• wits badjokesbyjeff
[first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all
these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
op weve talked about your url
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    • Holy fuck there’s a lot. Jesus that’s a lot of furry porn
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    • To all the people saying that's a lot of porn. There's 12 comments right now. Shut the fuck up.
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    • This wasn't a reaction image. But I still hate it
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    • OP BAD JOKES BY JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YOU KNOE YOU ACTUEALLLY TELL GOOD JOKES HAHA FUNNY JOKE HDGSGSGDGS
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      NotGay 29 jul
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    • That joke would've worked so well in the movie Airplane
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    • It took me a second but it was good
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    • welcome to ifunny where 50% of all the memes are from tumblr 30% are from reddit and 19% is softcore p0rn and once every 1 year if we get luck 1% is actually good memes but that hasn't happend in 3 years.
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    • I hate being retarded and not getting the joke
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    • Bababooey
      OvOsam 29 jul
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    • Guys I promise commenting the same thing on every one of this account's posts will be funny
      iDuppies 30 jul
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    • If I see someone crop out the part where someone says something about their URL ever then I will personally r*pe and murder them as they have broken a universal law
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    • I guess they got rid of all the porn before I got here :/
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    • Can we still call it a cockpit?? Women pilots will call it a vagina pit
      mylife59 30 jul
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    • You can't spell hapenis without penis
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    • 13 comments dude huh
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    • Co pilot tryna fuck
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    • Whoa
      Marcelus 29 jul
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    • Thank you jeff
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    • Is this Reddit? Imma create an account just to follow him! PLS TELL ME IS THIS REDDIT?
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    • If you've talked about it then why the fuck do you keep saying it you attention grubbing slut.
      Wolve67 30 jul
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    • There is nothing wrong with incest so long as it takes place between two consenting adults who take precautions to prevent pregnancy.
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    • Boring
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    • Nah that joke was kinda bad ngl
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    • I wanna b pilot what collage? U of North Dakota? South Dakota state?
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    • That took me way to long to get
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    • Sounds like a joke that would’ve fit real well in the movie airplane
      BroTeamVI 31 jul
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    • It’s accurate
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    • He is a hero. Shut up.
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    • I member that!!!
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    • This made me laugh more than I should've.
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    • This would have been the best joke in the movie Airplane!
      tbojr 30 jul
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    • Which ones the gas pedal??
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    • Why do people always complain about porn? I haven't seen much lately so maybe the featured accounts delete them before I get there. I don't know
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    • Every single post by this guy has some retard saying “op we talked about your url” every single fucking time
      zoob 30 jul
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    • Ever seen airplane? Because this is what it is
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    • I’m not happy about how long it took me to understand
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    • by the time it’s your first day as a pilot, you better know damn well what the buttons are for
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    • This joke sounds like an out take from Airplane
      xSicariix 30 jul
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    • u could say it was your...pilot day
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    • So basically Airplane! The movie
      Hombre_ 30 jul
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    • Planes have more knobs and switches than buttons
      Thorn66 30 jul
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    • Took me like 10 seconds to get, and I laughed so hard! Thank you!
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    • Fun fact when you see those people flipping all the switches over their heads in smaller airplanes, 99 percent of the time all they're doing is turning on the lights and GPS and altimeter and stuff. It's all electrical. Very little actual engine fly stuff
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    • Scuse’ me sir please cease your tomfoolery
      HoboChair 30 jul
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    • I would expect this line from the movie airplane!
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