• With your current account balance,
which Apple product can you buy?
2 Bill Gates
Apple
I mean
he's not wrong
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    • Actually he is. Bill gates is worth 100 billion, Apple is a 1 trillion dollar company
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    • I wish Steve Jobs were still alive. He may have been an ass but he was able to get the best out of his people and really push for innovation.
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    • An apple
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    • At first I thought it was a joke about only being able to afford an Apple (as in the fruit) and then I read the name lol
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    • It's typical for CEOs to not use what they've created
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    • My bank called me becuase xbox automatically tried to buy live and it was like the 3rd auto renewal i have to make sure it wasnt fraud lmao
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    • Apple is worth about trillion dollars he has a little over 100 billion, so no he cant
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    • The tax on an iPhone.
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    • I can also buy a apple
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    • A apple
      tmann615 8 jul
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    • I can buy an apple
      mtolbacn 8 jul
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    • An apple
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    • It's a trillion dollar company, no he can't.
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    • And I could get a Fuji apple.
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    • If bill wanted to "own" apple he would have to be the majority share holder of apple. Currently the chairman of the board owns 1.147 million shares of apple. To tie this bill would have to spend $551,250,000 on shares @$375 a share. Assuming there were that many shares available he could "own" apple
      edwuuurd 8 jul
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    • I could probably buy a couple of red delicious and still have enough left for a pack of gum
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    • Anything I wanted. But Apple is trash, so I don't want anything.
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    • An apple
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    • A Apple for me
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    • None, I'm not foolish enough to just buy product because the manufacturer is popular
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    • If I wanted to blow all my savings, I could buy any of their commercial products.
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    • It’s hard to argue with his assessments
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    • I mean he could buy a nice chunk of the property but he couldn't buy the entire thing Apple's worth like 1 trillion dollars he's only worth a hundred billion.
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    • An apple.
      wijibo 8 jul
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    • Do it pussy no balls
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    • A screen protector
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    • Probably like 5 iPhone 7s with the money I’ve been getting from unemployment
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    • Screen cleaner
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    • An apple
      PETA____ 8 jul
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    • The core of an apple
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    • Fuck apple, all my homies hate apple
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    • The stem
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    • apple butter
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    • Maybe an apple phone case? If that.
      _Amg 8 jul
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    • A cheap phone case
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    • I could buy a single apple. Maybe a pink lady, those are pretty good ones.
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    • nothing i have $0.17
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    • He is wrong
      Bissnark 8 jul
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    • Moh's hardness picks.
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    • Well... he cant
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    • It's sad that people are ignorant enough to believe that just because you have an Android, you're too poor to afford an iPhone, like no bitch, I just prefer Android.
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    • Granny Smith
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    • Hes only interested in the nwo agenda
      nierdboi 11 jul
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    • The stem
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    • He means an apple u fagtards
      artoffart 10 jul
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    • An apple
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    • Alot of stuff, but i dont want to buy shit
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    • An apple
      nattattck 10 jul
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    • I could buy a decent amount of what three sell, but why the f*ck would I ever buy anything from Apple in the first place
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    • I mean he is wrong
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    • If you reach Japan you're legally a master
      saiyan21 10 jul
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    • The Fruit
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    • My bank account says "an apple." Like an actual apple to eat. FML im broke
      EJayKay 10 jul
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    • Fuck bill gates and his ww2/axis collaborating father!!!
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    • his smil in his profile pic tho.... LOOK AT THAT SMIIIILLLE.
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    • I am Apple
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    • Ii dont trust apple
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    • Real shit tho I’d buy an iPod nano for that nostalgia
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    • An apple
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    • Rip bill gayes
      pogging 10 jul
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    • the part where y'all are wrong ish is not many top own 100% of companies. Bezos owns 10% of Amazon. He could buy a large majority of shares in the company which does fall under buying apple (stock).
      DocKaden 10 jul
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    • I can afford... a honey crisp. *looks up from change purse* What?
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    • It’s time to swallow our pride and get androids apple sucks dick if they’re actually taking away a free charger and headphones
      boi21011 10 jul
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    • What’s the most expensive device?
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    • I can bye a apple 🍎
      mleija521 10 jul
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    • Fuck bill gates
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    • Apple smelly
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    • I mean... he is wrong
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    • I'm not even sure I can afford AN apple
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    • An Apple
      jacuzzie 10 jul
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    • The dust on the floor
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    • The whole company
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    • APPL is 1.66 trillion dollar company, I dont think he can buy it.
      sethc27 10 jul
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    • I can’t even purchase the wired earbuds
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    • Jesus loves you
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    • I could probably get a charging chord if i save a bit more
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    • I can hoe my cat out for an apple
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    • An apple
      ensentry 9 jul
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    • A charger
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    • I can also buy a apple
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    • The dongle adapter
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    • A sticker
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    • Macook pro 16 inch but thats a waste since im not a professional in need of it:v
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    • Granny smith
      dicardo 9 jul
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    • An apple
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    • For him it's the company for us it's the fruit
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    • I hate him so fucking much
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    • iPhone Charger Cable 🔌
      Tomated 9 jul
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    • Yeah he can maybe buy in, but not buy it all.
      geexd125 9 jul
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    • YES!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!
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    • Even if he had the cash, im fairly sure anti trust would stop the purchase XD
      Oniibaru 9 jul
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    • Apple juice
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    • Fuck Bill Gates. Trying to push. For mandatory vaccines.
      JeepWave 9 jul
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    • Anybody think apple products are over priced and not as nice as some Android because apple likes to slow down their phones or is it just me
      mzghtre 9 jul
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    • It's a joke. No he can't actually buy apple. We know.
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