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you had a dream about them they
assume sex? Like no dude, I killed
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    • Person: "I had this dream about you" me: "yeah i know. I was there." Gets them every time
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    • I once dreamt my crush at the time hugged me, and immediately I became lucid, the fact I was shown genuine affection making me realize I was in a dream.
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    • Yeah I told a girl I had a dream about her, she asked what was it? In a cute way so I thought “ fuck she horny now I gotta make something up” when it was her doing a front flip and biffing it
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    • I hugged my crush in a dream. Not even kissed. I’m just so starved for any physical affection I dreamt I hugged him.
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    • I had a dream that my friend fucked a dorito in the school stairwell
      hSa_ 23 jun
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    • LitTits 23 jun
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    • ...And then we had sex
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    • No I didn’t have sex with u In my dream Shrek did and I watched
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    • Haha ... I know right
      localpimp 22 jun
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    • Idk about y'all but I be going on whole missions in my dreams...jumping to other realms like doctor strange
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    • Is anal squirting a thing? Or did my girlfriend just shit on my couch
      FBIAgent 23 jun
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    • I never tell people when I dream about them cause it’s usually too weird to explain
      Clarysmh 23 jun
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    • I had some random girl on my school bus show up in my dream as part of a special forces unit. We all kicked ass.
      Hunterigo 23 jun
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    • I don't tell people about my dreams anymore bc if they r not portrayed in the way they want then I'm to blame... I am sorry u got eaten by spiders Jessica, I am not going to hop in ur room with a giant purple hippo to save u bc its not real.
      Olivia00 23 jun
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    • I hsd a dream where the PS5 was worth $2,000
      Gade 23 jun
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    • One time I dreamt about my friend and I told her about it and she was like ew wtf and then I told her to calm tf down I'm not that weird I just dreamt I saw you at Walmart as a cashier but she still acted weird the rest of the day smh
      Frog_Cult 23 jun
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    • I've been having a lot of dreams lately where I had sex with people... And none of them were of my girlfriend.
      Bonedome_ 23 jun
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    • I'm a cook in a nursing home and a nurse told me she had a dream I was feeling th old folks humans.
      perduedoo 23 jun
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    • “Oh Um actually You got eaten by shadow people”
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    • I had a dream once where two of my friends were turned into penguins
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    • Yeah u were a robber in my dream
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    • Like no, Michael Jackson moonwalked on my face while Terry crew made a triple x rated buttplug machine gun
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    • Anytime someone tells me i was in their dream, i hope they are 100% honest with what the dream is about. I find it fascinating the way the subconscious can throw people into things
      Chiwah 24 jun
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    • A dream I've been having a few times a month is me in the desert. Tired, starving, dehydrated. I go in a cave to get out of the sun and hear water trickling further in, so I go. Standing in front of a pool of water is this massive scorpion. I fight it and die, but instead if waking up (1/2)
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    • After sex?
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    • Apparently a friend of mine dreamt that I strangled him.
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    • I’ve never had a sex dream and it’s tragic
      gmin0611 23 jun
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    • One of my friends had a dream that I stole her teeth like the tooth fairy except I was a goblin
      Krillynx 25 jun
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    • Why not both?
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    • Yesterday morning my boss told me I was in his dream. He was fishing and I showed up then we left together then he woke up. Nothing sexual. But how did I get there and why did I leave with him and not my car (assuming I drove it there)?
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    • i had a dream i ended my friends at the mall in halo reach and there was a weird focus on hard boiled eggs
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    • Nah, I kiIIed you... by fucking you too hard
      ThotBoss 23 jun
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    • Very aggressively too.
      dalton77 23 jun
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    • Gotta write them down. If had some weird dreams that I don’t mind forgetting and not risking people ever reading them.
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    • Foundry 23 jun
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    • It’s always funny when you dream about people that are so irrelevant in your life lol like yo sup what you doing here
      _Amg 23 jun
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    • Most of my dreams that have girls in them I just talk and have a good time with. Honestly that’s kinda what I want most but then my dick is just like ima stop you right there
      5onathan 23 jun
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    • In elementary school I had a dream about kissing my friend Sophia. I don't even know what to think of it
      SyIvia 23 jun
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    • I only dreamed about a girl once I was dating the girl at the time and yes in that dream we did have sex. But that’s when I realized I had fallen for her and soon enough just like in my past, when I actually fall in love it’s not long before they leave me. She was by best friend until now.
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    • Ki.lled... then had sex?
      Reign 23 jun
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    • My Dreams:
      Skrunky 26 jun
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    • 1/2 I once dreamt my ex and I went on a roller coaster and on the drop. It descended into emptiness then opened into a giant mossy green cave where cthulhu stood in the distance and she turned to me and said "reap the sinners, Joel. End them all" and then I cut a random person's throat open and
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    • Physical contact is so wanted by everyone nowadays. What I don't understand is why it's so hard to do this kind of stuff with a friend. Like I'm not trying to be in a relationship but not trying to fuck either. Can we not do nice things like this as friends without it being weird?
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    • I had a dream last night about a bl@k guy chasing me around the gas station I work at, he was trying to k1ll me with a shotgun but kept missing for some reason
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    • I had a dream about my crush and I haven’t talked to her in a minute and it was us just hanging out and I was crying when I woke up I was like wtf
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    • Fact: I’m sad and lonely
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    • Isn't that just sex with less steps
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    • happened to me in jrhigh . I was talking to my bff and I was like " girl it was crazy,we were at this like hunger games camp, and you were there and he was there and he was-" and the guy across from me yells at the top of his lungs " Woah this girl dreaming about me!! I didnt like you like that !!"
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    • I had a dream last night where I had weird fleshy tentacle tumor things growing from my chest
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    • I got top comment on a post just like this a while back. It was verbatim until the last sentence
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    • Like naw dude we went to grocery outlet and got chips. My dreams be boring as fuck.
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    • I had a dream the other day,you know the wake up in your dream where you but not actually irl but then 10x more convincing,anyway my gf died in a car crash and it was scary as hell
      Wampaging 23 jun
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    • I've fucked my cousin in a dream.
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    • ....through sex.
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    • Do you were a female praying mantis?
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    • This is very true
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    • I remove a dream where I was running through the streets at might and my mom was chasing me with a knife. I knocked in a random door and an old man with a shotgun answered the door and hugged me. My mom stood at the sidewalk before eventually leaving. Then he took me inside and told (cont
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    • I always have dreams where I recognize where I am but the surroundings are mixed with familiar and unfamiliar pieces. I'll walk out of one room of a building that is not my house and into a room of my house and act like it's supposed to be.
      BpizOzaX 24 jun
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    • And then got scared, chopped up the bodie, and put the pieces under the clothes in my dresser drawers, because there's no good time or place to throw them out.
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    • Had a dream where my brother showed me a meme. Thats it. Thats the dream.
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    • I did a lot of cannibalism and shit in my dreams, but since Ive started working on my emotions it's really improved. I think the sexual and violent stuff was because of some suppressed feelings?
      Celceus 24 jun
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    • People are very sex focused nowadays
      TrigChan 23 jun
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    • I wish I could have dreams again, I haven’t had one since like middle school
      HappySoap 23 jun
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    • Sometimes i dream of my girlfriend who was taken by a drunk driver
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    • I had a dream that me and my fiance were driving down the road and a log truck cut us off. He slammed the brakes and threw his arm in front of me bc the seatbelts in the mustang don’t lock every time you yank em. He caught me but his elbow hit my neck weird and next thing I know a doctor is telling-
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    • That’d be Sigmund Freud. Dude was creepy and managed to convince everyone that our whole world revolves around sex subconsciously. He was proven wrong in most things he proclaimed but nobody listens and here we are. He also thought all boys wanted to sleep with their mothers for some reason. Weird
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    • I was making out with a girl in my dream and I woke up just in a fucking pile of drool
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    • I had a dream that this girl at my school tried to kiss me and I walked away. Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot.
      Koolmems 23 jun
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    • Cuddling dreams are the best 🥺
      Edab 23 jun
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    • Bruh we just cuddled in my dream
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    • Yeah once robbed a bank with a close friend, all of our problems gone in an epic heist, got to see my bank balance reach millions. It’s sad to wake up sometimes
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    • I had a dream last night that me and my father were kiIIing people with Corona and it was pretty violent but I just like sho*ting with my dad
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    • I had a dream you died or tried to k1ll me. I either saw your destroyed remains, or ran from you in utter fear.
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    • Footage 23 jun
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    • "Hey i had a dream about you. I called you a fucking retard and got yelled at for it"
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    • 6Grim 23 jun
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    • After the sex
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    • “I had a dream about your 6 year old daughter—“ dead
      Plado 23 jun
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    • I always assume I’m doing some weird shit in people’s dreams cause I do weird shit in life.
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    • Yeah I had a dream like that and it was 2 of my college classmates, I dont think i could ever actually just k.ill someone randomly like that, I would need to have a reason
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    • I had a dream I hooked up with my bi friend who’s a chick , and I didn’t tell my bf lol
      Bats 23 jun
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    • I am stoned and want too comment hand it over
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    • sex dreams are the best
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    • I had a dream that the girl I liked worked at the McDonald’s I was robbing. Me, not being in control, shot her 14 times.
      Cropshit 26 jun
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    • and THEN had sex with you
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    • I had a dream last night and my crush was in it. I don’t even think we talked I just saw her and that was enough.
      A2T4R 26 jun
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    • Dreamt about being with my ex from 2 years back last night. It wasn't a happy dream though, it was the constant isolation I felt in the relationship. When I woke up I wasn't sure if I was happy the dream ended or not
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    • You probably have oversexual friends
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    • You ever like cuddled in a dream or something and woke up really happy then got super sad because it wasn't real
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    • Exactly they make it all awkward so I don’t express those dreams
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    • I dreamt I was eating the girl's ass, but then she had a penis
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    • I dreamt that I was cuddling with my crush. We were just holding each other and enjoying the moment. Ah bliss..
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    • Nothing wrong with necrophilia. Just sayin.
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    • Every dream that includes real people are always npcs in the background. The important characters are always from a show/movie or my crackhead imagination.
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    • But I like having sex with my friends.
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    • My girl just had a nightmare I drugged her and pulled out her teeth, I didn’t believe her lol but she said she was therious
      Jakechar 26 jun
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    • I had a dream that ifunny would let us save videos
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