• Why on earth hasn't anyone invented a
less terrifying way to open biscuits and
Vas,
because squishing that much biscuit
into that little space teeters on the edge
of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble.
to remind us that death comes for all
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    • I usually just bang it against the counter like a Neanderthal. Me want cinimon rolls...
      Nickels 22 jun
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    • Wait you’re supposed to use a spoon? Slamming it on the counter isn’t the solution?
      Cole_LOH 22 jun
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    • Just slam it on the counter lmao
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    • I like squeezing them open, feel like straggling someone.
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    • I smack them on my forehead until they either pop open or I knock myself out, it’s a pretty even match and right now I’m winning 7-6
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    • I've always found opening them satisfying
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    • I don’t mind it when they work like they’re supposed to, but 90% of the time they pop while I’m peeling off the paper and one of these days it’s gonna kiII me
      Beeschmop 22 jun
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    • Tear away the paper and twist it it’ll pop open effortlessly every time
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    • Memento mori
      Broseph20 22 jun
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    • If you use a can opener it won't pop open so violently
      PhyreGirl 22 jun
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    • I smack it against the kitchen counter top.
      Silvl0cks 22 jun
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    • Honestly it hardly pops. Idk why people are afraid of those
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    • Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS
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    • Chirin 22 jun
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    • Just slam it down on the edge of the counter. Blam you got an open thing of biscuit/cinnamon rolls
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    • I don’t get how people are scared of this. But I support you if you are. You can pay me in biscuits.
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    • I use my cock to open these.
      Vuber 22 jun
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    • That’s why I tell my little brother to do it
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    • Smash it into the counter like you're driving a nail
      Kriegsman 22 jun
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    • I find the pop to be satisfying
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    • It is satisfying the bend the universe in such a way. Your fear has stolen what only reveling in our might and technology can do brothers. Take satisfaction in the pop.
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    • Respect to the Lance Voltron pfp
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    • I just peel it back and wack it on my head to get it to pop
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    • Because if it didn't work like that the second you opened the lid it would go flying off from the pressure of the built up gasses champagne style followed by a flow of dough on your floor
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    • Slam it on the edge of the counter
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    • There used to be no spoon necessary.. you just started to peel it open and somewhere along the way down the can it would just burst open
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    • Just squeeze and pop pretty easy
      Scheme02 22 jun
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    • Vons 22 jun
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    • I've never had a problem opening these so when I was a kid my Mom made it my job.
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    • I do that behind people and watch them jump especially if they r drinking water or something
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    • Youre referring to making cinnabons as terrifying
      Congu 22 jun
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    • Who doesn’t just use the edge of the kitchen counter to pop that casing open, like..... bang!
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    • ...or just leave it out in the sun
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    • Slam it on the counter pussy
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    • If you can’t handle a small pop then you don’t deserve to consume biscuits and or cinnamon rolls
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    • Adult jack In the box
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    • If only chip companies had as much love for their customers as these bakery companies do
      eassonova 22 jun
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    • Why does nobody else twist it open?
      dhhdbd 22 jun
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    • Closest most of us will get to EOD.
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    • You can buy them frozen in a bag. Usually come out better than the canned biscuits, anyway.
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    • That is the last bastion of sanity! Protect the biscuits from the protesters! If they make them take the pop away, we are doomed!
      Flanker7 22 jun
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    • i used to work at a grocery store and those bitches would explode on the belt and fucking scare the shit out of everyone. it’s really funny.
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    • Use your fingers like a real man
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    • You guys clearly haven’t tried sitting on it.
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    • Enjoy that pop for it is far more vibrant than the darkness that awaits you...
      THUNT 22 jun
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    • Yeah, I pop them thangs
      Curvz 22 jun
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    • Death and taxes
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    • You just twist it open. The spoon does fuck all.
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    • Who doesn’t just pop them on the counter edge?
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    • So, is Ellie from TLoU2 trans? Like, a guy? I'm confused
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    • heh, inigga.
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    • It makes it more enjoyable when you’re eating them raw right out of the tube/can thing
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    • I'm gonna keep one of these next to my bed for self defense
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    • You just peel the paper and squeeze it slightly
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    • Anyone ever had that shit explode in your car?
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    • Man I just peel the thing and smack it on the edge of the counter.
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    • or...make from scratch?
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    • i think the most efficient option is pressing down with both thumbs and twisting on opposite eides
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    • You’re supposed to press a spoon against it? My family just bangs the shit out of it on the edge of the kitchen counter to open the seam.
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    • I always just slammed it on the counter or twisted it open
      RowanWeis 25 jun
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    • Wait have I been opening those cans wrong my entire life
      RowanWeis 25 jun
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    • I used my thumb
      Ciwanachu 25 jun
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    • isn’t that also the symbolism behind Evokers in Persona 3
      Risotto 25 jun
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    • Spoon? I just whack the roll on the counter
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    • Anyone hear a ticking clock with a white timer on a black background and hearing "one year" chanted in Latin in the background?
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    • Does anyone really use a spoon? I just bang the fuck out of it on the counter until it opens
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    • I had one of these pop as i was unwrapping it scared the shit out of me
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    • I used to open dozens of these when cooking large church dinners with my grandma like 10-15 years ago and the ends would go flying and bounce of the walls at mach 10. I was always afraid it would bounce back and cut my throat, but grandma needed biscuits so I opened biscuits.
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    • I just throw them against the wall as hard as I can. I have a section of the wall covered in a steel plate to keep the biscuits rim flying into my brothers room again.
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    • Feel&pop is what I want to happen to my balls and cock
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    • Am I the only one who just bangs it on the counter?
      linxisme 24 jun
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    • The other month I opened one of these cans for the first time and I'm sure I cut off 27 years off my life
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    • I smack it on my hand
      MangaCaps 24 jun
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    • I just wack that bad boy on the counter till he pops
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    • I always peel the paper off and then hold it in one hand and punch it with the other, cuz that’s how my mom and grandma did it
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    • If you are scared to open one of these then you are weak
      Mythical_ 24 jun
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    • I find it fun
      mayomaker 24 jun
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    • I normally just slap it on the edge of the counter...
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    • i just wack it against the counter corner as hard as i can
      Raxe 24 jun
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    • Me want rolls. Give rolls *slams on counter side repeatedly*
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    • Yall are weak
      bous9334 24 jun
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    • Spoon? Bang on wrist/palm, the end
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    • Your telling me that I'm not supposed to bang that shit against the counter edge?
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    • I’ve honestly never used a spoon. It was always slam that shit against the counter or shoved my thumb into the seam
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    • My mom hated openning those, she always had me do it
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    • I was just informed by my SO that peeling them then quickly punching them is decidedly NOT the way to open these. I can’t be the only one, though.
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    • Is this psychological warfare?
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    • Who tf is scared of this shit? Y’all are weak that is satisfying as hell to pop
      LoganMCB 24 jun
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    • Peel it and slam on the counter
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    • I could never get them open. Maybe I just don't make them often enough 🤷
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    • Why the fuck does everyone get these
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    • Tear some paper and bop that bitch on the edge of the counter
      Verrekken 23 jun
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    • I bet you like unus Annus
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    • "Press spoon" hell naw I be bashing that shit on the counter and demanding my money
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    • I'm always afraid I'll cut myself when it pops open.
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    • If this scares you .. Then you must be a kid..
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    • Dude just peel the whole label off n it pops open easy peasy penis squeezy
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    • I just smack that shit on my counter
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    • such a raw line
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