*Wild animals just tryna bang*
National Geographic:
Franzy Franzy
10 jun
*Wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic:
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH
WHO IS SHE?
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
15 mar
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH WHO IS SHE?
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
How i sleep knowing
didn't skip part 1 of jojo
Giorno_Brando Giorno_Brando
19 sep 2020
How i sleep knowing didn't skip part 1 of jojo
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
Pm 4) aros
Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley
SHOENICE
AltoonaAltara
25 sep 2020
Pm 4) aros Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley SHOENICE
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
Remember to be thankful for
NS
what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
17 dec 2020
Remember to be thankful for NS what you have. This poor woman can only afford a shirt that partly covers her. Be thankful!
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves