• Wife's friend has a daughter and her school is having a frog race and they're supposed to catch and bring their own frog. Most kids are going to show up with pathetic toads and worthless leopard frogs. This girl is bringing a big ass bullfrog I caught at the lake for her last night.
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    • It's going to literally eat its way through the competition
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    • Bring the biggest of frogs. Have frog eat other frogs. Your frog is last left alive. Simple you win.
      FlRE 9 sep
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    • It's prob gonna eat another kids frog
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    • The judge when it starts eating the other frogs 😐
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    • The judges looking at the big ass bullfrog
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    • Imagine if her frog just eats all the others.
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    • Giga beast frog vs. Puny sidewalk "amphibian"
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    • This is big frog energy
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    • That thing is a beast
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    • You can't lose the race if you eat the competitors
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    • The bullfrog’s gonna eat some of the contending frogs lmao
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    • Bring in a cougar and label it “frog”, the true winner is the last child standing.
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    • Imagine buying a full grown African bullfrog and bringing that mf in
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    • Bullfrog eats the other little frogs
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    • Post the results
      BGodfrey 9 sep
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    • Are parents allowed to record the race? If so, will you post it?
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    • It’s gonna eat the other frogs
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    • Lol I hunt them things, they get pretty big. Make some real good frog legs out of them.
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    • Them knowing damn well they are about to win
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    • What hillbilly ass school has you catch and race frogs? Cuz it sounds lit
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    • A large lad
      MrTurtle 9 sep
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    • It's literally going to murder the other frogs.
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    • Frog nascar
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    • I used to go frog gigging when I was little. Good times. Those things are tasty af
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    • I want to see a video, that sounds awesome as hell
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      MVSwingy 9 sep
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    • Bigger doesn't mean faster. Would you rather have a tractor trailer or a suzuki gsxR?
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    • "they're suppose to catch and bring their own frog" common sense ain't so common
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    • Catch their own frog, but you caught it for her
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    • What a coincidence. I bought some American bullfrogs from the wet market today and cooked them for dinner.
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    • that frog is going to eat other frogs
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    • That's cheating, she was supposed to catch her own frog not have you catch one for her...
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    • Are yalls iFunny completely bugging out and saying “cannot read format” and “critical error” and stuff
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    • Animal activists be like wtf frog lives matter
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    • I wish my school had a frog race wtf I missed out
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    • Her parents did it for her, shooot, my parents would've made me find two frogs and breed them and make me nurture it to full health, a year before the project starts just so I dont "procrastinate" and "it's good for me"
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    • What kind of Willy Wonka clown school is your daughter going to that requires them to bring frogs
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    • “They’re supposed to catch and bring their own frog” fuck this guy
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    • Huge frog, king of schoolyard frog.
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    • Absolute fucking unit
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    • Goddamn I’ve never seen a frog that big
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    • Name him bong water
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    • Problem is, bullfrogs are lazy prices of shit. Might eat the competition though.
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    • Whyd you feel the need to blot her face out
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    • The quality of a racing frog is also measured by its willingness to go to the objective. Considering all frogs are retarded I’d say she has a slightly greater chance of winning than anyone else
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    • That frog is beasting
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    • That’s cool and all but kinda unfair that the dad caught it
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    • So they're displacing frogs from their natural habitat and messing with their food intake and health? I totally get that it's meant to just be fun, but I would feel really bad about messing with a frog for that long. Not to mention I bet nobody will return them to where they got them from.
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    • Damn right. We already know who's winning
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    • cool!!
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    • Raising your daughter right
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    • Hell yes
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    • Aint gonna be hard to lose a race if you eat all your opponents.
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    • That mf gonna eat the whole ass lineup
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    • All the other kids when her frog eats all of theirs:
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    • Fucker could eat a smaller frog, fucker actually probably will eat another frog
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    • I really wanna see how the race panned out and if her frog ate all the others and made the children dry 😂
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    • Bull frogs that big will eat anything. I honestly don’t know why but we had one bigger than that that would literally sit at the bottom of our small pond and eat the other frogs and fish. Frogs have no fucking chill I stg
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    • That YOU caught?
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    • I think your daughter’s mask is a bit overnoon, no?
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    • Frog race. The one that races to its death last, wins.
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    • Leopard frogs can jump far as fuck tho. I bet a bullfrog BA leopard frog race would be close
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    • Instead of a race it is just the hunger games
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    • She got Gamakichi in the cut
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    • They took this picture in the void of an empty parking lot at night
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    • Lmao no cap my school did this and this kid came in with one bigger or as big, he caught it himself. This dude was believed of been raised by chimps or wolves (jk his parents cool). He just always was the type to never wear shoes and eat napkins every now and then. Weird kid but idk funny cool shit
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    • Its gonna eat all the other kid's frogs.
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    • It's going to eat the competition
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    • At least one frogs gonna be eaten
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    • Just bring a poisonous frog and throw it at the competition
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    • Shame on you! She was supposed to "catch" it herself. You could have just made it very easy for her. 😁😉 Part off the fun is being proud you did it yourself. You are a good neighbor though. 💞
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    • Lets see the results from that beefstick
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    • Romann 9 sep
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    • What school does she go to?! It needs to be shut down!!
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    • You’re gonna make her science project for her too aren’t you?
      LMMFWAO 11 sep
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    • Sad you did it for her instead of letting her learn how to do things.
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    • Am I the only one thinking this guy is definitely banging his wife's friend? 🤔
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    • The school system encouraging people to take animals from the wild, then they cry about conservation? Make up your minds jeez
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    • So youre cheating? She was supposed to catch it.
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    • So she didn't catch her own frog like she was supposed to? It's like a swamp version of the science fair
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    • So... cheating
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    • Let your kid catch its own frog
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    • So you're cheating - she has to catch her own.
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    • This is bullshit.
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    • So frog racing is considered education in the butt f/ck country.
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    • Wow another kid getting a good grade on a project because a grown up did the work for them. The little shits were supposed to catch the frogs themselves not have it handed to them. Thats whats wrong with kids these days, they don't want to work for anything
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    • Good job for calling a 20 y/o girl a retard you douchebag.
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    • Animal cruelty. Leave them alone let them live. Dont need a fukin 8 year old manhandling it for hours
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    • Who gives a shit. That’s not funny
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    • So then he started eating the other contestants until he was the only one left.
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    • I'm gonna make a creative new comment here, probably something that will show my knowledge of bull frogs. that frog'll eat the other ones
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    • When every single comment is about eating the other frogs 🙄
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    • Damn boi
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    • K....
      Lechuga7 12 sep
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    • I remember walking around the forest finding little ponds and rivers with my friends seeing who could catch the biggest frog
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