• Why Do So Many Murderers Bury Victims In
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Mandy Carp
Not everyone has the trunk space or gas money to drive way out in the middle of nowhere to dump their bodies.
Check your privilege. We're all doing the best we can out here.
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    • Check my privilege? Check these fucking hands.
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    • They’re putting in sewer pipes for an expansion of the neighborhood i live in rn and now would be a excellent time to murk somebody and never get caught
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    • The encouraging thing here is that any sentence containing privilege is now considered comical and humorous. We have defeated that concept.
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    • Well it's cheaper to buy 3 tanks of gas and a tarp than to get a good lawyer
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    • That's why you plan ahead and dig the hole in the middle of nowhere at least a week in advance.
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    • Tobi will be in my backyard
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    • "Check your privilege" even if its unironic and a joke it makes you sound retarded.
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    • Or take it to a pig farm they will even eat the bones
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    • Well Mandy has some secrets
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    • Couldnt you just do the acid bath? But make sure you get the right kind of plastic container
      13faces 6 sep
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    • Crawl spaces are the best place to bury a body. At least that what I’ve been told
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • If you say check your privilege , I hate you
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    • You must have spent it on tattoos and hair color.
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    • If I'm murdered and my murderer says poggers after the noon I will simply refuse to die
      177013_ 7 sep
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    • I think the trash compactor is my option
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    • You can get away with saying yard work
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    • Remember to call in a locate ticket before you dig so yall don't hit any utility lines
      CDM10 6 sep
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    • Did someone check her back yard?!??
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    • No warrant
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    • Better yet. Bury in your neighbor's backyard that you hate then call the cops for suspicious activity.
      Grivaxyn 6 sep
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    • "Check my privilege" check your money closet after tonight
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    • It’s a joke, guys.
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    • That's why you chop them up, put them in a blender, and flush them down the toilet. Or so I'm told anyways.
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    • Looks like someone hasn't seen casino. You have to already have the hole dug.
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    • I like to jack off over the grave.
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    • Burn. The. Bodies.
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    • Check my nuts hoe
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    • Check my privilege?! Check this bitch's backyard
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    • First time murders do this. If they nooned one person and it is a person close to them they get buried in the bushes. But hobbyists will go the distance.
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    • I know its a joke and im not mad at the chick but god the phrase check your privilege pisses me off
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    • You could be like a normal person and put there body under a construction site where they already dug and then you dig down 12 feet more out the body dump concrete pit clay, dirt and then a dead dog and bury that then make the ground look untouched. Man all those houses and no one knew ahahah
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    • Because they don’t have a basement
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    • Or so I’m told
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    • We’re?
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      Foundry 6 sep
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    • I only have 3 in my backyard so far, any tips?
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    • I bet she’s the kinda person that goes to BLM riots
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    • Gayy
      Wetmouth 7 sep
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    • I'd let Mandy murder me
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    • Check your privelege, white males.
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    • “Check your privilege” fuck you.
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    • Remember to have the hole dug before the murder and to have a few bags of kitty litter (mask the smell) and make sure you leave your phone at home and have a different license plate when driving also dont have any online or over the phone contact
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    • Get a good job retard
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    • Yo black people have ruined every aspect of American life
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    • Ik it's supposed to be an ironic joke (or at least I hope it is) but what the fuck does privilege have to do with it
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    • Can we get someone to check Maddie’s back yard? No cops tho
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    • Also no one is allowed to dig in your yard unless they provide a warrant. But no body, no evidence = no warrant. Do people not watch nooner documentaries
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    • Mandy Carp is a hottie
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    • Y’all really woosh’d hard huh
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    • Actually, the reason for the backyard burial is mostly because nooners want to relive they're noons, and looking outside at where they buried people gives them pleasure.
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    • The actual reason by the way, is its the ultimate trophy. A lot of nooners get off from reliving the moment. That, and its the ultimate narcissistic spot. Can look in your back yard each morning, and only you know what's really back there
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    • Murder on a budget!
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    • " C H E C K Y O U R P R I V I L E D G E"
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    • Gonna keep an eye on Mandy...
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    • It's a pride thing.
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    • Just throw the body in the ocean
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    • *BAU giving profile* *Hotch* "based on our privilege analysis, we believe the unsub is a white male, mid 20's, because the body is buried in the woods. Other races cant afford gas."
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    • I actually live right next to the canal, so if I merked someone I could get away with it
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    • Get a hog and feed them the meat of the person, grind down their bones, and get rid of any teeth
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    • they wanna keep it close by so they can protect the site, or revisit it. Relive the crime, know what I mean?
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    • Did you just say we?!?!
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    • jessicahassss
      If you shout me out for a day you get my dropbox for free
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    • I dig holes everyday for a living. I think I can get away with it.
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    • Bro if you can afford a house you can afford a fucking road trip
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    • If your commiting murder im sure stealing a truck to dump the body is the least think you have to wory abouy when you are nooning someone know your place if your a crimal nooning people doing the worst possible thing you can steal a car its okay your already ending peoples lifes
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    • Why do people bury bodies? Buy yourself two pigs. Feed the body to the pigs. Sell the pigs. You're free.
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    • Somebody needs to check her backyard
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    • A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move the body.
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    • Well, they'll only find if you get cought. If burry it somewhere there's a higher chance if getting caught than blurring it in your private property.
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    • Murder is OK if you're a member of Ant1fa or BLM
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    • Only murderers who are also idiots bury the body in the backyard. Smart murderers make do
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    • Fuck you Mandy
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    • Good news young lady, you’re entitled to these hands
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    • For real though if you fucking noon someone gas money to dump the body would be the least of your concerns
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    • Think the proper way is to dismember, bag and drop in dumpsters
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    • WaIT
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    • So they can go out in the backyard, light a cigarette and enjoy the memories of nooning each one. Duh.
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    • For many reasons. 1) they could just be dumb 2) connection to the body 3) thrill 4) constant reminder, it’s like a trophy 5) limited resources 6) temporary hiding spot
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    • There was a woman in my home town who moved out of her house when she got old. The new owners started digging in the backyard for a pool and they found a bunch of jars that were full of chopped up body parts from her husband who went missing
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    • And if they live there their entire lives until they die you’re good and set. Unless you have neighbors then ooof
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    • Aight fellas we all know serial nooners are the most oppressed group
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    • If you really want to noon someone it has to be totally impersonal, you can’t know them, you can’t hate them, you can’t live in the same city, or have the same job.
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    • That's pretty funny actually.
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    • Even as a joke I hate the phrase “check your privilege”
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    • Fuck yeah mandy
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    • She's right, you know
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    • i feed them to my pigs
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    • If I hear the words privilege or toxic one more time I am going to lose my shit. Fuck these SJW buzzwords used to dismiss any legitimate argument.
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    • Someone needs to dig up her backyard
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    • Check my cock in your mouth
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