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    • You’ve never had Chinese take out have you?
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    • Something something insert Asian joke
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    • Vegan Food
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    • I know a person who actually eats roses. Like his girlfriend got him some and he straight up ate them. She looked astonished. And so did I. He then mentioned how his whole family does it. And how he knew others who did it. Now with dogs on the other hand. My chinese friend ate one earlier.
      Jackeal 6 aug
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    • Roses taste terrible.
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    • The day I see a cow take down a gangster, or sniff for a search & Rescue team. Then I will THINK about considering giving up beef.
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    • Hate to be “that guy” but roses are edible
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    • I don’t care if you’re vegan or not, just stop pretending like you’re on a pedestal above everyone else for eating food.
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    • Who would eat a cow?🤢🤮
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    • I have no concerns with eating dog. Literal 0. If you told me McDonald's was selling Fido burgers you bet your ass I'd try one.
      OGJon 6 aug
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    • If dog tasted like really really good. Would anyone consider eating it?
      Fritzor 6 aug
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    • 9/10 vegans are good people that keep to themselves. I’m sick of people hating on vegans as a whole because of a few entitled assholes
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    • Vegans, and everyone for that matter, would 100% eat roses if they tasted good. Stupid analogy.
      Blate 6 aug
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    • I hate this argument that vegans make. They clearly have no clue about anatomy. If they did they would realize the big reason we don’t eat those animals is because it’s not profitable.
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    • Why do we eat cows and not dogs? Because our ancestors tried and didnt like it so they made it inhuman to eat them, and because we arent stupid
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    • I aint vegan, but roses are edible
      king2dro 6 aug
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    • cause dog meat is tough, stringy, and full of ammonia. not worth eating
      Kasagure 7 aug
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    • Rose is actually a common flavoring
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    • For environmental reasons, I eat meat. I hunt elk, turkies, and deer, which are invasive species in my area, and I prepare and package it myself. Keeps meat in the freezer for a good year or so and it makes it so I never have to buy meat from big companies that destroy the evironment for livestock.
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    • I love cows
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    • I’ll say this. There’s nothing wrong with eating animals. There’s nothing wrong with eating dogs and cats. They’re edible. If you’re into that shit, go on ahead. Personally, I’m not into it. At the same time, I don’t get why people think it’s horrible. “Dogs are cute though!” Cows and pigs are too
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    • Apparently being able to speak and type proper English is a rarity. Therefore, people like myself must be super fucking awesome to get as an employee. My grammar isn't perfect by any means, but at least I try.
      sarah285 6 aug
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    • My dad used to say we just eat beef, chicken, and pork because cows, chickens, and pigs are all ugly.
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    • Can make a lot more steaks out of a cow than a dog. Plus dogs haven’t been bred to be eaten.
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    • Having a pet cow is sick tho. Used to work on a farm. Milkers are gentle giants, you can lean on them and hug them in the winter when your cold
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    • Roses are actually good, especially rose jam, if you ever see it you should try it
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    • This is perfect
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    • I eat them all. Ground beef and dog drizzled in rose water on a bed of lettuce
      kapne 6 aug
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    • I mean... Maybe dogs taste good? I wouldn't know
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    • Vegans out here playing favorites.
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    • You can eat both
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    • Is it possible to say that I eat AND love the cussy?
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    • Some people eat roses but I guess some also eat dogs sooo...... I just checked mate myself
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    • People eat roses
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    • Chinese:I only see food
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    • There is rose water and it's not illegal in china
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    • As long as the animal is kiIIed humanly I’m okay with it. It’s less messy and the animal doesn’t suffer for long. “But the more it is tortured the more it taste better” bullshit you are just looking for an excuse to torture something
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    • Chinese people: *visible confusion*
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    • Save the plants, eat a vegan
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    • Add rose petals to your tea 👌🏼👌🏼
      lujain2 6 aug
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    • Because dogs were bred for their companionship and are also carnivores meaning their meat isn't great. Cows were bred specifically to output a lot of meat and milk, and don't make great house pets, or even wild animals.
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    • One time a girl was telling me about this and about speciesism. She didn’t like my response that we could always eat all animals equally.
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    • Because it's all about the bonds you've formed yourself, and how you associate them with animals of a similar species.
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    • Eat hydrangeas heard they taste great
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    • Chinese people mad confused rn
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    • Ok look cows are raised for live stock their purpose is for food, dogs are bred for purposes like hunting, protecting, ECT. Now in different countries it's of course different like cows in some countries are worshipped and dogs are eaten in some countries, Every place is different.
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    • You have to be fair tho, the vegans kinda do have a point, the only reason we don’t eat dog Is because of societal norms
      Gleambo 6 aug
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    • Well I mean all four of those pictures have something edible
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    • I'd try dog
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    • A wise man with 6 children once said "all the meat we consider delicious is from herbivorous animals. Cows, pigs chickens!"
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    • We've been over this. Eating plants isn't morally better. You're just a lazy murderer
      moldydog 6 aug
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    • I eat the lettuce and the rose - but rose only goes well in sorbets and other desserts
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    • Well my older brother ate dog meat by accident, and apparently the meat is kinda rubbery and I believe he said hard to bite off
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    • Bro roses don't even smell all that what is all the hype for
      ma_le_le 8 aug
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    • Hey dogs are more edible than roses. But let’s be fair, there is no difference between eating a dog and a cow, from a moral standpoint. I love beef, and if you love dog then you do you.
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    • I only eat vegans.
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    • Make a 1000 lbs dog that's docile and eats grass and I'd probably eat it. But then wouldn't we just have a cowlike canine? Why not just stick with cows. Goddamn.
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    • Because fuck Asians I guess
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    • Ramen noodles
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    • Asians eat both
      Fuzzzy 5 aug
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    • Obviously because dogs were domesticated to be helpful to humans and act as companions. Cows were domesticated for food. The pack nature of dogs fits well with humans.
      LegaSea 9 aug
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    • You do need to eat vegetables but you gotta have the other food groups too.
      hietek 8 aug
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    • Cause one tastes better is more healthy and doesn’t have thorns
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    • Rose jam ice cream is fucking amazing
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    • just because roses are edible doesn’t mean a lot of people eat them, they are usually cared for and bred (like dogs kinda) for coloration. this meme stands bc both are )technically( edible but we definitely eat one more than the other
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    • Not vegan or vegetarian, but I can confirm that lettuce taste fine, roses are nasty as hell.
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    • I’d eat everything in that post honestly
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    • Yo dog taster
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    • I hear dog tastes incredibly good. I certainly wouldn't have a problem trying
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    • I eat all four
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    • To be FAIR, I've at least eaten roses before, and can CONFIRM they don't taste good. I never intend to give dog meat the same opportunity
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    • I’ll eat a dog. They taste alright
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    • I would eat anything in the picture.
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    • You know. There are people that use rose water in their cooking, just saying
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    • It's like how some don't eat horses for the same reasons as dogs. Considered sacred and have helped mankind
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    • I don’t think roses taste good. also comparing a dog to a cow is stupid because dogs are far more intelligent. Comparing a dog to a pig would make much more sense because pigs are just as smart as dogs and just as trainable. The reasons we have dogs, not pigs is because of dogs stamina and tracking
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    • Bitch I’d eat that puppy. You don’t know me
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    • Just because you eat something doesn't mean you don't love and respect it. People eat roses too by the way
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    • Just because we eat our cows doesn't mean we don't love them, and if I don't put it down myself with a bolt its probably just gonna get its throat ripped out by a coyote
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    • I’d eat a dog, it’s just an animal
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    • Hahahaha
      wizard91 5 aug
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    • I mean we do both to do both of em in places all around the world , we pack bond with some animals and it doesn’t matter the species , we also eat animals with the same indiscriminate nature . Life is precious yes so respect the entity while it’s alive and be kind in its death do not waste its sacri
      hamer51 9 aug
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    • Certain animals have certain defined purposes in certain cultures
      oneja 8 aug
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    • *WHY* do you eat one yet love the other? Yes vegan
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    • Aight vegan food isn’t actually bad. I myself am not vegan nor will I ever be, but I have tried vegan food before and if prepared correctly, it can taste pretty good
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    • Wrong thinking. I love cows in my mouth too. Also I know vegans that eat roses...
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    • I'd bet money that dogs taste better than cows
      tondrila 6 aug
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    • This is stupid. No one will care if a rose dies, but people definitely care if a dog dies.
      lwpack 6 aug
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    • I eat dogs.
      naneifm 6 aug
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    • Researchers find an ultrasonic 'scream' is emitted when stems are cut or if species are not watered enough. A team of scientists at Tel Aviv University have discovered that some plants emit a high frequency distress sound when they undergo environmental stress. This may be why bats prefer caves.
      faust667 6 aug
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    • U can eat a rose just fine and not a single person cares but when people eat dogs most people including people who eat meat get REAL pissy and salty
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    • I have a liquor made from roses, its not to bad
      rxrob 6 aug
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    • Roses can actually add really good flavor
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    • Cows do make great pets. Giant grass puppies
      SulVur 6 aug
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