WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
__swoop__ __swoop__
21 sep 2020
Found my husband sleeping with our foster kitty nursing his lip
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
Her: "I'm not cute."
Also her:
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
Her: "I'm not cute." Also her:
HEY HE FRIEMDLY?
\T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
HEY HE FRIEMDLY? \T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
theblunt_Truth theblunt_Truth
17 dec 2020
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Every guys first crush
wescar wescar
3 jun
Every guys first crush
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
AdviceTaco AdviceTaco
26 apr
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture
AVANZAMOS
AURRERA GOAZ
drunkinrehab drunkinrehab
14 jun
My high ass though ALF was in this fuckin picture AVANZAMOS AURRERA GOAZ
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the
'Easiest Way' to Look Good in
Photos
The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's
Next Top Model
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the 'Easiest Way' to Look Good in Photos The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's Next Top Model
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
_SCP173_ _SCP173_
26 apr
Amish people after they listen to rap music for the first time
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Cheese has holes.
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt