why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
Duck, Duels,
Goose
messy_dankmemesgang messy_dankmemesgang
22 jan 2021
Duck, Duels, Goose
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded
by lots of smait, wondertul frreods
can't see that happening.
thehoppingbunbun thehoppingbunbun
24 nov 2020
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smait, wondertul frreods can't see that happening.
hate when ppl use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like "sry i can't help it im a scorpio." no Susan you're just a bitch.
hate when ppl use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like "sry i can't help it im a scorpio." no Susan you're just a bitch.
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
fuck_ur_feelings fuck_ur_feelings
26 sep 2020
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
SOMEONE'S SON
Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
ThatGuyToasty ThatGuyToasty
12 jan 2021
SOMEONE'S SON Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
BigNinjaBoi BigNinjaBoi
18 feb
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop