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    • spiders are the apex in space
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    • BECAUSE SPIDERS CAME FROM SPACE
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    • The reason is because gravity adds a constant force on our bodies and theirs. With less or no gravity there is less or no restriction allowing humans to jump higher on the moon and float in space. Just like spiders can move faster and in more directions because there is less resistance.
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    • Maybe its because there's no gravity and spiders are already incredibly agile
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    • Who in their right mind decided to bring a fuckin spider to space
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    • The lack of gravity allowed the spiders to more easily jump in any direction from the center of their webs. On earth, spiders are better at attacking prey downwards because gravity pulls them down, but it also hinders their ability to jump every other direction. This doesn’t happen without gravity.
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    • Y’all really out here teaching spiders they’re dominate in space and now you just created the SASA
      _CIA_ 16 apr
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    • They use gravity for a burst of speed attacking downward since it effects them adversely in any other direction, remove gravity and they lose any advantage disadvantage of any given direction making them just as likely to succeed going up as down.
      Acidruid 16 apr
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    • That’s why we don’t bring them, when we are able to colonize other planets. We DO NOT BRING THWM WITH US.
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    • You fool! Gravity was the only thing containing their power!
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    • Time for a horror movie about spiders in space
      Jaizo 17 apr
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    • There's probably a giant space spider that lives in the center of the universe and spins gravity webs
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    • They can get on walls and ceilings with gravity and you think if you removed their biggest obstacle, gravity, they’d be the same or worse?
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    • Spiders move with hydrolic pressure. in a no gravity speed would increase drastically. And spider gyroscope is different from humans makeing it easyer for the spider to navigate in zero gravity
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    • I mean, when you think about it, spiders would be the ideal predator in a zero g environment
      _Ryuko_ 16 apr
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    • How much yall wanna bet spiders are damn aliens and came on the astroid that killed the dinosaurs
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    • Space is their true home, havent you seen Apollo 18? Them motherfuckers are from the moon
      UniqulyMe 17 apr
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    • So you're telling me spiders get worse in space. Imagine when space colonization becomes a normal thing and that first guy accidentally brings a pregnant spider with him somehow. Fuck you guy.
      GreyOne 17 apr
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    • Holy shit, guys we're making the aleins. A million years from now some form of intelligent life are gonna be fighting off giant fucking spiders
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    • Jesus Christ... I just remembered this thing about why most creatures with exoskeletons don’t get very big because of their weight and such and this just made me think that if we kept spiders in space long enough, they’d start to evolve to get bigger... fuck that... no space spiders please...
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    • Spiders have special hairs on their bodies that are so sensitive to atmpspheric changes, they can FEEL the PRESSURE cause by light traveling... in the vacuum of space, kinetic energy can be applied, indefinitely, in a direction. The "force of the prey" being near them is INSTANTLY distinguished.
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    • Who the fuck thought "let's bring some spiders on our trip to space"
      lovatz008 22 apr
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    • So space spiders are nothing to fuck around with, understood
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    • Space increases all spider type monsters by 1000 atk
      Nurm 17 apr
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    • Why the FUCK is that on a space shutle
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    • Do you want xenomorphs? Because this is how we get xenomorphs.
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    • So what you're saying is that space spiders are optimal hunters and if we find spacefairing life forms then there's a good chance they might have the same evolutionary traits as spiders... Fuck space
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    • Y’all niggas taking venomous insects into space ? I’ve seen that fucken movie start troopers. That’s gonna be our demise
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    • It's a creature that has little to no inertia and really high proportional strength being put into an environment where it doesn't have to be concerned about the force of gravity was a bad idea...
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    • You fool, they are sealed in gravity for our protection
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    • PorkSword 16 apr
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    • Spider are descendants of a long forgotten spider race that humans had a war with why do u think people hesitate when they bout to kill a spider duhhhhhhhhhh lmao
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    • When or if we ever try to collonize other planets, let's agree to leave the spiders here, 'kay?
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    • Waiting for the syfy channel to develop a space spiders movie
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    • If you read up on this it says absolutely nothing about this and that them being in space practically did nothing
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    • When you take a predator made to work at any angle and put them in an environment that supports that, hell yeah you will have super spiders!
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    • I’ll take “shit that’s gonna keep me up at night” for 500, Alex
      minionQ 16 apr
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    • Spider-man will defeat Thanos in a zero-gravity fight
      Jables5 16 apr
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    • They were imprisoned on the planet you fools. You've placed the galaxy at risk once again
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    • You idiots they were trapped here on earth to limit them. Now the rest of the galaxy is at risk once more.
      DBZ_Humor 16 apr
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    • I DON'T FUCKING LIKE WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING
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    • Who the fuck let a spider on the space shuttle?! Jerry you are dead to me!
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    • They originally come from space
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    • Man... awesome idea for a b grade space movie
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    • Bruh tho for real spiders were sent to this planet by aliens that's why these mofuckas are so much more precise in zero gravity cause there built for it
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    • Golden orb weavers build their webs horizontal to the ground and they use gravity as an aid. Without gravity. They create W E B O R B
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    • Do you want 8 legged freaks? Cause this is how you get 8 legged freaks.
      nsletz 16 apr
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    • I find this information terrifying, intriguing but terrifying.
      stone48 16 apr
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    • Imagine being the guy who's forced to go into space with a spider.
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    • Great so it only gets worse if you try to run from spiders by going to space
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    • Why did they think it was a good idea to put spiders in space?
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    • Who the fuck decided to bring a spider into space
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    • Yeh, a video would have helped in this case.
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    • This is y u don’t bring that shit to space. The radiation up there will probably supersizes then and then u ave a real life horror movie on ur hands
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    • Lots of comments here describing why they're stronger.... fellas if you had no clue what the fuck was going on but you could suddenly launch yourself at high speeds with zero resistance wouldn't you go stupid go crazy?
      demodeux 16 apr
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    • Because the earthly barriers are removed. The true dominators of the universe can roam free without folly
      Tsutarius 16 apr
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    • Who would've guessed gravity is simply a shackle to keep spiders from taking over the universe
      Saboton 16 apr
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    • Spider-Man will kill Thanos
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    • It’s a new SCP
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    • *spider is loose in space station me: "we must destroy the space station"
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    • space bugs are the greatest threat we ever face in most science fiction, why would you bring the spider to space!
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    • Fuckin spiders in space. New movie Disney. There you go
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    • Arachniggas be wilin' out
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    • Anybody have this weird thing where they're scared of smaller spiders because they can see bigger spiders, even though bigger spiders are long pp nibbas?
      dc9907 21 apr
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    • Fucking nerf spiders please
      Voidy 21 apr
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    • Giant space spiders are no joke. Send the crew to help
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    • This is Apollo 18 all over again
      phandom1 19 apr
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    • Love that people on ifunny know more that NASA
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    • Why the fuck is their a spider in space in the first place
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    • Beyond the Aquila Rift...
      peachtay 17 apr
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    • Don’t bring spiders to space, noted.
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    • Also who tf said lets send spiders to space
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    • What space craft are we filling with spiders???
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    • Petition to ban spiders from space. Like to sign
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    • Theory: space is an orb weaver’s natural habitat
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    • They took spiders into space? Are they nuts?
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    • This is because spiders have hemolymph. It's something that pumps blood to every part of the body, so that hanging upside down and swinging around won't affect them.
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    • With this being said, would a fish in space given a large enough aquarium indefinitely grow? Near zero g's would put even less stress on their body right?
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    • Spiders + zero gravity = hell no
      LLteach 16 apr
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    • Space spiders. Ok fuck that. Imagine if the damn cage broke open. We got zero g spiders flying in unpredictable patterns.
      Dr_Quack 16 apr
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    • Humanity taking a real big fucking L with this one
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    • Because they aren’t bound by gravity dumbass you said that in the first sentence
      Alnico 16 apr
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    • Starship troopers get up there and end this shit before it’s too late
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    • Brb gonna write a book about aliens invading when humans send a spider army into space to fuck them up
      LuckyCat 16 apr
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    • "Welcome to the U.S.S. Enterprise, oh and watch out for the Ninja space spiders"
      biyymsm8 16 apr
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    • Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a spider on a FUCKING SATILITE
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    • Stop before this become Star Ship Troopers. Do You Want To Know More?
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    • Fuking what? If you read the article on NASA's website they say that their behavior was no different in a microgravity environment except their webs were more circular. It said nothing about "supernatural" lol
      Valkhana 16 apr
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    • This is just Prey at this point
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    • id like to point out, for those who dont live in the south and havent seen these before, that its not a little spider. their legs are like 2 or 3 inches long
      s13rlman 16 apr
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    • We tried to contact the space shuttle crew for weeks. Then we found this.
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    • Finally, I am released from the bounds of the mortal planet! Now my true powers may abound!!!
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    • Great now I can't go on space station because of space spiders
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    • As a man sitting on the toilet now i am uncomfortable as one might craw im my arse
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    • That's what you decided to bring to space with you?!
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    • Spiders like space so much lunch and all into space and leave them there
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    • We just created the origin story of Aliens the movie
      Mike419 18 apr
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    • By this logic line spider man would be omega level in space
      kingthree 18 apr
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