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    • The evil spirit of Cotton Eyed Joe:
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    • Top comment and I’ll throw a sock with my shit off a cliff and post it.
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    • But it doesnt fit timing wise very well at all
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    • btw that's a fucking lie, he probably spent fifteen minutes tops coming up with that retarded shit
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    • It really doesn't fit the rhythm of the song tho.
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    • Get the fuck outa here with this fake ass “woke up on plane and made this note “ Bullshit
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    • Definitely doesn’t fit in the song.
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    • How does it fit with the song???? Ive sang it like 10 times and it doesnt work
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    • But it DOESN’T fit into the song perfectly timing wise 🤔
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    • It fits the song if you’re an absolute fucking retard
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    • Uhh... This absolutely DOES NOT fit the song.
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    • It doesn't fit the song tho
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    • Totally doesn’t though
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    • It doesn't really match the syllables at all but ok
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    • You did not wake up and write anything. You wrote this last week and had nowhere to put it so now it’s here with a shit caption
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    • No. It does not fit perfectly
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    • it doesn't fit into the song but ok
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    • Am I the only one who read it dramatically like it’s the wise wizards last words?
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    • It doesn't. Each line is missing a syllable or two. Also that wasn't a question.
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    • Just because it rhymes doesn't means it fits well into the song perfectly
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    • Doubt.
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    • Did this happen... No
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    • Now who the fuck had the audacity to say this matches to the song I’ve been trying for 10 minutes to make it work and it won’t
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    • uhh no it doesnt fit chief
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    • If you don’t understand how rhythm works then sure it fits the song
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    • kyky44 7 apr
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    • It definitely doesnt but ok
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    • It doesn't fit the actual song though. The number of syllables per line is off.
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    • snowyy3 6 apr
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    • I hate these copouts. You wrote something funny. Grow balls and own up to it. "I woke up, wrote this down and fell back asleep" "I found this in some old notes. I don't remember writing this" "My 4 year old said".
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    • Imagine lying about something like this
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    • Does not fit the beat. The second line is 1 syllable short. Long TIME ago woulda done it
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    • It really doesnt fit with the song at all
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    • It doesn't fit like at all. Have you even listened to the song????
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    • It rhymes but doesn’t fit the song perfect
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    • Created: 9:08 PM 🤔
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    • *banjo intensifies*
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    • So I almost always finish my work in science class early so me and my friend started singing sea shanties for whatever reason.. long story short we started singing cotton eyed where all the lyrics were mountain gibberish except for "cotton eyed Joe"
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    • “Created: 9:08pm”
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    • "I'm so random"
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    • Ayyy multiple retards on a tumblr post. Coincidence?
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    • I'd be married a long time ago if it weren't for cotton eyed joe
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    • It’s almost like that was intentional
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    • It doesn't fit the song
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    • The syllables don't fit
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    • It actually doesn't fit. At all. Is there intelligent life on Tumblr?
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    • Liar
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    • Yeah I'm sure u did
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    • no, it doesnt
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    • William Shatner: There's something on the wing! It's Cotton Eye Joe!
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    • Bitch that shits from a Reddit Prompt not from your uncreative head mid flight
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    • It definitely doesnt fit perfectly
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    • It actually doesn't fit and it bothers me immensely
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    • Someone do a cover for this
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    • Rhythm-wise its actually way, way off. Like, not even close.
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    • So quirky and unique
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    • Then the whole plane clapped
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    • I want to see a feature set full of chimneys
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    • Sure you did
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    • This just does not go with the melody of the song at all
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    • Gone, gone the form of man Rise the Demon Etrigan
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    • Yeah not one line of that fits
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    • You dare defy me?!
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    • It doesn't fit though
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    • This the type of shit you read when your high and it makes perfect sense
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    • Rhythmically retarded niggas be like
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    • It really doesn’t fit tho
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    • No it does not
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    • This doesn’t fit the song
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    • Anyone remember the cotton eyed Joe story?
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    • Dark Spirit Cotton Eye Joe has invaded your world.
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    • “Created 9:08 PM”
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    • it’s not timed perfectly nor did they make it when they awoke.
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    • Anyone notice you have really abstract thoughts in the moment where you wake up from sleep and your not totally conscious
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    • I love how the last reply on every Tumblr meme ruins it
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    • “Modified at 9:10” guess they had to edit it before sleeping
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    • R/thathappened
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    • Skrrt skrry peepee in pain
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    • Say it in a Scottish accent
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