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    • Dolphins: this is some serious gourmet shit
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    • Why can’t people just use the right “breath” and “breathe”?
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    • Those poor musles, being unable to breath.
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    • I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead African american in my garage.
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    • These memes and posts with shit spelling are starting to drive me crazy smh
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    • Muscles?
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    • At first I read it as “A pufferfish’s poison paralyzes Muslims”
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    • The grammar fuckin sucks
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    • First person to eat a puffer fish- *dies. Dude next to him- “maybe I should only eat this one part of the fish...”
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    • "Musles"
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    • “Well shit negro, that’s all you had to say.”
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    • If it's prepared properly you have no risk, my grandfather tried it while he was on leave during the Korean war, apparently his platoon saved a chefs child, but that stuff is expensive now.
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    • It's perfectly harmless when prepared correctly. That only leaves one question: would you trust the chef to do it right when the smallest mistake will kill you?
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    • Bitch learn to fucking spell correctly
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    • I've always wondered how people discovered you could eat them in the first place. You have to do it in such a particular way that only 4 people on earth are licensed to do it. Can you imagine how many people died trying to figure out the process?
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    • The chefs who make this have to have a license to do so that they have to renew often. I've had fugu sashimi before and I did not enjoy it. Idk if it was the place I had it from or it just does not taste that good
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    • Fucking spelling
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    • Breathe**
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    • japan bouta get round 3 if they keep eatin puppos
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    • I saw and tried to read "musles". What could it mean? Mules? Measles? Musks? Why would you spell muscles like musles. What an abomination
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    • ...i literally watched this movie two days ago and now Pulp Fiction memes have been popping up left and right all fucking over ifunny
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    • Everyone saying muscles, but no one says anything about paralyzes
      Qwit 6 apr
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    • Spelling hurts I guess
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    • Muscles*, breathe*
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    • *muscles
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    • Musles...
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    • Pulp fiction is such a great movie
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    • Musles
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    • You don't actually die, your heart rate slows down so much it's like your hibernating and it makes you seem dead because the heart is beating so slow it's almost undetected and you stay fully conscious the whole time
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    • Minecraft: they allow u to breathe underwater
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    • “Musles”, and “breaths”
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    • Anybody else realize they misspelled muscles?
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    • Why. Can’t. Anyone. Fucking. Spell. BREATHE!?!?
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    • If only that was english
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    • Muscles*
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    • Breathe*
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    • unable to breath
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    • Just to anyone who cares it's called fugu and it takes years of study under a sushi master and the acquisition of a special licensto even buy let alone serve it to people and the tetrodotoxin is in certain organs and muscles and even if its served by a master theres still a chance of mild paralysis
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    • They been eating it before you was born. Maybe they have knowledge unlike you mate. Maybe you should stick to the easy shit like eggs canned foods and mac and cheese. You will live longer
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    • It’s poisonous if it secretes it’s venom in defense, with right training you can eat it
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    • God, I hate when you can’t breath
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    • You spelt muscles wrong.
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    • Muscles***
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    • I wonder who was the first person to look at a pufferfish and say hmm looks good, and how long it took to find out what part isn't poisonous, his many died
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    • Japanese people often molest girls on subways
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    • I’ll adopt a dog from death row and post it if I get 1 like
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    • When actually cooked correctly, it is good fish. Which is why it takes chefs years to train in order to perfect the dish. 👌
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    • They don’t serve the poison they serve the pufferfish meat and discard the poison sac
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    • Musles?
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    • Did the person who wrote this get past elementary school
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    • Just think of all the trial and error they went through to find out how to eat it without dying
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    • Musles.....
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    • Musles
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    • Musles?
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    • Fugu is another really poisonous fish that is a Japanese delicacy. Cook things right and it's edible
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    • Half of deaths by food poisoning in japan are due to this fish, the more you know
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    • Dogs at cat poop
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    • There is literally no one that gets poisoned if it is prepared by a professional chef
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    • Sushi Chefs spend an entire year of their schooling focusing solely on learning how to properly prepare and serve fugu(pufferfish). If you make one wrong cut, you could potentially cut the toxin sack and contaminate the entire fish leading to someone getting sick or even dying.
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    • Don’t think Wikipedia says musles
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    • Jim Pickens: *heavy breathing*
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    • Breathe*
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    • Y’all remember the fugu fish in hitman?
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    • Can't have negative reviews if your food kills your customers
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    • Toxin blocks sodium channels not allowing sodium into the cell, without sodium turning your naturally negative cells positive to propagate an action, your muscles don't work and signals can't be passed along
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    • I got poked by a dried taxedermy pufferfish through my thumbnail and that put me on a month of antibiotics
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    • So it just fucking paralyses you? Who the fuck wrote that?
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    • This remind anyone of that one Total Drama Island?
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    • Your sendin the Wolf?
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    • They see a delicacy. I see an opportunity.
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    • 47 bouta clap them yakuza cheeks
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    • I love pulp fiction memes and there are more lines that could easily become memes because it's such a memeable movie
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    • It’s actually pretty crazy, the shushimi chefs have to train almost there whole life to be able to successfully break it down without poisoning the whole fish.
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    • before you get fully paralyzed lean back and start floating, you’ll definitely take water in but your organs will allow you to cough it up, and floating on your back will keep you from drowning
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    • He used that for torture on "Law Abiding Citizen."
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    • Technically, it permanently blocks the sodium channels of the nerves, keeping them on until they fail.
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    • To be fair it is
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    • I’ve had puffer fish once. It was disappointing to say the least.
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