WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
How my driveway looks after it rains:
imawsome
5 feb
How my driveway looks after it rains:
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
mik.png
1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
Scarletbee Scarletbee
18 may
GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
yumadd yumadd
1 oct 2020
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
peach time
ah! so sorry!
Ni-
.P Lovecraft's cat...
AN
Grug Grug
22 sep 2020
peach time ah! so sorry! Ni- .P Lovecraft's cat... AN
the face u make when u get bullied and u get in trouble instead of the bully
NoahHill
30 sep 2020
the face u make when u get bullied and u get in trouble instead of the bully
What happens when you watch too many cartoons
BORN RAISED
unusedanimesoda unusedanimesoda
13 mar
What happens when you watch too many cartoons BORN RAISED
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat