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    • I once saw a woman who was accidentally shuved down while snorting coke with a platinum tube. Didn't go well
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    • Why fucking metal? Why not glass, or just a reusable plastic
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    • How friendly is it now bitch
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    • Eco friendly dont they get nasty in the inside with mold those got to be hard as fuck to clean
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    • So apparently people have to pay 10¢ a bag for grocery bags in California???
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    • When you find out plastic straws make up 0.03% of the ocean’s plastic problem
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    • When you want to save the turtles but you inevitably become the turtle in doing so
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    • The eye is weak so even if it was a normal straw it would have pierced it
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    • You’re wasting your time with “eco-friendly” bs. It’s not actually gonna make a difference, it’s just fear mongering to screw you out of your money
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    • Eco-friendly? Sure
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    • How do you fall on a straw
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    • That’s some final destination shit
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    • Fucking gross! I wouldnt use a metal straw if it was the only choice I was given
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    • Ugh women are even piercing their eyes now?!?!?
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    • Bruh biodegradable plastic
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    • Better us than them
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    • Jc
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    • Ironically her dying is the best thing she could’ve done for the environment
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    • One less anti human environmentalist nut
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    • How about a magic trick
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    • On this weeks episode of 1000 ways to die..
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    • Metal would rust tho, bad material for a straw o.o
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    • A small price to pay for hydration
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    • This does put a smile on my face
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    • That was it, that was the last straw.
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    • Why do people even use straws if they aren't handicapped and have they jaw wired shut... It's an unnecessary luxury
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    • That could happen on any straw
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    • Stick to cardboard if you are that concerned over plastic straws
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    • theres only a one percent chance of that happening to her, thats a sad way to go :P
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    • Reusable straws are fuckikg stupid
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    • Wow the straw is doing its job extra well: minimizing pollution AND minimizing the population, which decreases further emissions and pollution. Well done straw
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    • Could you fucking imagine dying like that, at the funeral or telling people how she died "she fell on a straw" that would fucking suck, I wanna die of old age or a pack of bears mauls my ass, not falling on a straw
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    • Helping pollution AND overpopulation?! That's a victory Royale in my book.
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    • alan key lookin ass straw
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    • Why not those straws that are like made out of like ice cream cone type shit? Y’all know what I’m talking about?
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    • Just drink it, who the fuck needs a straw?
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    • plastic straws > all
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    • At least it didn't get stuck up here 👃
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    • Why not just a cereal straw, it’s edible and useful
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    • At least it’s not FUCKING CARDBOARD STRAWS. FUCK THAT STUPID SHIT
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    • Humans are retarded
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    • I love that the web address is covered because it's likely the onion.
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    • I have metal straws and I fucking love them. It just makes the drink feel even colder (probably just in my head tho). I always forget I have them in my bag tho
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    • *Insert Heath Ledger pencil reference*
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    • Fuck people for being environmentally conscious I guess? They aren't heroes for using metal straws but you can't get mad at them for it guys, that's just asinine.
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    • Honestly though her fault
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    • Or you could just drink out of cups, like a bitch.
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    • Just use the God damn plastic straws
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    • Just use fucking paper straws
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    • Ive seen paper straws too they actually work
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    • I mean, I have a friend who's throat was pierced by a plastic straw, so it being metal is kind of irrelevant.
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    • Oh would you look at that population control wow we should have done this sooner
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    • why use straws
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    • Metal straws make everything taste like ass
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    • Unpopular opinion: if your at a restaurant and they give out straws...just use them. They will end up in the trash either way which ends up not saving the turtles. Only way to stop that is for manufacturing of plastic straws to stop completely. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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    • I heard in the news report she lived long enough to register the straw hitting her brain before she actually died.
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    • Why use metal when silicon is both reusable and biodegradable
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    • The restaurant I visited yesterday has cardboard straws and tbh they were great
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    • We should make knifes not have an edge so that there saver
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    • Eating people is the ultimate form of sustainability
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    • Just don't use a straw at all, reusable or not! Unless you have a disability you do not need a straw.
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    • You know if people would stop being pussies and just drink from the cup without a straw shit like that wouldn't happen.
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    • Yeah Alex I’ll take “Shit that didn’t happen” for $500
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    • I see people using these with plastic cups. All i think is “oh the irony”
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    • It would be more eco-friendly if she didnt get buried with a coffin.
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    • At least that death was eco-friendly
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    • final destination vibes
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    • Imagine being against protecting the fucking environment because of your political agenda like of all things the fucking planet
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    • I mean I'm pretty sure plastic would've went through her eyes aswell
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    • The eco friendly ones are the paper ones
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    • My mom bought those
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    • The story is gruesome as heck
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    • She must not have SEEN it coming.
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    • Straws account for so little plastic in the oceans that it isn't even worth making them reusable
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    • Or you could just not use a straw? People have been doing it for thousands of years, are you such a failure of a human that you need a straw to drink liquids from? I drink mine from a sippy cup like a man.
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    • Tbh a little while ago I thought about why don't we make metal straws. Once again I was corrected
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    • Some fuckin Final Destination type shit
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    • Apparently it went through her eye and into her brain. I've also heard she wasn't found for a few days either
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    • They sell silicone straws, they are reusable and this kinda thing won't happen
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    • I don’t like metal straws
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    • I like metal straws and a freak accident shouldn’t stop people from using them
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    • Paper ones are better
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    • Just use cardboard straws
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    • Idk man I think the metal straws are kinda neat
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    • Imagine if it was a plastice straw! It couldve held bullets and she wouldve choked on them
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    • Can’t they make them out of like rubber plants or use sugar cane sticks or thin hollowed twigs or paper that’s like the ones for reusable water cups or even just fucking palm leaves???? Why tf these regard using metal??? So they can wash it and re use them? That’s disgusting.
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    • Dies from getting eye pieced
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    • This is a horrible accident, and I hope that her family is doing okay. However, I will say that metal straws aren't all that great. We should promote the bamboo ones instead, tbh. Those are at least biodegradable
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    • Dude I could just grab a bunch of 3/8” or 1/4” stainless tubing and make a bunch of these straws and sell them and probably make a lot of money
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    • It’s ok everyone, she was English
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    • I wanna see a person who takes things too literally draw a metal straw.
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    • Plastic straw could still stab her eye either way...
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    • Metal straws. Who comes up with those stupid ideas.
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    • Why are people acting like this is a problem that should be solved. She fell on a straw by accident. If it was a straw it could’ve been a pencil or some scissors or some shit. People need to stop coming up with solutions for problems that don’t need solving some stupid shit happens sometimes
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    • How is a metal straw eco friendly? Making them damages the environment and pretty sure that thick of metal takes longer to decay than plastic does, plus recycling it would damage the environment more
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    • Metal straws don’t save the environment
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