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    • Just grow up and wake up on time
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    • I’m a morning person and it’s great
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    • Ha
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    • Any of u have anxiety so bad when u set a alarm your body wakes you up a hour before without fail?
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    • I never get enough sleep, I wake up at 6 on the weekdays, I sleep whenever my digestive system decides that it won’t cause me pain
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    • The sun gets up early
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    • We shall rebel and execute all morning people
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    • I can be productive as soon as I am at the office if I get there around 10-11am. If i need to be there at 8 I'll sit there drooling for the first hour or so. So yes, I am not a morning person, but i can be productive all night. No better time to programm than between 10pm and 4am.
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    • I wake up at 2 p.m. and stay up until 3 a.m.
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    • If I wake up before 11am my whole body hates me all day.
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    • Its unhealthy to conform toca universal schedule. Humans evolved so there were people natural awake and more aware at different times of the day
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    • I naturally wake up at 7:30 on the dot every morning, and get tired at 9:00 every night.
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    • Just work 3rd shift so no one fucks with you and you sleep till 3pm
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    • I'm happy the top comments are actually normal people holy shit
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    • I've been up since 3, you will not park before me
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    • i wake up at 4am
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    • Or maybe, just maybe, it could have something to do with the sun, maybe
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    • Im a coulple hours in the late morning and early afternoon guy
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    • I’m a morning person who will stay up all night
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    • This comment section has made me realize morning people can’t recognize a joke
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    • Farmers
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    • ⚪bruh moment
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    • The time we need to wake up early, is there so we can appreciate the time when we can sleep in. It’s like have the bad to know what’s good. If we didn’t have this balance everything we do in our lives would be melancholy.
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    • I'm a morning person, but not by choice and I fucking hate it lmao
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    • I always wake up early but I'm not a morning person.
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    • Dumbasses... If everything started 2 hours later then you would probably go sleep 2 hours later too so it doesn't even matter
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    • I mean I barley sleep anyways so I guess I’m both
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    • I'm night shift, fuck yall
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    • First come first cum.
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    • I haven’t seen this one in many years.
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    • People who work nights are the people who are right
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    • Fr morning sucks, night time is the best time. Who wants to be awake with the sun blaring at you? The moon and stars are way better and darkness is also great.
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    • There are no morning and night people, there are people who go to bed on time and dont
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    • if we lived in a world where school started at 5pm and we were finished around midnight and could go home and sleep through the entire morning i would be mentally stable.
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    • I guess snoozers really are losers then 😔
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    • Dude in reality why not waste the bullshit of the day right off the bat? The rest can be cool. They have night jobs for your weird ass
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    • Farming
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    • Jokes on you I have insomnia I’m a morning and night person... I’m always tired
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    • Because in Olden Times no light pretty much meant no work. So you work from sunup to sundown. But you can still be a midnight troll at some security and online jobs.
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    • Wake the fuck up you degenerates.
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    • I’d rather go in an extra hour or 2 early to work than stay an extra hour or 2 late for overtime. Nothing to do in the mornings but I can do whatever after work if I don’t stay late and I still get the overtime from the morning
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    • It's funny to work later shifts and watch morning people who get stuck with them bitch about being tired. Like yes, welcome to my world.
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    • Cause mornings are awesome. It's so quiet and sunrises are so pretty. I cant sleep while its light out so I have to fall asleep at 9 and wake up at 6 lol.
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    • Those sons of bitches!
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    • It’s 7:30am and I haven’t slept yet
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Well initially a lot of people worked outside like farmers and stuff. By getting up early they finish their work before it gets hot in the mid afternoon
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    • Time to stay up until 4 in the morning and switch that shit around
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    • Imagine being a morning person
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    • Statistically men don’t need as much sleep as women it can start as low as 20 mins or more and Can range from person to person could be a few minutes or a few hours
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    • Bastards
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    • Morning people wack, change my mind
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    • I'm reading this book called "Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker and this is discussed. Roughly 44% of the world are morning Larks people who wake up early and go to bed early. About 30% are night owls people who wake up late and sleep late. And the rest fall somewhere in between.
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    • I remember I would wake up at 6 am on command and feel great now I’m waking up at 11 and feeling like shit
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    • The sun chose the worlds operating schedule my guy
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    • I wake up for work at 8:15, it’s not bad. Right?
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    • *looks at my 8pm to 7am shift* yeah can’t relate
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    • I’ve tried being a morning person but I’ve only ever been asleep in only awake in total during the whole day is like 3 hours and otherwise I’m asleep
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    • Survival played a part predators that could hurt humans could also hunt them easier at night
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    • If you think it’s responsible and “grown up” to get up early then congrats u have achieved that slave mentality.
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    • Take that
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    • Because more work can be done in daylight hours. I believe Norway only has 6 hour work days due to this
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    • It started before we found ways to work at night. Worshipping the sun was also a common mythological theme because it illuminated what was not seen during the night. We evolved consciousness of that, gained awareness of the future, and developed a society that "starts" in the morning
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    • Look, it’s not that hard to go to sleep at 1am and wake up at 8.
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    • Old people and babies wake up early so our society revolves around that because adults needed to care for them. And farmers wake up with the sun.
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    • It's called a Circadian Rhythm. Look it up dumbass.
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    • Being a morning person isn’t bad. Atleast we’re not wasting half the day.
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    • I would love to be a morning person but right now it’s hard
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    • At my current job I work shifts noon-9pm and 3-midnight. I’m enjoying sleeping in while I have no family to care for
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    • I should be able to sleep as long as I want
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    • You mean adults
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    • Amen! I'm happy being a moonlighter, but looking from a night shift standpoint, it can be pretty frustrating at times having to ALWAYS cater to "normal business hours"!
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    • I love this argument because it actually has nothing to do with what time you have to wake up and just that people can’t be adults just because they are a lil sleepy
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    • Well if you stay up super late then it becomes morning (or so I’m told) my mom doesn’t let me stay up that late
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    • Because there was a time where the only light you had was the sun. Fucking degenerates.
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    • Boohoo I don’t wanna get outta bed
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    • Quit burning daylight and wake up hippy
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    • Because sun
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    • People in ye old day got up when the sun rose which in the spring and summer is 5-6 so that kinda stuck with us
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    • Because doing things in the morning used to be easier because we didn’t have technology and you could only tell the time in the day
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    • People seriously hate morning people..? Bruh, these fucking losers
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    • I work overnight. I party at 7am and sleep til 3pm
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    • We're not waiting all day for potheads to wake up, get moving and then get stoned again first thing. We've got stuff to do.
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    • This makes me want to cry cause they are so right
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    • Fuck um
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    • Fuck morning people, all my noons hate morning people.
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    • Fuck morning people, also fucking night owls even if I am one
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    • Work thirds
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    • How about you just go to bed at a reasonable time and wake up like everyone else
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    • People really think that having everything start/open at 11 would make a difference? Bitch you would just go to sleep at 6am instead of 3am and still complain
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    • I’m still awake
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    • 11am-7pm would be great thanks
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    • Frick
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    • Just get a job on 2nd shift
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    • Well for a long time before lights, to get anything done you had to do it during the day so you could see. Back in the day people used every bit of daylight they could. And it has carried onto today. Just stop being a lazy bum and wake up early.
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    • Definitely not because humans are meant to get up with the sun (biologically programed to do so) and that sleeping during the day and being awake at night is unnatural, let alone unhealthy unless you can recreate perfect day in your house during the night, for humans. Enjoy depression.
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