• Woman in jewellers admiring a big diamond ring.
as she leans down for a closer look little fart slips out.
Hoping no one noticed she asks "how much is that one?"
Jeweller says "madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
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    • And shit she did! The foul smell of her excrement caused the jeweler to vomit uncontrollably. Once his stomach was empty, his knees buckled and he fell face-first onto a large uncut gem. His forehead split open, releasing the parasitic brain goblin he’d picked up in Thailand.
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