Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in
14
stickmen52 stickmen52
18 dec 2020
When human life expectancy is 79 years but you finish it in 14
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 oct 2020
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever.
ry ry
RebelSAM13 RebelSAM13
26 sep 2020
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever. ry ry
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
Duck, Duels,
Goose
messy_dankmemesgang messy_dankmemesgang
22 jan 2021
Duck, Duels, Goose
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
aster
CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY