• wife: why ru putting garlic in ur
pants
me: so dracula won't try to eat my
wife: why would dracula try to eat
ur ass
me: he won't. the garlic- r u even
listening
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    • Dracula when you didn’t garlic your dick
      Questt 20 jun
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    • The monster mash...
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    • I am questionman I answer all questions
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    • Same energy
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    • reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer is telling Elaine about that time he slipped and fell and ruined the very pants he was going to return… Elaine: what were you gonna wear on the way back? Kramer: were you listening, I didn’t even get there
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    • So I hear vampires can suck good?
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    • What will make Dracula eat my ass? Asking for a friend...
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • Imma garlic everything BUT my ass
      Acidic 20 jun
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    • r u
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    • Did ifunny take out video features? Havent seen a video in a solid 30 mins
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    • That’s the kind of shit Archer would pull
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    • That wont stop me
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    • The meme is much less about garlic much more about women don’t listen and can’t understand.
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    • Shit joke
      SevDedSec 20 jun
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    • Failed to read instructions, put garlic in PeePee and he got my bootyhole
      joeypjs 20 jun
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    • Gibby likes garlic ass yum
      RealGibby 20 jun
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    • I put garlic everywhere accept there so he only has one place to go ;)
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    • Dracula: I vwant to suck ur cum
      Skadoop 20 jun
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    • What if Dracula has a hazmat suit and a snorkel?
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    • Eating ass is an artform, and I'm Da Vinci
      Offworldr 23 jun
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    • same energy as “im perry christmas and i do not fuck bees”
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    • Why would Dracula want to and vampires are Jews the early drawings of vampire show them to be Jews also look at my account to see Jewish ritual murder described
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    • Okay but I’d just put garlic everywhere except my ass so uh
      Everrest 23 jun
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    • He wont, the garlic is- r u even listening
      X115satan 23 jun
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    • I’d eat your ass M@tthew
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    • yeah the feature team is trippin
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    • Dracula cant eat my ass because my mom already does
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    • Just pop a hemorrhoid and Dracula will be licking your crack
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    • Ugh
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    • Uhh... two features in a row?
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    • 69k likes. Hehe
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    • If I rub blood around my ass would Dracula eat it?
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    • 4th tine seeing this today
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    • Why does everyone believe vampires suck? What they really do is bite and lick.
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    • Where's the penguin one
      nuppy 22 jun
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    • This feels like this would be a moment in a Lucifer episode between Lucifer and Chloe lol
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    • This makes no fucking sense at all
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    • Hopefully I never have to smell expo marker ass ever again. High school was a cesspool of stinky rednecks to double digit IQ jocks trying to have sex with the stupid cute girls everyone and their sisters boyfriend is trying to fuck.
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    • I always get this but I didn’t can someone explain please?
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    • Has to be a whole clove
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    • Big Bang theory: Lenard- "what do you think about kids.” Penny- “they’re ok.. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at them.” Lenard- “why would you throw a rock at a child..?” Penny- “uh, I just said I wouldn’t.......”
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    • Legit featured twice
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    • It was a... graveyard smash
      kaknife 22 jun
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    • What if she asked why Dracula would do that
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    • Seasoning the dick cheese
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    • That statement has the same energy as my mom survived testicular cancer
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    • I cant help but feel like this is a conversation between Peralta and Santiago
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    • I’ve seen this featured 4 times in the last week now
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    • Bruh I mean technically she asked a valid question and he didn’t answer it
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    • Garlic scares away stink bugs, prepare for winter me lads
      Mad_Laden 21 jun
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    • Sounds like something Troy from Community would say
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    • What Dracula was tryna do to that ass
      swavaa 21 jun
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    • Quick there's no time take some garlic
      pspsps 21 jun
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    • Wait wait...he’s got a point
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    • Hilarious
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    • Dracula when you didn’t put garlic on your dick: I’ve come for your pickle
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    • Wow people who tweet these memes are so quirky
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    • People gotta fucking spell properly. I dont mind slang but using the fucking letter r as the word ARE, or in even worse cases OUR!?!?
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    • This sounds like something archer would say
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    • "I vant to suck your ass"
      nickv1214 21 jun
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    • Cause both my girlfriends say I have a really nice feminine butt
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    • Lmfao so funny
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    • I......... I have a question for god.... WHY!!!!!!
      memer1912 21 jun
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    • Fun fact, if you rub a cut raw garlic clove on the heal of your foot, you'll taste garlic in your mouth about 45 minutes later.
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    • Shit. I just lost the game.
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    • Jesse are you even listening?
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    • How much blood could you get from a dude's ass anyway
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    • i don’t see what’s bad about that but ok
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    • I am Count Chocula! I’ve come to eat your ass!
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    • I'll eat ass fo free
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    • That Netflix Dracula show is weird
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    • The next feature will try and eat your as$
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    • I’m sure this is funny to someone. Not me tho.
      Webbraham 21 jun
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    • Dracula don’t suck
      GG_BJQ 21 jun
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    • Dracula be lyk
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    • Cuz she on the rag
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    • That's so stupid. Why did I laugh at that.
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    • Cuz vampires love cake
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