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    • "Divorced, beheaded, and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry the 8th I had 6 sorry wives..."
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    • HORRIBLE HISTORIES YOOOOOOOO
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    • King Henry V, executed 6 of his wives and formed the Church of England so he could marry again
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    • Henry the 8th has 6 wives: Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived. In that order
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    • who else remembers that catchy as shit Henry the VII song about his wives
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    • Didn't the only wife to survive him marry him just around when he died?
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    • Bed wed behead has a rhyming thing going for it, but it also has more syllables and doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.
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    • We called it Bed, Wed, Behead in my school
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    • Tell me why I read bedhead instead of behead?
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    • Uhh ive been calling it bed wed and dead my whole life
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    • Henry potter. Harry’s evil twin.
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    • Its an extremely awkward game when the people you choose to fuck or marry are in the same room as you but thats the fun part I guess
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    • I know why Henry was the way he was! He simply misunderstood the rules of fuck marry kill. Jester: does my lord wish to enjoy a game of wed,bed,behead? Henry: pray tell me more of this wonderful game. Jester: the game is simple my lord, all you have to do is choose (Continued ——>)
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