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    • Tumblr tried too hard to be quirky and it comes off as cringe 99% of the time.
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    • Lotta this sounds pretty good not gonna lie
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    • Nobody’s mentioning the weird ass numbering system?
      Limes 17 apr
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    • Some of these are morphed versions of the 11 satanic rules of earth
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    • Ah yes 1, 2, 3, 4/5, 6/7, 8
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    • I'd like to point out the fucked up numbers
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    • This is what happens when you take porn away from Tumblr
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    • It’s 10:30 PM where I am, I’m gonna go see if I can get the pumpkin king approval.
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    • There was a religion formed called the Church of Hanzo. Some dude created it just to see if he could and it is now recognized as an actual religion. Requires you to play hanzo and have Tuesdays off to play overwatch. .
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    • Well I mean you could just join the Church of Satan
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    • So are we just gonna ignore the fact that rule 4/5 is from literal satanism? Like legit one of the “satanic rules of the earth”.
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    • What kind of school teaches kids they can just "create" a religion
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    • It’s so fucked up when people use their ‘little sister’ to cover up their insecurities about their own childish ideas
      KrtNthny 16 apr
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    • This is retarded
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    • Too cringe didn’t read
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    • yeah I didn't make this so I don't know why the numbers are fucked up but they are and I've heard it like 17,000 times now
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    • The end made me chuckle
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    • You notice the numbers?
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    • Half of theses are from the satanic bible
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    • I think my neighbor is the pumpkin king because hes always telling me to shut the fuck up.
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    • If you have an obsession with Halloween you’re probably a 14 year old emo from 2007
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    • >out b4 14 yr old white girls start fangirling about pumpkin spiced Starbucks lattes every Wednesday; jk I love pumpkin muffins, pumpkin anything is good, I can’t blame em 😂
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    • Nearly every rule here is pretty much just satanism, don’t believe me read the satanic bible, a good read
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    • A lot of these laws are the same as La Vey's satatnism
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    • “My little sister” = me
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    • Took me five damn days but finally, off in the distance I heard him. Very faint but very emotional
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    • I would have believed it until you made a child old enough to believe they can start a religion centered around Halloween begin listing convoluted rules. Also "internet nerd friends"? Cringe
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    • Nigga merged 4&5 and 6&7
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    • Hey! You can't do that! You've gotta kill the non-believers if you wanna be a real religion.
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    • She do be kinda quirky doe 😳
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    • But if religious people pretend and make fun of gender fluid people it’s wrong.
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    • She basic just replicated satanism with an element of dress up.
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    • The 1st rule should have been shoot yourself with a sawed-off shotgun
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    • SwelIow 16 apr
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    • I’m not a religious or cult kind of guy, but this..this I’m interested in
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    • "Internet nerd friends" haha im so quirky, amirite fellow nerds!
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    • You can tell they made this shit up by how many of the points are “don’t be mean and force your religion on people”
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    • This is extremely similar to the satanic commandments lol but like a playschool version. Kinda cute actually
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    • I'm fucking joining
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    • I'm joining, whose with me
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    • This means the skeleton war will rage on indefinitely! GLORIOUS BATTLE!
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    • Dipshit
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    • Y r the numbers fucked up
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    • Its a full moon tonight just sayin
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    • I'm in
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    • Ya know those "cult" rules are just satanists rules ya dip
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    • Wiccans b like
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    • I couldn’t get in if I wanted to. My friends know how hard it is to get me to sing normally. Fuck yodeling, that’s not creepy.
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    • You know I normally laugh at religion but this sounds alright
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    • You all realize this is a lot like the rules of satanism, right?
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    • Was I suppose to laugh?
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    • As soon as I saw "Halloween cult" I immediately knew this was a teenage white girl writing this and you cant prove me wrong
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    • This type of shit is why aliens don’t talk to us. This the type of girl to use dog filters and post them on Instagram
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    • So it's paganism without the fun
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    • This is just Paganism.
      Faelel 17 apr
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    • Also you an use Halloween as an excuse to wear kinky thot clothes
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    • So they’re basically goths
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    • “How can people create crazy cults that worship strange entities and sacrifice animals and perform blood rituals?” *reads bible* “yo that shit mad true dawg”
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    • D o n o t d e n y t h e s p o o k y
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    • Y'all are some haters lmao see y'all when I'm in the Halloween Cult
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    • I had to Yodel.. 3 hours!! To get into this cult!! But I am now part of a religion I feel whole in☺
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    • One time I was in a cult that made us all dress up as ghosts with point hats
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    • Fucking super cringe
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    • I had a seizure reading paragraph 9
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    • Most of these are the satanic commandments
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    • Fun fact: Halloween was made to scare away the devil. Tell that to anyone who says “its the devil’s holiday”
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    • I know I’m being a major penis head but what exactly happened with the numbers
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    • Halloween’s already a religious holiday, where’d you think it got started?
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    • Major world religions could learn a lot from your sister
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    • Why are so many people against tumblr having like *any* fun
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    • This is just satanism but way less fun
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    • Ngl u Definently made that up no child that young gunna come up with that shit
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    • Niggas really out here creating false religions for shits and giggles
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    • "Stut the fuck up"
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    • Like Half of this is Satanism js
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    • This sounds surprisingly like LaVeyan Satanism.
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    • 4 and 5, 6and 7, 11 and 12. Anyone else notice what’s wrong with thoose points or am I the only one
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    • It’s not funny when you make you’re own ideas up, put them on paper and blame a child. You dense idiot.
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    • Ngl sounds like satanism with extra steps
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    • “Do not deny the spooky”
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    • When a 33 year old man with no kids and an online girlfreind pretends to be his own daughter it usually ends up in cringe
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    • That’s just Satanism tho
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    • None of this happened and no one cares
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    • I'm converting
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