*Wild animals just tryna bang*
National Geographic:
Franzy Franzy
10 jun
*Wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic:
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
22d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
28 jun
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of
Anthrozoology.
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Dennis
I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
leahx leahx
28 oct 2020
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of Anthrozoology. 1.4K Comments 466 Shares Like Comment Share Dennis I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
"You shotuia just learn to
take a
Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
Moonloki1 Moonloki1
25 jun
"You shotuia just learn to take a Says aman whois yet to learn how to ceal with reyection
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of
22
Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am
f @ <
AS
Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life)
A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer.
Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at
Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Siddymac Siddymac
12 may
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of 22 Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am f @ < AS Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life) A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer. Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and
prayers instead of hypotheses and research
Smolclod Smolclod
11 may
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and prayers instead of hypotheses and research
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