, he said it makes dating much harder because a lot more girls don’t like how big it is! A lot of girls prefer a smaller dick because they can only fit like 5-6inches in.
      DitWitts 16 dec
      7 4
    • Its not the guys fault if she cant get off without being violently gangbanged by 3 anaconda cocks
      big_haas88 16 dec
      7
    • HELP HE IS SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME
      7 1
    • Funny thing is that you can control one of them
      myse1f34 16 dec
      7 1
    • Honestly, you don’t have to have a big penis for a woman to achieve an orgasm. You don’t even have to penetrate. You just have to know where the clitoris is and you’re good to go
      Unava12 16 dec
      7 5
    • Women can’t control how tight their vagina is the same way a guy can’t control how small/big his penis is. In fact, the more “loose” a woman’s vagina is, the more comfortable she is with you. Women’s bodies naturally open up more when they trust their partner.
      8 10
    • I like men who are 6 inches tall with 6 ft long dicks.
      sarabuggy13 18 dec
      6
    • Only 30% of women can achieve orgasm through penetration, so if she doesn't cum it isn't cause your dick is too small. Just gotta get a little bit of that clit stimulation
      6 2
    • Y’all know vaginas are just inverted penises right? Like a woman when not aroused is also 3-4” deep and 6-7 inches when aroused to accommodate penises, and anything larger is uncomfortable. Also to make women really climax don’t worry about penetration, rub her clit and make the experience enjoyable
      xyz0808 16 dec
      7 4
    • We can't control our dick sizes but at least you can control your fucking obesity
      6 5
    • Fellas, the national average is 4-6in. It’s ok. Sex isn’t everything either. Don’t make that the primary focus of your life. If a woman can’t appreciate you for more than that, then she isn’t worth your time.
      Joe012594 16 dec
      6 1
    • Reaching climax isn't even about size. I also hate when women try to belittle men because of their size. Like, bruh....its not even dudes fault - genes.
      Carmen_xD 16 dec
      6
    • If your dick small learn tongue ninjitsu
      6
    • Size doesn't really matter, not the man's fault you got a loose ho pussy
      dcpally 16 dec
      7 4
    • Women don't climax as easily because in nature they're supposed to be gang banged by like 5 different men for optimal chance at conception.
      9 3
    • Girls don’t like being judged about anything but will say a guy is too short within 5 minutes of meeting him
      JackBorch 16 dec
      6 5
    • This is just a more realistic version of the Pikachu surprised meme change my mind.
      JoynerLucas 18 dec
      5
    • I don't know a single girl who cares about dick size
      5 9
    • Is that that hamster that would scream... and this was posted *let me check* hmmm.... before that other meme?
      5 2
    • If a woman ever calls you small dont worry cause there is more than one way to please that pussy remeber that
      6 3
    • It’s not the size, it’s how you use it
      that_1_user 17 dec
      5
    • Honestly all I care about is someone I can laugh with that loves dogs as much as I do, and is kind. Stuff like that is way more important.
      5
    • You can't help your height, your dick size, that's just it. Women wanna complain about that shit, but don't wanna hear about your weight or that nasty ass make up you got on, shit you CAN fix but seem to fuck up.
      5
    • When guys height and dick size can’t be controlled but chicks weight can
      Naroodles 17 dec
      5 1
    • Written by someone who has never had sex
      5
    • Where my small gang at 😔
      5 2
    • You can literally get a woman off with your tongue. Your dick size is fine fellas, stop being so damn insecure about it. If a girl actually said that to you, its because she hates you as a person and is attacking your insecurities to hurt you. It really has nothing to do with your dick size.
      5 2
    • HybridD 16 dec
      5
    • And y’all women wonder why we turn to sex bots and anime tiddies
      6
    • I guy could have a 1 inch peener and I would be happy as long as he loved me and cuddled me and told crappy joked that make me laugh
      _MadisonMae_ 16 dec
      5
    • The average silver back gorilla has an erection length of 1.5 inches or 4 cm so don’t feel bad boys, some of y’all got dicks bigger than a gorilla😂😂
      5
    • To kukka, since my comment kept getting deleted(thanks) By this logic, if you're lucky and a man lets you have sex with him, be humble and respectful of his genitalia. And if you are not satisfied, talk with him. Maybe more can be done to get you there. Don't be a fat right and think you are superior
      DcentGaming_ 16 dec
      6 1
    • Average is literally 5.1 bitches accept it or get lost
      5 16
    • There are other ways to get women off beside basic penetration, not every tool in a toolbox is right for ever job but make sure you’ve got the toolbox to begin with
      5
    • That’s why you fuck kids, it’s bigger for them
      TomTomphson 16 dec
      12 51
    • Somehow they percieve mocking ones genetics somehow less offensive than something one can actually control and maintain
      Juvenalian 20 dec
      4 1
    • All men have big dicks idc if you consider yourself to be micro it’s still big. Y’all need to uplift y’all selves fellas
      Tlamacazqui 18 dec
      4 1
    • Can’t control the size of our dicks. Y’all can control the size of your bodies tho.
      Jay797 18 dec
      4
    • Penis length doesn’t matter as much as width. I don’t care if your dick is 12 inches if it feels like I’m being fucked by a pencil. Ur dick could also b 5 inches but it’ll feel amazing cuz it’s thick.
      thaicha 17 dec
      4 3
    • Small dick, fine whatever, but you can’t be mad at a girl wanting to cum every once in a while - figure it out 🙄
      4 9
    • It's funny how if you ask a girl how much she weighs or how big is her breast cup size then you get called a pig and objectifying women. Yet when women do the exact same thing to a guy's height then it's just "preference"
      4 1
    • Have you ever noticed that every girl has a different definition of “hoe” and they are never a hoe
      4 1
    • This is the new pikachu meme
      Psichlone 17 dec
      4
    • The girl my ex dated before me told him his dick is small and he was so self conscious about it with me what a fucked up move
      NotFunnyer 17 dec
      4
    • The G-Spot is 2-3 inches into the vaginal canal. So anything 3 inches or more cuts it. Boys, you good.
      4 6
    • In 2019 respecting women is canceled
      5
    • JayBerwari 16 dec
      4
    • You can say I have a little dick. That’s ok. Because I still fucked you and thats all that matters.
      4 1
    • Maybe if you saved yourselves for marriage and didn’t fuck every guy on the football team your pussy wouldn’t be so loose and you’d have more pleasure.
      thelamb99 16 dec
      4 3
    • Men are gross. Women are too. Everybody sucks 👿
      4
    • "You are very fat, and your lack of alternating curves makes it difficult for me to become aroused. Because of this, you are not feminine and should feel bad."
      4
    • Women: "I want a man who's tall, handsome, and has a soft spot for animals but also tough." Men: "I want a girl with a nice body, friendly, and can cook." Listen, we all have our standards. No bias please.
      theisac 16 dec
      5 3
    • flooff 16 dec
      4
    • Half my dick skin was cut off as a baby, woulda felt thicker with it you whalw
      hewillslayu 16 dec
      4 14
    • Genetics are a bitch.
      4
    • Yeah this specific double standard is very dumb. Being fat is something we can control, but the size of a penis isn't something we control.
      4 11
    • It ain't the size of the boat, it's how ya rock it.
      LumberDiesel 16 dec
      4
    • Me, a woman who literally gives 0 fucks: Lol yeah you right
      Llamalpaca 16 dec
      4
    • Welcome to America where there are double standards so don't think everyone is equally or anything like that and where if a girl doesn't like you she can accuse you of rape from years ago with no proof and still go to jail. Where guys have no chance of custody battles
      BongMarley 21 dec
      4
    • Honestly, I have the most fun with guys that have small dicks. Half of them are growers not showers, and even if they're small both hard and flaccid, they're usually amazing at other things to compensate
      AriaTheGreat 18 dec
      3 1
    • And fuck all that talk about “accepting your size and learn how to use” just destroy that pussy and eat her out. “Every man a king” - Huey Long
      Tlamacazqui 18 dec
      3
    • I had a woman who wanted a kid with me strictly because I have blue eyes. Women are crazy.
      BD101 18 dec
      3 2
    • No one is ever beautiful to everyone. But everyone is always beautiful to someone
      3
    • When I broke up with my girlfriend she said I have a small organ, I said damn woman I didn’t know I was going to to playing in a cathedral.
      3
    • I knew this rat would become a meme
      McSpankey 17 dec
      3
    • "Well if your pussy wasn't so fucking loose and dragging on the ground, maybe you'd feel it."
      3 1
    • Jesus, this comment section is so fucking cringe
      3
    • Is this hamster the next pikachu meme? Asking for a friend
      3
    • Size doesn't matter if he knows what he's doing. If he doesn't, it's your job to tell him what you like
      3
    • After a couple hours of this photo being released I am already extremely concerned about the direction of this meme
      3
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