• With plastic being banned, Starbucks is
running out of things to put drinks in. A
year from now they're gonna scream my
name and I'll have to drink my caramel
iced latte straight from the barista's
cupped hands while another employee
strokes my head like a scared horse
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    • I hate that they blame plastic for everything when in reality it’s a problem because there isn’t enough recycling plants when there should be and on top of that everyone that complains about plastic killing the environment and animals are the same dumbasses not fucking recycling
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    • The barista drinks it straight from the machine and pees in your mouth.
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    • As a mechanic who maintains the equipment that pulls oil from the ground and maintains equipment that makes plastics and whatever... I'm against single use plastics. Think about it for a second. A car has long term use plastic. But
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    • They should create a promotion where they sell reusable cups. And each time you use it you get a discount.
      ELOCXVI 20 may
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    • Not all of their cups are plastic my guy
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    • ......hmmm.....it’s amazing.....it’s like plastic is the only thing that cups can be made of? Like nobody has ever thought of glass, paper, hemp, clay, china, etc. whatever could the world do without non-renewable resources. I mean hell if they stopped selling soda I may just die of thirst.
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    • Gonna go get me some milk from Starbucks, straight from the barista’s tits
      Kasvy a month
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    • Coffee houses used to be a place where you just sit and relax and drink your coffee. If it was like that then they could just use reusable cups and wash them. However everyone want to grab it and go so yeah they gotta use something cheap
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    • Or, ya know, paper cups
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    • No. You will chew coffee beans and drink hot water before suckling your frothed milk out of a barista tiddies while she jogs on a sustainable treadmill
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    • There are compostable options. Fuck plastic cups
      Javeous 20 may
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    • I used to work at Starbucks and can confirm customers would ask for this if it was an option
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    • Back to glass please
      Traugot a month
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    • Or just bring a cup from home.
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    • The paper straws are HORRIBLE
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    • That’s oddly specific
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    • I thought it said sacred horse lol
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    • Y’all I just told my mom I’m bisexual and my heart was racing before and after I told her, she doesn’t really care tho, she’s said before that she’ll support me unconditionally and just wants me to be happy
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    • Let me know when we can drink the lattes from the baristas cleavage.
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    • The US accounts for less than 1% of the planet’s plastic pollution but when you blame the countries that pollute the most you’re a racist.
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    • For an extra 50 cents the will squirt the beverage into their ass and you suck it out with a paper straw
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    • If plastic is being banned then we gotta execute Kim Kardashian. But afterwards we can recycle the remains
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    • "banning"plastic bags here in cali is the dumbest shit ive ever seen. all they did was make the bags even thicker and call them "reusable". they now cost 10 cents each and ppl still decide to throw them away and repeat.
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    • Why would a sacred horse be stroking your hair?
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    • I'm all for banning plastic. Bring back glass that can be reused
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    • Starbucks cups are paper not plastic
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    • Honestly, I wouldn’t mind being petted right around now
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    • Wait, plastic is being banned? Where? Since when?
      NerdTree 20 may
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    • When they just have robotic baristas and I can just drink it straight from her titties then I'll start going to Starbucks
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    • We have to stop global warming.
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    • Because those paperlike cups totally arent a thing
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    • Or don't drink Starbucks in the first place?
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    • Two words, Body shots.
      BossBark 20 may
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    • How about reusable cups? Customers can hand over their cups and customers who don’t have one, will have to buy a reusable cup.
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    • I have become pure. The light guides me.
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    • Beware, angry Game if thrones fans are coming
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    • How the hell do so many people beleive plastic is something we cant live without? We went without it before and we could easily do it again. You could make cups out of paper, ceramics, metals, even wood. Plus we may not even need cups since theres prototypes of beverages in consumable bubbles.
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    • How does a scared horse stroke your head?
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    • What if we started taking discarded plastic and make things out of it. Like 3D printer filament and stuff
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    • what you do is you buy a reusable metal cup and you get your drink put in that
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    • Paper, glass, ceramic. They all exist. Not like a plastic bans gonna last anyway.
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    • Do... do scared horses stroke peoples heads?
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    • Wax lined paper cups
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    • If that's the case, I'll just order some milk from the barista's blouse.
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    • Bruh... that Game of Thrones ending was... really bad :/ fuck man they jacked it all up
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    • I read that as 'sacred horse'
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    • But how will they spell my name wrong?
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    • human touch sounds nice
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    • Put a penis like nozzle on to a soft drink dispenser with coffee in it thus creating a way to insert the coffee directly into your mouth without a cup 😎
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    • ZOE NOTICE ME IM YOUR FRIEND
      Kanz 20 may
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    • I hate homosexuals, like if you hate minorities
      Memewhile 20 may
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    • Like I'm a scared horse*
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